Queen Elizabeth X

Join our small but VERY ACTIVE bunch!!!!!! Have you been board lately? Is your current alliance lazy and bloated like a dead herring in the moonlight? Ewwwwwwwwwww... Are you tired of being all alone and without a friend? JOIN THE LOST WORLD for a good time!!!!!! Join NOW and receive as a limited offer to the first 10 that join...A FREE LAP DANCE by me!!!!! Yeah, I know, it's just a virtual lap dance, but it's much better than a real one!!!!! Wanna know why? Not only can I NOT dance, I would never do a lap dance in real life(other than to my hubby)!!!!!!! JOIN THE LOST WORLD TODAY!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bump on my FIRST official day of being in the Lost World!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Join the Lost World...because we are all pretty!!!!!!

I liked Buffy AND Angel...I REALLY liked Angel. We used to have Buffy and Angel parties on the nights they were on, and then we did it again as the DVD's came out!!!!!! Anyway...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! o/ UPN and /A\/A\

Awwwwwwww...that kitty pic is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!! *points at you, yes you* JOIN THE UPN!!!!!!!!! *backs slowly away*

How about these... Join the UPN For lots and lots of fun stuff We want you right now Join the purple beast By clicking on the link HERE And just sign up now My limericks stink Make me stop by joining us Join the UPN

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! Onwards and upwards...CONGRATS!!!!!!!! o/ NAHA

*dries Matt's tears* I'm here Matt!!!!!!!! Bumpty Dumpty sat on a stump Bumpty Dumpty had a great bump BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUMP for the UPN!!!!!!! Join the UPN...or I'll write more bad poetry...

I say chaps...please do join the United Purple Nations!! It would make me ever so happy!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOO WIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!! BTW, we are the fastest growing alliance in CN!!!!!!!

Hi guys!!!!!! A bump for the Detroit Red Wings!!!!!

HELLO!!!!!! Join the UPN please!!!!!! GOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEED WIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO WIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhh, and bump...

Yes...I forgot about that Magister!!!!!! We WILL be sanctioned one day!!!!!! Join the UPN...PLEASE!!!!!!!

WOW!!!!!!! Thanks guys for bumping while I've been..."sick"!!!! JOIN THE UPN...GET A PUPPY, SEE THE WORLD AND BE PURPLE!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhh, the guys tech raided you!!!!!!! I got it...why don't you join an alliance...it offers protection... Hi chellochik...long time no see!!!!

HUH????? Why do you have a problem with us?

Awwwwwwwww...Jessica, no one is going to bid on a newbie...your thoughts are flawed... Join the United Purple Nations...you'll get 3,000,000 in aid AFTER you complete the exam in the UPN Academy!!! Typical graduation time is less than 2 days!!!! Go here...UPN Academy

YEPPERS!!!!!!! My alliance is all wrong for what you want, but my friends in North American Hockey Alliance would be perfect for you!!!!!!

"I smell trouble", says Jackalarf...JOIN THE UNITED PURPLE NATIONS!!!!!

Join the United Purple Nations...we're 250 strong, we allow tech raiding on every color but red and fellow purple nations!!!!!!!! Head over to the Academy and look through the material there, and once you've passed the easy exam, you'll get THREE MILLION in aid!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! Go here...UPN Academy

The crazy pink car driving bunnies want you to join the UNITED PURPLE NATIONS!!!!!!! Do it, or we'll run you down!!!!!!!

The United Purple Nations is what you're looking for!!!!! Join us at...the UPN!!!!!!!!!!

THE RECRUITMENT DRIVE IS STILL ON!!!!!!!! JOIN TODAY!!!!!!

We are still taking applications for the UPN Academy, just go here...UPN Academy

Geeeeee, I've never heard of an all Spanish speaking alliance...I know there used to be an all Finnish speaking alliance, so I'm sure one must exist...

Awwwwwwwww...why not us? I'm soooooo sad...