Nobody says we don't have a sense of humor and lives to tell about it!
Rebel Virginia,
Sparta has a vast number of customs that must be performed before any such "peace talks" can occur. The first of which, of course, is the ceremonial crossing of the Bridge of Peace, which crosses the Well of Hunger. It is, of course, guarded by a bridgekeeper who will ask you 5 (sorry, 3) questions. Make sure to keep eye contact with the bridgekeeper for at least 10 seconds.
1) WHAT... is your name?
2) WHAT... is your favorite color?
3) HAVE...
We'll see you on the other side!