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  1. A Declaration from the Bears with Guns and Lasers

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    To: Smurthwaite    From: Immortan Junka    Date: 5/22/2017 2:09:01 PM

    Subject: Spy Operation Attack

     

    Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. In the attack the enemy spies targeted to gather information about your nation. In the attack your counter spies managed to kill 20 enemy spies and the identity of the attacker has been publicly revealed.

     

    You could just ask and I would tell you.

     

    I have no generals.

    I have trades.

    Nobody is likely to sanction me, so I wouldn't bother.

    74,800,000

  4. A Declaration from the Bears with Guns and Lasers

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    8 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:

    We get it, you feel edgy and cool, but like fidget spinners, eventually you will become bored again. And the Imperium will still be standing, fulfilling our mission in the world: order, strength, prosperity.

     

    This is us bored.  

     

    On a completely personal level, I don't care about your alliance.  I had to look it up just to remember the name.  It's simply your !@#$ posting that I don't like.

  7. A Declaration from the Bears with Guns and Lasers

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    Posted · Edited by smurthwaite

    Hey Junktard,

    I'm still waiting for you to spy me.  I hear you had a conversation about me with *$!@(&).  You realize he isn't in TBC, right?

     

    EDIT:  Also, proof that I didn't spy you.

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    Defending Nation: Kingdom of Pakalolo (Immortan Junka) - You cannot spy on this nation because they are not within your range of nations to conduct spy operations against. View your Nation Rankings screen to find nations within your range.

     

  12. A Declaration from the Bears with Guns and Lasers

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    10 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:

    The results speak for themselves.

     

     

    Yes they do.

     

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    You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

    Last Tax Collection: 5/13/2017 6:43:07 PM
    Last Bill Payment: 5/13/2017 6:40:13 PM
    Desired Religion: Taoism
    Desired Government: Democracy
    Threat Level: High 
    Tax Rate: 28%
    Number of Spies: 800
    Last Nuke Purchase: 5/8/2017 11:43:26 AM
    Last Wonder Purchase: 4/30/2017
    Total Money: $9,305,610
    Technology: 15.53 Levels
    Trade Partners: Vulkannia, Bewtopia, Ircworld, blighty, Arman Republic
    Secret Aid Sent To: None
    Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 571, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 1358, Intelligence XP: 79
    Assigned Generals: None
    Total Aircraft: 0
    Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
    Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
    Navy Purchases Today: 0
    Navy Vessels:

    • Corvettes: 0
    • Landing Ships: 0
    • Battleships: 0
    • Cruisers: 0
    • Frigates: 0
    • Destroyers: 0
    • Submarines: 0
    • Aircraft Carriers: 0

    Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

     

    Also, a big thank you to my source.

     

    But seriously Junka, 9 million?

     

    12 hours ago, Gibsonator21 said:

    That he's an incompetent annoying !@#$%* who prolly never should've advanced above standard Diplomat (kinda pushing it) and some low ranking military squad commander. Or that's my interpretation at least.

     

    See above.

  20. A Declaration from the Bears with Guns and Lasers

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    It is so easy:

     

    TBC transcripts

    Members - we're bored.  Let's attack somebody.

    Gov - OK, who?

    Members - Lets list every AA that has ever slighted us individually, personally, metaphorically, spiritually, absentmindedly, politically, psychologically...

    Gov - um...

    Members - Let's continue our list...irritably, self-righteously, asininely, morally...

     

    WE INTERRUPT THIS LIST FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:  NOTHING HERE MATTERS

     

    Members - oh yeah

    Gov - so Chaos?

    Members, with pitchforks and torches - YES

     

    This thread.

     

    Nor is confused.

     

    Junka thinks he is important.

     

     

    STILL, NOTHING HERE MATTERS.

     

     

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