Oh, it's no great surprise -- and no great loss -- that Hakai doesn't miss me. After all, my compatriots and I, through sheer force of personality, crashed the party for he and his globe-trotting band of thugs. No doubt he yearns still for the days when you could punch a baby and take its candy, and the only one with the backbone to say anything was that waif Walford. I doubt, even seven years on or so, that he has yet puzzled out what exactly happened, because the whole affair was simply "tl;dr". Looking back, it almost feels as if [i]we[/i] were the bullies, waging a war of words with a bunch so lexically lacking that they couldn't manage more than a letter and a couple slashes to name themselves.
There we go. That ought to be enough sentences to scare him off. How are you all? Why doesn't anybody post? Has the Twitter scourge turned everyone's brain to mush? My nation has 1 infrastructure and there are 2000 that are ranked lower. Are you being oppressed? Call 1-800-REVO-LUTION today!