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  • Birthday 02/03/1986

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  1. Glad I could get this through on our end. Look forward to working with you all.
  2. I've come to realize I can only lead 1 year at the time. This marks the second go round of it. Enjoy it Demon, you'll do fine. Enjoyed working with all of you. I'll still be around, if anyone wants to change my diapers.
  3. Love and marriage, love and marriage. Go together like a horse and carriage. This I tell you brother, you can't have one without the other. Having gone through with the ceremony, R&R and the New Pacific Order now found themselves taken, wedded, in matrimony, hitched. It was a strange idea for both, even if it was completely sensible to be in this state of wedlock. Still, on the way home from the courthouse, they realized they had forgotten something very important. What fun is a wedding which isn't followed by a honeymoon? So, after quickly packing a week's worth of necessities and a few calls to find the soonest cheapest flight, R&R and NPO were on a plane to the beaches of the tropical Pacific Pensacola, Florida. Article I "Sir, we are on our honeymoon! You could at least have the decency to allow us to have sex and wait another eight seconds before you barge in here!" R&R and the NPO agree that there will be no violence on the honeymoon. There will furthermore be no attempts at re-enacting scenes for Fifty Shades of Grey without mutual consent. This airline has strange taste in in-flight movies. Article II "Well, according to my research, the cost of raising a baby from birth to college is approximately seven hundred and eighty thousand dollars. Thanks to my actually selling a shoe last week, I'm proud to say we're now just short seven hundred eighty thousand dollars. Thank you." R&R and the NPO agree to tell each other if one sees some danger to the other, like a developing sunburn, but to only apply sunblock with the others permission, because it always seems to be too cold and nobody wants that kind of surprise. Article III "What's wrong with you getting a second job? Peg, let me state this as clearly as I can. I would rather rip off my nose with a can opener. I would rather bob for apples in a sewer. I would rather have a catheter the size of a garden hose before I get another job to pay for your shopping." R&R and the NPO agree that it's perfectly acceptable to ask each other for some money for any necessities at the beach, because the beach is less fun if you need to bring more things with you, and a sandy purse is the unwanted gift that just keeps on giving. Article IV "Listen, Al. You suffered a head injury today. You're probably seriously hurt and require immediate medical attention. Now go to sleep." R&R and the NPO agree that if the guy at the massage parlor gets too handsy with one of us, he's dead. Article V "Peg, I don't wanna go to our high school reunion. Can't we just forget the good times and get on with our lives?" R&R and the NPO agree that if one party's friend gets in a spat with this theoretical lecherous masseur and drags that party in, the other party is not obligated to help, just strongly encouraged. What are the odds of someone we don't both know getting into this situation during our honeymoon anyway? Article VI "I don't wanna have sex with you. You're my wife, for Godsakes." R&R and the NPO agree that if one party wants to ignore the signs and pester the locals when on a tour, the other party is allowed to help out, but is not obligated to do so. Do you know how fast Florida man can run? No? Me either. Article VII "I don't have to fall asleep after sex. I want to fall asleep after sex. I welcome the darkness." R&R and the NPO agree to not go home early without at least making an effort to enjoy themselves on this honeymoon, and if they must, to decide 72 hours in advance because it'll probably take at least that long to deal with the airline. We bought non-refundable tickets, remember! Signed for the New Pacific Order: Letum, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Dungeon Master of Order Frawley, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Necoho & Scourge, Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order Signed for the R&R: cmf0203, President WarriorSoul, Vice President MutedFaith, Minister of Foreign Affairs
  4. You guys have to be full of CRAP. Happy Birthday!
  5. So as any good President would do, I delegated to our Minister of Silly Walks the responsibility to do something for our birthday. As I imagined I was disappointed and ck got a RL job or something and is now hoping to find a rat to eat in WarriorSoul's dungeon. So on the 13th of November apparently we had a birthday. 8 years young. FC harvested many potatoes and MutedFaith played hockey drunk. Garion talked about politics all day and WarriorSoul thought he'd be funny and grow an interesting mustache for the celebration. [spoiler][/spoiler] I apparently have just woken up to realize that 1) we need a new MoSW and 2) I forgot to make a post about our birthday. We did let Ego and Bambi come out of the old folks home to eat a piece of cake made by kata. Demon and CC humped each other until chaffing began, Snowy watched in amusement. It was glorious. Come by #rnr have a beer or two, maybe delcare some wars, and tell us how awesome we are. ***More to come as we issue awards to great members and diplomats alike***
  6. Major props to UPN. So far they are on track for their best showing since Bi-Polar.
  7. Is it still cool to say lines being drawn? I feel like that may have been so 2009.
  8. That's where it really did start didn't it Ego? We're old.
  9. Love and Marriage go together like a horse and carriage. o/ NPO o/ R&R See ya in divorce court!
  10. 'tis the season. Folks get excited to blow stuff up in this game :popcorn:
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