DO you hate bullying? Were you picked last in dodgeball in the third grade? Do you lack the courage to ACTUALLY do the things you want on your own and want a crew to back you up?
Then the NPO is right for you.
Always wanted to live the life of a moral sociopath but lacked the courage to go it alone? You don't have to anymore. We here at the NPO will fulfill your dreams of being strong enough to exorcise those evil feelings of ineptitude and weakness.
Just leave your morals at the door and COME ON IN and report for duty!!!
(All orders must be accepted and carried out without question. The strong survive and the weak shall feel our boot on their neck :jihad: )