Sparqs went down to the Black Market, he was looking for a Donation Deal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to bow and kneel.
When he came across this old nation pumping out money and making a lot,
And Sparqs jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Sir, let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a good-sized nation, too.
"But my bills are high and rather than die, I'll make a deal with you.
"Now you make pretty good money, sir, but give ol' Sparqs his due:
"I'll make a donation to your nation, in exchange for Florins from you.
The ruler said: "My name's Bobby," and with a devilish grin,
"I'll take your deal, your gonna squeal, 'cos I'm the fastest that's ever been."
Selling a $20 Donation for CN$15 Million, payable immediately!
All payments must be made before May 27th.
Highly preferable for you to provide most (if not all) the middlemen.