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  1. You were Emperor when I entered this world, Moo. You are an incalculably large part of what made this world great. Rest in Peace.
  2. [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1341412666' post='3003391'] Fark's going to win this war yet by popping up wherever (including in a government announcement thread), whenever (so every day), shouting to the masses that they're dominating their adversaries, that their adversaries are awful, etc etc etc. This will be supplemented with crap propaganda and anecdotal stories. The government being announced in this thread would be very wise to just give up. [/quote] Holy crap it's your side in a freakin' nut shell for the last couple of wars.
  3. I don't know who i'm supposed to hail, since i've been drinking. o/ SteGGAsaurus
  4. [quote name='magicninja' timestamp='1340783307' post='2998200'] The logs say otherwise: <&Gibsonator21> So when Rotavele dumps the logs we will pretend to Zi Dave. MK will defend him since he is an applicant. <~Liz> Let's do it. This is our chance to teach MK a lesson. If it goes bad we can find a way to back out. <&Ginsonator21> Yep and the best part is everyone will think MK are the bad guys. See? Ironclad proof of CSN conspiracy! That dog won't hunt monsignour. [/quote] Oh come on, put more effort into things.
  5. I'm glad a peaceful resolution to the Dave Situation could be eventually found. Now that the cause of this horrible conflict is removed, The Kingdom's given goals moot, here's to hoping an amicable solution to the wider conflict can be brought forth for discussion.
  6. [quote name='magicninja' timestamp='1340436209' post='2993405'] Yep. If you want to call tR cowards then what would say God od MHA be since at least tR showed up if even only for a bit? [/quote] Showed up, crapped them selves, and went full reverse.
  7. [quote name='Unkajo' timestamp='1340435644' post='2993394'] Fact: Incredibly easy to fake logs, screenshots are far better. [/quote] And just so there's no lingering doubts: http://imgur.com/cvUmj
  8. [quote name='Unkajo' timestamp='1340435807' post='2993398'] Doubtable, you have to be [size="5"][u][i][b]REALLY[/b][/i][/u][/size] bad to want peace already. [/quote] Hence why we're laughing so, so very hard at tR right now, because that is my thoughts exactly. Wow, some one got me to agree with NG.
  9. [quote name='Ravnica' timestamp='1340432111' post='2993354'] Bold DoW, man. Talk softly, carry a large stick. [/quote] I think you mean "Declare war, and start talking peace in less than an hour" [quote] <Kem[NPL]> sup? <zigbigadorlou> I just thought I'd tell you: preliminary peace talks can start right now <Kem[NPL]> Ok, let me know when you're ready. <zigbigadorlou> We mean this war not as an offense, but as a friendly joust. [/quote] So far, this has been too hilarious.
  10. [quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1340426557' post='2993215'] You have an MDP with LSF and you do this? [/quote] Complain about other alliances not sticking up for allies; Pre-empt said alliance to keep from sticking up for allies.
  11. That was VERY well done. Perhaps the first Declaration of Neutrality i've thoroughly enjoyed.
  12. Congratulations! Can't wait to see you guys in #Farkistan
  13. [quote name='Tiber Septim' timestamp='1340138581' post='2989165'] Protectorate eh? Congrats to both alliances! So to war with Fark we can just DoW on Umbrella right? Right? [/quote] I'm sorry, but to activate the protectorate, you have to have a Defense or Aggression clause treaty with Fark. If you guys want one, you're more than free to set up a QnA on our boards, and we can work from there.
  14. [quote name='Expletive Deleted' timestamp='1340077441' post='2988419'] Doesn't really make a difference since most of your allies' upper tiers are in PM. Umbrella should've pre-empted all of XX instead of just hitting Fark and letting the rest slip into PM. [/quote] Should've, would've, could've. You didn't, and now you're stuck with Fark as Protectors.
  15. [quote name='Illustrious' timestamp='1340077007' post='2988390'] Dunno man. Our new protectors are pretty good teachers. We got text book examples from last war supplied by Fark. [/quote] Keep in mind that, as your Protectors, we expect to you to come to us with any important decisions. You've already made many questionable ones over the last several days, so we want to make sure you guys have the best reputation possible. We know what you're going through (Alright, not really. We had very few nations in Peace mode last war.) And we're here to give you as much advice as possible to help overcome your recent actions.
  16. [quote name='Joe Kremlin' timestamp='1340076175' post='2988333'] I understand the attempt to limit the damage to your allies, but doesn't this war so far demonstrate that your enemy isn't just going to let treaty chains determine who is on what side? [/quote] As stated in the OP, if Umbrella launches an unprovoked attack the Protectorate is cancelled. Furthermore, we reserve the right to cancel it at any given moment, for any given (or not given) reason. This is merely to make it clear to our allies that we do not wish, we do not desire, we have not called for backup to handle the scant few Umbrellans in range of Fark. [quote name='Baltus' timestamp='1340076229' post='2988341'] I take it that the subtitle was purposefully misleading then? [/quote] Very much so.
  17. [quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1340075411' post='2988281'] So if I declare on Umbrella I get to fight you guys? Sounds like a deal to me. [/quote] The protection only extends to those in which we hold either a Defense or Aggression treaty.
  18. [center][img]http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1974/farkcleanux7.jpg[/img][/center] Greetings Cyberverse, We here at Fark have decided to break from our normally light approach to announcements in order to bring to bear a matter of importance to us. By now I am sure that all of you are aware that we have been attacked by Umbrella; and if you haven't, you clearly aren't using the same websites as the rest of us, and I'm not too sure as to how you are reading this. This is, however, not the matter we want to discuss. The member nations of Fark do not care much for the OWF either, so we shall not judge those who also shun it. What we did want to address, was the small matter of our allies coming to our aid. We would like openly and unconditionally state that we would not like, nor would welcome assistance in fighting Umbrella. If any more of their nations in range had escaped to peace mode there would very likely be anarchy. It is currently taking all the resolve of our government to contain the turbulent frenzy that the smell of Umbrellan blood has worked up within our peoples. For this reason, we hereby declare in absolute terms, that Umbrella is as of this moment a protectorate of Farkistan until such a time as military conflict with Umbrella ceases or we declare otherwise. We will NOT share war slots when we cannot even find sufficient slots to placate the hunger found endemic in nations across most of the alliance. This protectorate ensures security to Umbrella only from unprovoked attacks by nations with D and A clause treaties with Farkistan and will be treated with greater importance than all other existing treaties; allies found to be attempting to assist in the military conflict with Umbrella will be greeted with open warfare. While these circumstances are unfortunate, Farkistan is comprised primarily of African Tigerfish, and right now there is blood in the water. There isn't enough meat to feed all the mouthes, and thus we cannot be held responsible for what happens to nations who choose to swim within the Farkistani feeding grounds. When the waters are still once more, if we have accidentally eaten one of your members, reparations will be negotiable; but we urge you: do not interact with Farkers within the open waters! As always the most secure manner in which to engage Farkers is within the secured cages specifically designed to hold off their attacks located on the Farkistani Ocean Research and Wildlife Reserve. We implore caution when boating and discourage swimming. If you still feel the need to swim remember to avoid the Farkistani feeding frenzy at all costs. It is a dangerous seasonal occurrence, and while tourism is available, we recommend observation from a distance and with a well trained guide. Of course, communication is important to all of us at the FORWR, and as such, we have notified our allies of the change in policy. We will, naturally, provide regular reports upon the condition and behavior of the Farker swarm, both as a matter of education in the ecology of this unique event, and to ensure that regular visitation and use of the park grounds may resume in a quick and efficient manner when it is safe to do so. This could quite be delayed by some time, as Farker spawning season is just around the corner. For more information, please contact us at #farkistan on irc.coldfront.net, or through our various lines available at www.farkistan.org. Thank you and enjoy your visit. [right]Sincerely, Farkistani Conservation Board [i]Director Atanatar Head of Public Relations Mr. Vicarious Head of Education UltimateDogg Treasurer Persephone3 Head of Conservation HappytheHobo Head of Search and Rescue TheXerox[/i][/right]
  19. [quote name='AAAAAAAAAAGGGG' timestamp='1339982590' post='2986875'] Cool. Now how about those blocmates named Fark? Gonna defend them? [/quote] They better not. We have a lack of targets as is.
  20. [quote name='Holy Empire of Halin' timestamp='1339981568' post='2986794'] So declaring war in peace mode. Nice, took Legion tactics into a whole new level. [/quote] This is hilarious from Umbrella. Why don't you have your mid tier come out to play?
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  22. [quote name='magicninja' timestamp='1339222560' post='2979760'] Not really I just gave my view as to what the answers say about CSN and its leadership. Just an opinion and I'm sure I'm not the only one who shares the sentiments I expressed. As for joining Fark let me know when you put down the gov uprising due to your spineless actions. FFS Fark used to mean something. [/quote] ...Wow. We've gone from you trying to tell a member of CSN what his leader said and meant, and having your incorrect assumptions categorically disproven, and several times we've had the burden of enlightening you, to give you a small glimmer of the situations behind these logs, and yet you still maintain your stout conviction that you being wrong in every step of this debate is alright. When this fails, your desperation to change the subject from your abject failure of an attempt to make fun of something you have the most scant level of understand about, it's stunning. Given this pattern of behvaior, I think the technical term for what you are is "omniwrong." You are wrong in a way that, frankly, could be considered godlike. You have attained such a comprehensive level of wrong that small, superstitious tribes in the pacific rim that worship the concept of wrong build shrines and statues to you. You are wrong like the sun is bright, like water is wet, like food nourishes. Your wrongness is of such a basic and fundamental nature that physicists are employing the Large Hadron Collider in hopes of finding a subatomic particle of true and cosmic wrong that they only speculate exists because you say words. They call it the magicninja quark
  23. [quote name='magicninja' timestamp='1339221966' post='2979756'] Which is why I was asking questions about the situation to begin with. See how that works? Arent you the Fark leader who bent to Liz's crybaby rant about dropping GOD and the logs? You should be ashamed. If you didnt want to roll Gibs you didnt want to roll I guess. How magnanimous of you. [/quote] And yet when given direct answers, you try to twist the situation, or ignore the facts are presented by those in the know. As for the rest: If you want to know everything, I invite you to join Fark. It might give you an opportunity to learn on how to not piddle the bed when it comes to debating.
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