Are you lost? Adrift without an alliance? Has your current alliance gone inactive and now has that "not-so-fresh" feeling? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
If you answered YES to any of these questions, then Farkistan may be just the alliance you've been looking for!
Fark is now undergoing a membership drive! Join today, and you, too, will be a part of the wildest, drunkenest, totally-farked-up-with-the-cat-threads alliance in Cyber Nations!
We can also provide you with some startup cash!**
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Act now, and you'll also receive a scholarship to Farkistan University!
At Fark U., you can take any one of our exciting learning programs, such as Accounting, Auto Repair Technician, Bookkeeping, Business Management, Carpentery, Child Day Care Management, Dental Assistant, Diesel Mechanics, Dressmaking and Design, Electronics Technician, Feline Hairball Removal Specialist, Floral Designer, Hospitality Management, Hotel/Restaurant Management, Industrial Engineering Technology, Interior Design, Java Programmer, Legal Secretary, Mechanical Engineering Technology, Medical Billing & Coding, Medical Office Assistant, Motorcycle Repair Technician, Occupational Therapy Aide, Paralegal Studies, Pet Groomer, Pharmacy Technician, Plumbing, Private Investigator, Professional Bridal Consultant, Refrigerator Repair Technician, Small Engine Repair, Teachers Aide, Veterinary Technician, or Wildlife and Forestry Conservation.
Now that Fark is no longer at war with the Initiative, joining us is no longer a death sentence! We're growing rapidly, and are always looking to help our members get some extra cash through tech deals or aid trains. We also have a thriving forum community rich with cat threads, hot girls kissing, drunken debauchery, and much, much MORE!
So, don't just sit there staring at a blank monitor and wishing you were part of a vibrant, and vibrating, community so full of win that we've been permanently banned from Vegas! Stop by and check us out! Bring the kids along, we've got plenty of snakes and lizards for them to play with while you snoop around!
But, this is a limited time offer, so act now! Operators are standing by.
NOW WATCH THIS!
**Nations will receive up to $100,000 upon successful completion of Moshzilla and Mustard Man training. Nations receiving the bonus who leave Farkistan within 30 days will be required to repay the full amount received.
