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  4. TBC on the incident on whiteness

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    So I am laughing.  I received this message this morning:

     

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    To: Smurthwaite    From: Sir Kindle    Date: 6/8/2017 9:39:47 AM

    Subject: Greetings

     

    Message: Hello,

    I read your message and the advice provided in it. I decided to nuke Keres instead.

    Cheers,

    Sir Kindle

    P.S - You got a day of peace out of me due to a conversation I had with gh0s7 which strongly suggested this war or conflict was coming to an end. If you think I would ever surrender to a coward like you, or a gutter whore like Keres you can just continue to puff on your crack pipe.

    Now go kick rocks you piece of garbage I don't have time to send or read your babbling nonsensical garbage. You can barley string a sentence together yet you attempt to communicate with me?

     

    This was in reply to the message I sent him.  Also, I laugh at his attempt to troll me for communications skills (those of you who know me, understand why this is so hilarious).

     

    I was going to post the message here, but he deleted it.  Anyway, I told him we would end his pain.  The only condition, he surrender to Keres.

     

    So, he blocked me, giving me only this option for communication.

     

    1.  Sir Kindle is the aggressor.  He is taking a terrible beating.  I mean, like I forgot about him for a day and and still:

     

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    I don't give peace to aggressors.

     

    2.  Invoking another person's name, one who I have never spoken to, does nothing to make me want to grant peace.

     

    The only way Sir Kindle will get peace from me is when he decides to surrender, using the appropriate thread; otherwise, he can continue to suck nukes and eat loses until the war expires.

     

    Thank you.  Come again.

     

    EDIT:  I forgot I posted my original message to Kindle on the TBC forums:

     

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    To: Sir Kindle    From: Smurthwaite    Date: 6/7/2017 11:52:29 PM


    Subject: Your pain can end.

     

    Message: All you need to do is make a post in this thread:

    http://forums.cybern...ionssurrenders/

    Surrendering to Keres is the key.

     

  5. TBC on the incident on whiteness

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    Posted

    2 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:

    Please take your consequences and shove them up your own rear end, nobody in the Imperium cares if you think you are some big shot.

     

    This is what literally everybody, and I mean everybody, has been trying to tell you for years.  Hypocrisy.  Lunacy.  Idiocy.   Ridiculousness.  Fallacy.  Laughing Stock.  These are the concepts people associate with you and your dribble.

  7. TBC on the incident on whiteness

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    1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said:

     

    It would be funny if TBC members were not constantly trying to drag other alliances in to escalate the rogue wars your people started.

     

    Who did we ask or attempt to drag in?  You are such a moron that I feel somewhat lesser for having shared air with you.

  9. TBC on the incident on whiteness

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    Just now, Mogar said:

     

    Someone buy Sir Kindle's military a GPS system, they got lost.

     

    Seems to be a pattern:

     

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    To: Smurthwaite    From: Sir Kindle    Date: 6/6/2017 12:05:20 AM

    Subject: Battle Report

     

    Message: You have been attacked by Sir Kindle. 

    You lost 756 soldiers and 297 tanks. You killed 216 soldiers and 14 tanks. Their forces razed 0.847 miles of your land, stole 2.537 technology, and destroyed 10.150 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $243,331.13 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

    In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

     

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    To: Smurthwaite    From: Sir Kindle    Date: 6/6/2017 12:05:13 AM

    Subject: Battle Report

     

    Message: You have been attacked by Sir Kindle. 

    You lost 354 soldiers and 251 tanks. You killed 392 soldiers and 57 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $235,092.13 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

    In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

     

  10. TBC on the incident on whiteness

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    I have issues with this.  Nobody, who is anybody of substance, would refer to sweet, sweet Keres in such a way:

     

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    To: Smurthwaite    From: Sir Kindle    Date: 6/5/2017 7:28:24 PM

    Subject: Hello

     

    Message: Greetings,

    I thought one round of TBC curb stompings would be enough for Keres dragging our good name through the dirt unprovoked and for no reason. But, alas, the slander continues. Your issues with Junka have nothing to do with us, so you can understand the confusion over at aNiMaLz when reports come in regarding Keses' inability to keep our names out of her peasant mouth.

    Put a muzzle on your dog, and this can all end. Keep publicly slandering us for no reason, and I guess I'll just keep smacking your friends around.

    All I care about is XP, war counts and casualties. Anything money can't buy. Whatever you decide is fine with me, but it's stupid to make enemies out of us because this farmer doesn't understand her place. Your choice.

    Sir Kindle

    Mayor of the aNiMaLz Palace

    #1 in Cyber Nations War counts.

     

  11. TBC on the incident on whiteness

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    Posted

    7 minutes ago, Rebel Virginia said:

    For all you know Turetel's sanction could have nothing to do with you. The world does not revolve around your silly little alliance, despite what you may like to think. I'd suggest keeping your mouth shut on matters you cannot comprehend, lest the world think you to be a bigger fool than they already do.

     

    You are my favorite senator at the moment.

  14. Imperial Decree- New Polar Order

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    15 hours ago, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

    I don't have any reason to favor one side over the other in this war, but I think it makes sense for both sides to fight it out until either white peace or a simple surrender (without harsh terms) can be agreed upon if one side has clearly lost.

     

    No.  This world was much stronger when there were harsh terms.

  16. The Ellen Show

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    I didn't get past page 2.  I don't give a !@#$ about anybody in this thread...except captain enema (I'd give you 2 !@#$%).  So, as an objective observer I'd have to give Lucious the win in the battle of wit.  The ellen stuff falls flat.

  17. A Declaration from the Bears with Guns and Lasers

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    13 minutes ago, Keres said:

     

    You're right. Guys lets just focus on the important parts here:

     

    Ill start 

     

    Top 10 reasons Junktard is a pussy:

     

    1, Galerion smells like fish

    2. 

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    You cannot attack Kingdom of Pakalolo at this time because their battle odds are at 0% and are not high enough to fight your forces. The government of Kingdom of Pakalolo has just been sent into Anarchy due to their lack of security forces. Riots engulf the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo as your soldiers relax and enjoy their victory. 

     

  22. A Declaration from the Bears with Guns and Lasers

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    2 hours ago, Gibsonator21 said:

    There is only one truth, and that is Junka is a pussy.

     

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    You cannot attack Kingdom of Pakalolo at this time because their battle odds are at 0% and are not high enough to fight your forces. The government of Kingdom of Pakalolo has just been sent into Anarchy due to their lack of security forces. Riots engulf the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo as your soldiers relax and enjoy their victory. 

     

    There seems to be a lot of conspiracy theory and, as somebody pointed out, self-righteous !@#$%^&*, in this thread.  Let me point out, the only conspiracy we have is to create chaos.  It isn't really a conspiracy when the world has been told the truth - this is a DoW thread, btw, if you have forgotten.  Most of us are planning on ending, or thinking about ending, or considering the possibility of ending.  We are trolls because that is how we are choosing to end.  Get over yourselves.

     

    As for why NoR?  Wally hit NoR, so I figured, why not.  As for Junka, I don't care about your alliance, but your crying is a delicious feast and it is feeding my desire to continue the part of the troll.

     

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  24. A Declaration from the Bears with Guns and Lasers

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    Posted

    9 hours ago, Neo Uruk said:

    i can't wait to see which one nukes the other first this time

     

    OCC* I went home from work with fever driven delirium on Monday.

     

    I forgot to run attacks yesterday, so Junktard nuked me first.  That said, even not running attacks for a day, I am still out damaging him.  

     

    Also, he has one slot pending and 4 slots used.  This morning I did this.

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    You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to target and destroy $270,360.17 in enemy money reserves. Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

     

    I think we might be looking at a potential bill lock?  If not, at least there is chaos.

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