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Federation of Armed Nations The Federation of Armed Nations hereby declares double dog war on all of the folks that we are currently at war with that just flipped a !@#$%* on the NPO and ran away with their tails tucked between their legs. I know this may come as a shock to many in Cyberverse, but FAN and NPO aren't friends. Really, we're not. I sent them a Kwanza card and it got sent back "return to sender" with a meany face drawn on the envelope. So, suffice to say we won't be pouring whiskey on their grave except after it's been processed by our deteriorated livers. That still does not excuse current behavior. The only thing FAN hates more than self serving, pompous, assjacks like those from the NPO, are cowards. And while we will continue to poke NPO with pointy sticks we will hold a special place in FAN hell for all the spineless lemmings who were both dumb enough to follow the aforementioned pieces of !@#$, but also lack the intestinal fortitude to actually follow it through. Did you really think you'd be let off the hook because you pissed all over yourselves and hid in the closet? We understand this is a tough time. What with all the thinking for yourselves and all. We are compassionate people and we will be certain to lube the rusty corn scoop that we have prepared for your nether regions. It's the least we can do. Don't worry though. Many of you may be wondering what the hell double dog war is. Honestly I don't have a damn clue, but it's worse than war and if anyone can figure out how to make war worse it's FAN. When we have specifics we'll let you know. Until then please join us in the pointing and laughing. Signed, Some people from FAN that are supposed to be in charge of !@#$. The following gun porn was paid for in part by "Neshmur's World of Carpet" and by viewers like you.

I believe you are confusing amorality with immorality. An immoral individual, such as your greedy tyrant, understands what they are doing is wrong, but simply chooses the immoral path. A moral and immoral individual both agree there is right and wrong they just make different choices. An amoral individual, such as your average sociopath, is completely devoid of the concept of right and wrong and only seeks judgment from themselves.

Morality is an excuse used by weak men that don't have the confidence to enact their will without external justification.

I caught his meaning, but I think you missed mine. Which goes to my point that FAN will never be or become or do what others expect.

I'm pretty sure you won't be seeing FAN "return" (we left?) as something that resembles anything considered normal around here. I'm not talking about weird stuff like walking around without pants, except on appropriate holidays, but the whole world view of statistics, treaties, and concepts like power, strength and what is "reasonable". Everything we do makes complete sense to us and we've been mostly leaving it at that because when we try to explain it to the world often yall look at us like we're some kind of drug crazed, deviant gun nuts, that are paranoid about a zombie invasion or something. We've been accused of all sorts of !@#$ over the years. Being normal and following the crowd has never been amongst the charges.

While I appreciate the sentiment, HWHNN was much better suited for this one as you can tell. That and if my comments on these same events were put into words there's a concern of health effects for those that would read it. It's a public safety issue. I will give you some of that crack I know you crave however.

Null voted for lack of FAN lolFAN

The general use of "caustic belly" in Bob politics is not to have it then move to war, but to move to war then find or invent the excuse. The only reason it is even present is because most folks don't have any hair on their coconuts and are afraid that without something they can wave around as an excuse for war they might be left to do the deed on their own. I've certainly helped find, embellish, invent and provoke "reasons" for war in the past to fulfill those needs for past allies. Pretty sure those are still referred to as GW2 and GW3.

Federation of Armed Nations Congregation. Please be seated and open your prayer guides to the book of Revelations, psalm 87. The Federation of Armed Nations would like to sincerely apologize to all of Planet Bob, even those funny little rascals we're warring with, for the downturn in the output of quality gun porn in Cyberverse. With all of the various activities we've been involved in infiltrating enemy alliances, stealing their money and technology, passing along to their women some of our more hideous diseases and the litany of other subversive actions we must do on a regular basis, we simply haven't been able to keep up with our primary mission here on Bob: Prodigious gun porn. Seeing as that to do list will be shorter in the near future and we'll only be doing that for fun instead of necessity, we'll be back on track. Again, we apologize for this outage and pledge for it never to happen again in the future. Even when FAN is the sole inhabitant of a lifeless rock that used to be this planet, we will come strong with the gun porn. In other news the official FAN mammal has been changed from the platypus to the coyote. While the platypus is freakin' cool it's been decided that anything that rises from the dead more times than Jesus is worthy of FAN. Now go in piece to love and serve the lord, steal little kids' candy, put fly paper on cat's paws, or whatever it is you do for fun. Obligatory gun porn