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Missing you already, ES.
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2 hours ago, admin said:
The world was cold and dark, for the sun did not rise on that fateful day. All the inhabitants of the land lay still during the time that became known as the Great Outage. They waited and hoped. Should the sun rise once more, what glory might await them? For before the Great Outage the land was peaceful and calm. There was hardly a whimper of war or conflict to be spoken of. Should the sun rise again, would it bring about the utopia that they all so seemingly craved? But the one they called Admin knew not only that the sun would rise, but he knew that it was a certainty, for he had information that the others did not possess. And with that knowledge he saw possibilities. While the others awaited a bright new day, he stirred. And while their gentle souls lay calm in that good night, he plotted…Be still my fluttering heart and quivering loins.
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21 hours ago, Van Hoo X said:
... they do have dibs.
Apparently they seek too high a ransom.
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While I have a fondness for certain types of molluscs, oysters are where the line is irrevocably drawn.
I accept that many friends have secrets of varying perversity, and Rebel Virginia no exception.
Oysters should remain forever secret.
However, chilli mussels should be celebrated and consumed with fresh crusty bread, slathering of butter and a chilled cheeky rosé.
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On 2/12/2023 at 2:42 AM, Pingu said:
I thank you for your thanks.
Anyone at a loss for how to reply can emulate W_A_R. Herring always make an acceptable gift.
<Slips in a side of fresh calamari.>
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So, in essence this is a ceasefire for festive season 'festivities'.
So leading into Christmas I can confidentially expect that the knocking on my door is carollers (going with the double 'L' here) or similar type well wishers.
After New Years I can fully expect the knocking on the door is likely to preceed a burning paper bag or cardboard box on my doorstep, in all likelihood containing some form of faecal matter, potentially 'Doom Dung'.
Am I reading this right?
Asking for a friend who has allergy to paper bags, cardboard, fire and poop.
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15 hours ago, Smitty256 said:
Roll Velocity you say?
TO WAR!!!!!!
You called?
Oh, lacks underscore. Carry on, nothing to see here.
Continue to roll Velocity.
Edit: And my congratulations to all parties involved in this mutual tension releasing passion outburst.
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1 hour ago, jerdge said:
«Three war fronts for CN war, under the glowing sky,
Seventeen alliances for Oculus, in their halls of stone,
Eighteen alliances for Herogasm, doomed to fight,
One Scheme for the Invisible Hand of CN, on his dark green throne,
In the land of Peace, where the Nukes die.One Scheme to rule them all, One Scheme to Tame them,
One Scheme to bring them all and in Neutrality bind them.
In the land of Peace, where War Is a Lie.»GPA knows peace.
<Passes around garlands of daffodils>
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9 hours ago, Jason8 said:
Did you know...
The Order of the Black Rose sucks.The Order of the Black Rose sucketh.
Fixed it.
I will have you know that it is not whether one 'sucketh', but the quality and classiness in the delivery of the 'suckethness'.
One should offer the sucketh with some mediaeval flavour, general bonhomie, fellowship, and lanolin on one's pursed lips.
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18 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:
Agree. They deserve something more than white peace imo. They have a legitimate grievance with Doom and have been subject to aggression/hostilities from them for some time, some concessions to them in that regard should be on the table.
For this we agree. The Old Codger Alliance appreciates the shared love.
Moist heated towels for all!
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On 11/26/2022 at 10:31 AM, TheBigBad said:
I like this Non Grata group. Although if you are going to post pics of people at the beach then perhaps, I should put on my Polar speedo for some Big Bad Booty pics. Just let that vision marinate in your mind.
Not sure if I want the marinade or the first issue featuring polar budgie smugglers. I'm weighing the pros and cons.
OOC: Back to work I scurry. Thought I'd pop in to make a token contribution.
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7 hours ago, Electron Sponge said:
cool people list
Tyga the fatty
it's random's fault
RV
hannah
TheBigBad
Stewie
Lyanna Mormont stop talking for a minute little g, you made it already
Ivan will always be the coolest cat in the room
Dibler
Moo RIP homey
Doitzel
Shantamantan
chunky monkey
Grubby
Dajobo and QL
Cortath
Bumpy
Eatem
Assy omg we need more wiggles in this game I miss him so much
Doppelganger
Musso
Pope Hope
Pingu
and a special nod to Zandra without whose guidance I wouldn't even be here, let her heart guide me in the future of this game
Well now, that is a nice list. Many names in there that I have had the pleasure of knowing.
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8 hours ago, Lyanna Mormont said:
dude I love clowns. How they all fit in that car?? Thats peak comedy. Seltzer flowers?? LOL
🤡
I hear tell that there is a clown car rental doing fantastic business in CN atm.
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On 7/3/2022 at 7:49 AM, DeathAdder said:
Quit showing your age, Jerdge.
You should know by now that far too many are either incapable of separating IC from OOC, or are just too dense to know what it is.
<Nods IC> <Nods OOC>
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There is no @Pingu in this announcement, and I had fresh herring on hand. I therefore dispute the veracity of this declaration given his absence.
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I expected nothing less than a solid shade of beige, Jerge.
Enjoy the spectacle.
ps. Have you folk cornered the popcorn market yet?
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Welcome to the fray, FAN and @Mackaywarrior.
A pleasure to see old friends from the yellow sphere get back to the basics of guns, booze, hookers and blow.
Give my regards to @mpol777 should his bourbon pickled soul be still present.
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There is cast of heavy hitters on both side of this dispute. As always, the greatest danger for an Alliance is disunity that arises from within. It is unfortunate that matters have escalated to what some may call, a point of no return.
The Order of the Black Rose extends its sincerest hopes that Polar soon settles on an even keel during this tumultuous time.
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My favourite part of the original post is the red bolded opening sentence.
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I personally approve any original post by @CrinkledStraw regardless of content.
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I'm afraid I couldn't get past the 'clearly' printer errors in the original post.
Apparently Kashmir is doing something to someone.
Welcome.
Introducing the Shenanigans Consortium: A Flavorful Fusion
in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Posted · Edited by W_A_R
I have been in a deep slumber.
Unfortunately the slumber did not constitute 'beauty sleep', so wrinkly bags persist in a multitude of places.
Can this announcement be seen as a good thing?
Lyanna is involved and made the announcement rather appetising, so that is a positive. Asking for one who is both hungry and is seeking to slake his thirst with amber brewed beverage.
The bladder may need pre-emptive releasing provided this doesn't occur involuntarily beforehand. It tends to rust the armour.
Note to the unwary - corroded chainmail chafes.