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On 2/19/2023 at 8:38 PM, Rebel Virginia said:
[...] I can provide evidence of their continued poor sense of taste.
What about their sense of smell? I'm not sure about the reports I've read about that one.
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Praise be poured upon Walford's name, if I wasn't neutral I'd however be a bit bothered that no hope is left for those you dismiss, RV.
On topic, some may say that I have something not totally dissimilar from a soft spot for the NGers, however when it comes to Rebel Virginia there's no doubt about which side my heart leans more to.
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I never remember if it's supposed to be tick or til or tok or tock, and Hakai is never there when I need him.
On a lighter note, I learned to talk and think of secondary resources, in that way it's just about energy.
So, I guess that - tik ta-tock ti-tick tok - with a bit of energy resourceful day will soon be coming.
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I told you so, ES.
(Don't make me feel Prophet again please, I'm not theist and I dislike the sensation.)
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9 hours ago, Pingu said:
Ave atque vale
I don't know how else to reply to your intelligent post other than thanking you for it.
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1 hour ago, Electron Sponge said:
There is another thread of mine you need to answer
If him not answering is the answer, he already answered to that one too, infidel.
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4 hours ago, Caustic said:
nah I'm good. Sigrun was about as close as I'll ever get to methface.
She was outstanding, you'd be lucky to have Sigrun.
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Hello Meth, it's been a long time! I'm glad to see that you're still around and well.
Other than "have fun" I obviously have no advice to offer to a veteran that never needed any help to make their own, original mistakes. Keep it light!
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Thanks, Smitty.
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8 hours ago, Bdiah said:
I actually think the inactivity delay makes a bit of sense since it penalizes people who would going inactive to get out of war. However, as jerge and Lyanna said, it is very disheartening to come back to the game and then have to destroy your nation just to get out of bill-lock and play again. 111 days of bills is way too much.
I can get behind delaying the ability to declare war, even delaying the ability to send aid, but why on earth delay the ability to receive aid? It can't be exploited in any way and it's just going to add to the frustration of being bill-locked.
4 hours ago, Bdiah said:I guess I struggle to understand how this is possible, but this is the first time I've seriously thought about this topic. Please be patient with me.
My understanding is that:
(1) you go inactive if you don't collect within 25 days; and
(2) you can't collect unless your bills are paid.
So he must have gone inactive for lack of collection. Then come back, waited another 25 days, gone inactive again for lack of collection. And then he must have repeated the process at least three more times. Is that accurate?
It's not accurate.
(1) You go inactive if you don't log in, not if you don't collect taxes (it used to be so but it was changed several years ago).
(2) You can collect regardless of you being up to date with your bills, but "if you do not pay your bills for 20 days you will begin to accrue a bill avoidance fee on your income tax collections of 20% at 20 days plus 2% per day after that."
This means that at 60+ days your collection should be zero, however it doesn't say that you can't perform the collection itself. (I've never tested it myself and I don't know of others having done it.)
#1 Alone explains how one can owe 111 (or any number) days of bills, anyway.
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That nation was recently restored from inactivity and cannot receive foreign aid until 2/3/2023
Well this is most probably a restriction we can do without.
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On 1/27/2023 at 4:11 AM, Lyanna Mormont said:
Is there a way that this system can be improved? I spend a lot of time trying to get people to come back to the game and it is discouraging to them when they finally agree to come back to see that they are very bill locked. It feels like the game is punishing you for wanting to play again which seems counter productive.
The feature was likely introduced to avoid that one could exit bill-lock by exploiting inactivity.
In this case it wouldn't be difficult to get out of bill-lock, Catface needs only dump some infra, which is easily bought back at their level. Alternatively they can be aided out of it.
I however agree that this feature should be adjusted to be more in line with the current game dynamics.
Nowadays basically every active player has loads of cash, if Catface had their bills reduced to their current treasury they would still be at a disadvantage (which is the point of not having people exploit inactivity for economic reasons) while still being able to play the game.
With that said, I'm heading to my foreign aid screen.
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23 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:
Silence is violence
I hope this is satire.
Nothing bad if it's not, but truly great if it is.
On topic, shoo you infidels. This tilde uppercase lowercase alternated callout tilde will not avail you.
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21 hours ago, admin said:
Resistance is useless.
(Love the reference btw.)
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2 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:
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I'll start by nominating [...] @jerdge [...]
Thank you for your kind thoughts but there's absolutely no way that I'll ever have the time for the CN Wiki.
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Happy New Year! I'll have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for you Hitchhikers. Or two.
(If it were 2009 and I had as much free time as I did back then, I'd probably still be in the MHA.)
(I still have my Heart Of Gold towel... it's a bit worn out, but also as lethal as ever against mosquitos, as comfy as ever on the beach.)
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I like BiPolar 2 as the one that makes more sense with the political shift happening during the war.
I'd go without the Electron part, primarily because the man already has a big enough ego... but OK.
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If options "BiPolar 2: Electron's Boogaloo" and "BiPolar 2" combined end up having the highest vote count, the winner should be whichever of the two got the most votes.
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6 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:
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Hegemony is still there though? You cut down their mid-tiers and bashed each other for about 6 months but nothing has actually changed in the grand scheme of things. You haven't reshaped any paradigm and we still live in very much the same world as before you launched your offensive
[...] neither you nor the Hegemony met the conditions that would equate to a victory. [...]
I have no horse in this race but an hegemony that doesn't crush their opponents isn't an hegemony anymore, which is a new paradigm.
Please note, my point isn't that they're not an hegemony anymore, it's that your reasoning doesn't seem entirely sound.
6 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:[...] they out-stat you on a massive scale, if there weren't restrictions in place that prevented a mass down-declare [...]
That a side would be significantly stronger if things were different doesn't really mean that they're stronger.
BTW, I have no opinion on the Hegemony being still hegemonic or not, I'm simply too little informed about all of this. It's that I hold you at higher standards than most.
3 hours ago, HeroofTime55 said:[...] filthy neutral jerdge [...]
Hey I do wash up!
(Your reasoning on that matter seems sounds to me BTW, and I hold you too at higher standards than most.)
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11 hours ago, HeroofTime55 said:
White peace is peace with essentially no restrictions on either side (other than a equal commitment to the end of hostilities). Doom could very well decide to declare a brand new war at any moment of their choosing, but this would be a new conflict - and one which I would imagine would draw immediate and forceful repercussions. I would consider this agreement to have put a closure to the existing open-ended conflict specifically with the signatories of the Herogasm coalition. They have not, however, signed peace with anyone outside our coalition. So that can be left for other e-lawyers to sort out.
For what counts, I think you're correct.
Two considerations: one, as far as I can remember the doom people casually raided before and after their "open DoW", I'm not sure that they bothered about form. If they then come/came to change their attitude, it's more a cultural shift then a legal thing.
Second, almost in 2023 I'm baffled that people in the DBDC raid zone still keep soldiers at all. I once thought that, well before this time, it would have become just common sense to tweak one's stuff not to be a profitable target (or, prey). It's probably more fun this way? I don't really know.
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While I do like to take credit regardless, and to pointlessly talk about myself over and over and over, in this case I just relayed an announcement that had been written by others, and with the approval of literally everyone but me (obviously I'm neutral on the subject!)
Congrats on the well earned and deserved peace, everyone.
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I was asked to post it and I gladly did it. Healthy fun > everything else, the heavens know how each and every one of us needs and deserves some more smiles in their lives.
Congratulations to all for having your days back in your full control, and thanks for having kept it funny and clean, interesting and entertaining. There's a lot of talk about old times having been "much better", I'd rather say that CN is much more a friendly environment today than... basically ever. Onward to become even better, (and to be) friends! 🙂
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«Three fronts for CN war, under the glowing sky,
Seventeen alliances for Oculus, in their halls of stone,
Eighteen alliances for Herogasm, doomed to fight,
One Scheme for the Invisible Hand of CN, on his dark green throne,
In the Land of Peace, where the Nukes die.One Scheme to Rule them all, One Scheme to Tame them,
One Scheme to bring them all and in Neutrality bind them!
In the Land of Peace, where War Is a Lie.» -
Argent, CLAWS, DBDC, DS, DT, DW, EO, GATO, GLoF, IRON, KoRT, NBO, NPO, ODN, Ouroboros, PGS, TKTB, VE, and WWF hereby enter a state of white peace with CCC, CRAP, FAIL, FAN, Fark, FTW, Kashmir, The Legion, MHA, MONGOLS, NATO, NG, NoR, NpO, OBR, OG, Ouroboros, RIA, Sparta, and TLR.
The signatories agree not to declare new wars against one another after December 17, 2022. Existing wars will be fought until expiration unless both participants agree to an early peace. All wars must be concluded by December 25, 2022.
Signed:
Argent
Lowsten, The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent
trimm, Regent and Curmudgeon at Large
Legatus, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Clown Appreciator
Mister Greed, Minister of Finance and Certified Kindergartener
iamthey, Minister of War, Lasagna, and Clown
IMP REBS, Minister of Internal Affairs and Humanoid Spaceship
Janax, Dragon Emperor Emeritus and Minister of CommunicationsCLAWS
White Chocolate, Senator
Tevron, Current Authoritarian, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy
Jazzy, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts, Coder of Clawsbot
Magical Muslim, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wolf Man, Shredder of Internal Affairs
The Dark Templar
Bob, Triumvir
Sarkin, Triumvir
Starcraftmazter, TriumvirDoom Squad
Lord Hershey, The AnointedDoom Wolves
Al Bundy, Future Leader of NG
Admiral Alexander, Heir to the Bundy fortuneDOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE
Dagny Taggart, EmperorBird IIIThe Ethereal Opposition
Jonyk56 of Ender Dominica, EmperorGlobal Alliance and Treaty Organization
Kilo, Assembly Chairperson,
Levon, Deputy Assembly Chairperson,
On behalf of the General Assembly
The Grand Lodge Of Freemasons
Monkeybum, Grand Master
Mahmah, Extra Grand Super-Chancellor-IntendentIndependent Republic of Orange Nations
Blade 619, President, IRON Councilor
The Warrior, Secretary of State, IRON Councilor
Darkfox, Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor
Hertt, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor
Captain Crozier, Minister of the Vault, IRON CouncilorKnights of the Round Table
Knights of the Grail, Knight-KingNew Pacific Order
Lord of Darkness, Emperor of the New Pacific Order and Prophet of Orion
Jesse End, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order
Death Adder, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order
Emperor Ice, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order
Synyster Gates, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific Order
Tebeat, Imperial Officer of the New Pacific OrderOrange Defense Network
OsRavan, Triumvir
Franzi, Triumvir
Pheren, TriumvirOuroboros
Johnny Apocalypse, Resident DumbassPost Grunge Supergroup
Master Hakai, band manager
Jason8, assistant to the band manager
Serberus, talent acquisition specialist
Ninja R, security manager
Bert, accounting consultant
SirWilliam, founding frontmanThe Killer Turtle Brigade
Neforatu, Turtle Overlord
BMTH, Grand TurrtleViridian Entente
Lieutenant Yenroh, Lord of the Entente
Azure, Duke of the Entente
Samwise, Secretary of Defense
Bdiah, Secretary of EconomicsWorld Wombat Federation
Enrage, the Tribal ChiefHerogasm:
Federation of Armed Nations:
FAN Head Tattle-Taler and Senator - Mackay WarriorSigned for the New Polar Order:
His Excellency Emperor of the New Polar Order, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also HelloDajobo, Imperial Regent
AlmightyGrub, Imperator Emeritus
EaTeMuP, Imperator Emeritus
RandomInterrupt, Imperial Advisor for Trains
tenbob, Minister of Peace
Quantum Leap, Minister of Truth
JayMillz, Minister of Plenty
Tharu, Minister of Love
Dendarii Federation, Deputy Minister of Peace
Pentix, Deputy Minister of Plenty
73MPL4R, Deputy Minister of LoveSigned for MONGOLS,
- Nashorn of Nashornstan
- Black Sheep of Death from Above 82
- SeaBeeGipson of DentonSigned for Non Grata:
Lyanna, Sugar & Violence
Kerschbs, Closet Democrat
Lenin, The Milkman
Erwin Schrodinger, Schrothodoxy Patriarch
weebl, Concentrate and Ask Again
Rhizoctonia, RON Steel Ballz
Caustic, Pope of Non Grata
Stewie, Master of the NG SenateSigned for Old Guard
Arminius
TriumvirSigned for NATO
Devo - Triumvar
Warden - Triumvar
SteelersFan - Triumvar
LennyNKarl - Chief Justice, Royal King of NATOFTW
King - Dark Lord Sauron, The All-Seeing Monarch
Hand of The King - Pjk11, the sentient Taco
Regent - Velocity, only in charge sometimes, probablyCouncil of Lords
Lord of State - Velocity, who’s fault it always is.
Lord of War - CodArk2, Autocorrect Expect
Lord of Economic Affairs - Bowlzahoy, definitely not a second robot
Lord of Internal Affairs - Smitty, Alliance Archivist, Master Wiki Editor, & Lord of GIFsRIA
~ brian, Imperial Potentate, Dovahkiin, Tsar of All Creation, Master of Coinpurse, Sultan of Swat, King of Clout, Pokemon Bolder Badge Holder
Croix - ShadowSlayer's boss and/or internal something
im317, Cactimus Prime, Former Elder of PotD, Forger of Shadow's signature, Former Maroon Trade Czar, Enemy of Spelling, Secretly a Dog
~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
--cctmsp13 - somehow still viceroyOBR
Sir Winslow - Resident GrumpOuroboros
Johnny Apocalypse, Resident DumbassSigned for Fark
One Eighty Two
Submitter
905
Squirrel
TF Council
BozDaBoz - Speaker
Arcane
SlickJohnson
DRI
Yak - Speaker EmeritusNoR
Oro
Zemo
Melos
Dragster
Brett
Dan
TC
Trebs
Seagram
Clayton
Judson
Yuurei
Uber
Assimo
The Redneck
Puli Banks
ZogSigned for Mostly Harmless Alliance
Doogan - Triumvir
Nishiyoshi - Triumvir
Qldvespanut - Triumvir
Einer - Minister of No Responsibilities, Only WarSigned for Sparta
Tim - King of Sparta
Whitetigger - King of Sparta
Alfonso IV - AntibasilusSigned for Christian Coalition of Countries
CCC High Council:
lilweirdward; Chancellor, Other Egregious Titles Go Here
Alph40m3ga; His Grand Majesty, God-Emperor and Lord Protector of the CCC, First and Last of His Name, Beginning and the End, Keeper of Paradisia, Paragon of the Old Ways, Imperator of Justice, Patriarch of Truth, FTW Admin, NG High Gov, Killer of Turtles, Merger of Worlds, and CCC High Councilor
Swagjuice; Immortal Emperor of the CCCSigned for Kashmir:
Armen, Goodest NG spai boi and lover of the krabSigned for The Legion:
Xineoph, Imperator of The Legion, Co-Leader of {M~M}, Host of Radio Free Zerg
Lord Windmark, Consul of Defense & Foreign Affairs, TzarRob's Girl
deathbiter, Consul of Internal and Economic Affairs
killer04, Shadow Government
Watcher, 🥔
TzarRob, VC of Defense & Foreign Affairs, Noodle of the FSM, Lord Windmark's DaddyThe Last Remnents:
Super Aunt Elorian
That Bingo Guy Hombre
She With Dogs And Cats KestralSigned for CRAP:
liltrekkie - Destroyer of pixels, Savior of Zort, World's most interesting dude, Lord Dankey Kang himself
Chuck Normis - Triumvir/Founder of CRAP; Almighty Lord Buddha; Ambiguous Italian Plumber
Champcardon - Triumvirate; He's the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude -
3 hours ago, Stonewall14 said:
1. I'm sitting Nation Wesak and was wondering the rule of fighting same nations with both. Obviously if same nation hits both of us there's is nothing I can do, but can we both attack same targets?
2.what's rule on number of nations one person can sit?
1. Definitely not.
2. I don't think there's a hard cap, probably not too many though, decided on a case by case basis. Only my guess.
Just asking this but.....
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It may be useful to some to know that, in the event that your alliance's Owner is AWOL, you can't contact them and you have no Heir, before the alliance is automatically disbanded you can try contact admin to ask for another member to be made Heir.