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  1. I am not sure why FAN has been added to this list.  In fact I have no idea what this list is about or what drama has proceeded it.  The fact is however that being on lists makes us feel important, so I'm not going to ask too many questions.

     

    I can only assume, based on past experience, that this might be related to the ramp up of the war that's going to happen over the holiday season.  If this is the case please let us know if our participation is going to be necessary so we can block out some time for it.  It would also be helpful if you could let us know which side we should be on.  That will save a lot of time.  Thanks.

     

    -mpol

  2. Words have been spoken between tJL and FAN to hash out some things between us.  In that discussion the idea of gentleman's agreement regarding senate proposals for the yellow team was tossed around.  Which of course will require some talking and handshaking among the gentleman and gentleladies of the yellow sphere.  Those that wish to know more about what was discussed in regards to that idea should contact either FAN or tJL.

  3. Since only Mackay has visited our forums, I'll leave that here to ensure the message is understood on both sides clearly. tJL is not here to do what FAN wants us to, we will gladly discuss events with you like normal people though. Unfortunately future discussions seem set to be done in back-alleyways with a loaded shotgun and a couple of hand grenades at the table, rather than at the bar with a couple of beers in hand.

     

    Please don't take us the wrong way.  We always have shotguns and hand grenades on us.

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    As you all know the system for deciding and regulating the elected targets... err... politicians for each team color have recently been changed.  I'm sure all team colors are handling issues with these changes.  The yellow team is no different.
     
    I'm not sure how team targets... I mean senators...  got the way they are, but if you share a team with rabid anti-government gun nuts, imposing a tax on weapons and expecting things to not get a little sideways is more than a bit naive.  I believe the kids these days term that as "f$@#ing retarded". I'm sure these senators meant well.  Hope and change and all that. .
     
    For those of you just tuning into this I will say that no blood has been shed as of yet.  Yes, that's right.  Like good scotch we mellow with age.  The killing can, and hopefully will, be avoided.
     
    FAN loves the yellow team.  It has always been our home.  We have tried to make it a good place to be for both individual nations as well as alliances.  In some cases to our own detriment.  To now have individuals making decisions without so much as consulting the inhabitants of the team makes my trigger finger itch like a mother f!@#er*.  It's no good folks.
     
    Here it is plain and simple.  If you are a senator on the yellow team and a proposal is made, before you go off and think you know what people want, ask around.  We're here.  In fact we've been here since before you were here most likely.  Sure most of us are anti-social psychopaths, but a few of us know how to speak to people.  I'm sure you can find one if you tried.  And it's not just FAN you should be asking.  There are a lot of inhabitants of the yellow team.  I'm sure they would like a say too.
     
    Consider this a friendly reminder that as an elected official it is your responsibility to humbly serve your constituents.
     
     
    Or we'll kill you.
     
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    The Federation of Armed Nations would like to thank all of the folks across the many alliances that participated in the involuntary "war games" recently conducted.  Especially the commies over at UCR, since we did sucker punch them, but also to the fogeys over at OG and the pinko socialists at LSF, SWF and NSF.  Also a thanks to Riot Society for joining in the fun.  Apologies to MCXA on the timing.  Have your people call my people and maybe we can put something together.
     
    All involved handled themselves admirably and proved that alliances can break each others' stuff without all of the butthurt drama and sandy manginas.  If yall are ever in our neck of the woods, stop in for some hookers and blow.
     
     
     
    Signed,
    Homeless Bob
     
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    To: Donbo McSlay    From: nooob    Date: 3/10/2014 10:52:46 AM

    Subject: hey man
     
    Message: Hey,
     
    Unofficially I'd consider us at war because the smaller guys are already fighting, a formal recognition will come soon, any spying was probably me gathering info to see what your WC's are like

     

    Dear SWF,
    Consider this "formal recognition".  
     
    Signed,
    Ron Burgandy and the channel 4 news team
     
    *NOTE: Not my best announcement.  Not the best gun pron. Really this whole thing is pretty crappy.  Your best bet would be to skip reading this thread and wait for SWF to make their own announcement about how they are declaring war on us.
     
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    Not that you OWE anyone an explanation, but for the wiki's sake:  truly out of a hat?  It could have been anyone, UCR just happened to get the dart? Or is there more to it then that (they're commies, past grudge, hate their name, etc.)?

     

     

    Not anyone, but close to it.  I would have rejected certain alliances if they were friends or it was just plain uninteresting.  Round 87 of FAN versus NPO would just be boring.

     

     

    Katzbalger, you're being a douchebag.  The guy is an asshole, but he didn't say anything about Jack.

  8. Most alliances wring their hands considering treaties, politics, societal response and recent events when deciding if aggressive action is necessary or if diplomacy is more advisable.

    At FAN, violence isn't only an answer it is always the correct answer.  Which is why we aren't a "big deal" anymore.  Constant war doesn't work well and at some point people get sick of your shit and gang up on you.  Been there, done that, have the t-shirt to prove it.

     

    Nowadays FAN is relatively peaceful because we just keep to ourselves.  When FAN decides they wish to head forth into the world and do some "diplomacy" they elect me to some government office and I go pick a fight.  It's not a rule, but they know me well enough to know that if I'm in office we're going to end up at war not long after.

     

    Personally I have nothing against the godless commies over at UCR and this is in no way an attempt to drive them from the planet or any such silliness.  We just like to shoot things and their name got pulled out of the hat.

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    The Federation of Armed Nations realizes there will be two types of nation leaders reading this announcement and thus this one is a twofer.  Please direct your attention to the category below that best fits.
     
    1) To the youngins that have never heard of us because we're old and irrelevant.
     
    These types will likely be confused as they have not had the pleasure of reading FAN Announcements in the past.  This is a common reaction among first time readers. Along with vomiting, dizziness and in rare cases the sudden urge to yell "GUN PORN!".  It is in fact quite likely that by time you finish this announcement you will have no idea what it is about even though the reason should be quite obvious.
     
    It is true that FAN has done little to nothing for a really long time.  We're not big on the treaty web or politics or socializing.  The only reason we're still around is because we're stubborn.  Mostly when talk around the nursing home turns to Planet Bob we just sit around and reminisce about when we were young grunts fighting the Great Wars.
     
    So here we are.  And there you are.  Or are you?
     
     
    2) To the old timers that actually remember us.
     
    Anyone that actually knows us is already checking their war screens, so go back and read section 1.
     
     
     
    Signed,
    Some homeless guy we found under an overpass.
     
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  10. Counterpoint: Umbrella

     

    Well, we can bicker about that, but we'll never know for sure.  They have fielded a strong army at times and I certainly won't run them down, but I am convinced that at our peak we could have taken them.  It would have been an awesome fight.  Unfortunately we weren't both there at the same time.

  11. What did you guys expect?  That we would travel back in time, gather the FAN army of old that made half the world piss itself in fear and the other half cry like children and transport them all to the future.  If that were possible I would surely do it.  But it is not and you should be happy for that.  And frankly if I could pull that off it certainly wouldn't be just to kill you folks.

     

    We get it.  We are no longer the most feared alliance on the planet.  What is left are a bunch of stubborn bastards that simply will not die off.  The fact is we will never get back to the same level of sheer destructive force that the FAN army of the past had.  The other fact is that nobody else has ever been able to achieve that level either.  We might never get back there, but at least we were there once.  Which is a hell of a lot more than anyone else can say.

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