[quote name='wolfbrother1' timestamp='1341291450' post='3002295']
Oh Distengulkthuth, Sister-Bride of Uhl-Thuk
And Lover of Penslithmafilthnag and Brenth-Mulp,
Consort of Seschip-Laxnut and Punthipfor and Skuldragoth,
Concubine of Flemp and Sustakrishnot and Winthipnash,
Seducer of Duldeth-manemnot-pogakrem-melekalikimaka-pennoiboltch-steb,
And girlfriend of Chad and the Hypobarmian army,
Hear my humble supplication and may my offering
Of a ten-day-dead goat's entrails
Be in good odor with your puissant presence.
I have long suffered at his hands and glance of stern indifference,
And hope it is not too much to ask that I receive
Annually a frilly valentine addressed to me personally.
I ask this in thy TRUE name, which it is death to utter
You are there for me to relieve my distension,
you comfort me after I ingest those greesy treats.
You are loud,yet gentle with a mild discharge,
a discharge so sweet,that reigns in my throat.
Oh burp,oh burp,my upper eruptions are defined by you,
my lower eruptions,the great farts,are nothing,
nothing but a poor excuse for a burp.
As you make way through my bowel,guided by your density,
as you explode upon encountering the rigid pharynx,
making me drool and giving my tongue the ability to trill,
I value the every molecule of your gaseous body.
Oh burp,oh burp,it is you,and only you.
I yearn for the moment to drink a big gulp,
without a single breath,without a second of rest,
to witness your formation in my unworthy gastric cavity,
to feel you emerge through my insides,
I will close my eyes as you make my lips say that one word,
your name,your sound,your essence.
Deliciously traversing the gas station,
I find my blibbly eye
Rolling around a Gestapo pie.
If my is then, why?
Ginkgo Biloba, goom.
Goom, for the Reynolds family,
and for their house dog, Philip,
Whom I have recently consumed in a fit of depression.
If not for my depression,
I'm sure I would have found him giggly.
Where art my fribblesnatchits?
Fie, for I have none,
But there! What gonders that?
A little tongue-shaped gnat.
Smashingly, I tooth his face,
Wetzel, like a pretzel.
Dost thou prefer shakazinthroop or mirkzowblies?
Shakazinthroop bequeath putrid glirbupoxes,
when heated by perkinzytugs of Buklorpadeen,
whilst mirkzowblies expectorate berzonvik hoo-peegs,
but not necessarily, sometimes they just ploog.
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I applaud this. That was fantastic.
Also, good luck LoSS. Have some fun.
o/ MHA
o/ LoSS
Keepin it classy guys with some good old fashion nuking