LexCorp Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 [i]Little could be done or said to reconcile the devastated Vikings who had just suffered their ninth loss this season. What had caused this slump? They had signed on one of the most highly known quarterbacks, Brett Favre, and yet they felt so... lost. For so long, their fans had held that strong affirming faith, but no longer. The Viking's faith too, almost seemed to be fading to a mere allusion to its once greatness. That's when it came to them. Valhalla! They were strong supporters of the Vikings, no matter what. Brett and some other players on the team decided to start their own Vikings team owned by Valhalla themselves! But fate had its own, methodical and conniving plot for the old team... Interception after fumble, unexplainable injuries, and emotional trauma that nearly crippled the team entirely. It was, unequivocally and irrevocably considered the prologue to a true apocalypse. But He had another plan for the battered and loss weary team... On the 18th day of the 10th month in the year of our LORD 2010, Valhalla received a sign. “Follow the Path, Follow Exodus.” To Brett, an avid Valhalla viking, it was almost like a slap on the butt. Valhalla received the divine, most angelic command from the omnipotent one Himself. The words uttered to him in the most melodic and pure voice ever manifested stood as testament to what was achievable -- victory. So he went on his trek to find the path to Exodus. Toil and torment ensued as he traveled through the fierce and unruly wilderness of Minnesota. For two months and thirteen days he endured hardships that many men could not have even imagined to witness in a lifetime. Fortunately, he was on a holy mission, prepared and conceived with him and his purpose in mind. Then it happened... Finally, Brett had made it! Today, finally, after so much trivialities and terrors, Valhalla would like to truly affirm that they have followed the path and arrived to their beleaguered, yet most sacramental destination: Exodus![/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexCorp Posted January 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 [quote][center] [size="2"][b]Brett Favre Accords[/b][/size] [img]http://www.bankrollsports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/brett-favre-minnesota-vikings-300x257.jpg[/img] [u]Preamble[/u] Valhalla and Exodus wishing to confirm their friendship and collective defense hereby enter into this Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact. [u]Article 1: Non Aggression[/u] No member of either alliance shall ever commit an act of violence toward the other. Any rogue attack will be punished as seen fit by the responsible signatory. [u]Article 2: Respect[/u] Both signatories agree to remain respectful to each other at all times. Any disputes will be settled diplomatically via private channels. [u]Article 3: Intelligence[/u] Both signatories agree to share any and all information pertaining to the security and stability of one another. All information passed between the two alliances shall be kept confidential. [u]Article 4: Mutual Defense[/u] 1. Defensive War: An attack on either signatory alliance will be seen as an attack on both alliances. Proper defensive measures will be taken. 2. Non Chaining Clause: If either signatory is attacked due to honoring a military treaty that they share with a foreign alliance, mutual defense is no longer mandatory. Both alliances advocate enacting the option, but understand that there is the possibility that the other may choose to not enact the option, and that decision will be supported by the other signatory. [u]Article 5: Optional Aggression[/u] Both signatories shall also have the option of coordinating with each other to carry out aggressive action against a non-signatory alliance. If either alliance is planning to engage in an aggressive action they must provide the other with at least 48 hours notice before doing so. [u]Article 6: Cancellation[/u] This treaty may be canceled at any time by either alliance. Should the need to cancel arise, the canceling alliance must give a thirty six (36) hour notice of their intent to cancel. The treaty will remain in effect until the 36 hour period has elapsed. [u]Signed for Valhalla[/u] Chefjoe, Regent Bud, Vice Regent Levistus, Marshal Lykme, Security Consul RePePe, Chancellor Keshav, Emissary [u]Signed for Exodus[/u] ironchef, Triumvir Partisan, Triumvir Wu Tang Clan, Triumvir Lex Luthor, Minister of Foreign Affairs aboooe, Minister of Internal Affairs PMoses, Minister of Finance The Corrupt Teacher, Minister of Defense[/center] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 /me zips his wranglers back up and puts his phone away. Nice to see a protectorate move up in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 This is pretty cool Exodus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Oldfield Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 o/Exodus o/Valhalla o/naming a treaty after that over glorified ball hog this just made my new year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Closer to Aboooe Valhalla, we need to talk, like seriously, he can't even win a ground attack against Jgoods of Athens. The Shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuliSher Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 (edited) Levistus disturbed my New Year drinking and I found out this. Gratz! Edited January 1, 2011 by PuliSher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Nukem Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Always nice to see my friends in exodus grow ever stronger. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Congrats on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 O/ Exodus O/ Valhalla Congratulations on moving up from protectorate status Exodus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyndicatedINC Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Truly heartfelt congratulations to both parties, may your path together serve you both well. @Pansy, I think valhalla just wanted the opportunity to make the "ironchefjoe" jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironchef Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 [quote name='SyndicatedINC' timestamp='1293849237' post='2559769'] Truly heartfelt congratulations to both parties, may your path together serve you both well. @Pansy, I think valhalla just wanted the opportunity to make the "ironchefjoe" jokes. [/quote] Let it be known that it is written, that with ever one of us becomes a zombie first will get to eat the others brain, thus becoming the most powerful zombie chef known to man. o/ Exodus o/ Valhalla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashoka the Great Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Congratulations to our friends in Valhalla and their friends in Exodus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RePePe Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Though the treaty name leaves a bad taste in my mouth, I am proud to have my signature on this treaty. Onwards and upwards we go together, Exodus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partisan Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 You have my bow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 (edited) So does this mean that the both of you will "retire" later this year after a devastating set of wars? Edited January 1, 2011 by Master-Debater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King MyLife Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 o/ Valhalla o/ Exodus Thanks to valhalla for holding us down in all cost... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMoses Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 awww.. i can /cuddles with Bud more often now O/ Exodus O/ Valhalla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osafune Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 OH shiiitt.... wherre am I? I'm too druink for this ... o.O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Lets hope this treaty isn't as fickle as it's name would indicate. Congratulations all around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 [quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1293843444' post='2559713'] Closer to Aboooe Valhalla, we need to talk, like seriously, he can't even win a ground attack against Jgoods of Athens. The Shame [/quote] Aboooe is awesome [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif[/img] Good to see a protectorate moving up in the world. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supa_Troop3r Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 This is so disappointing Valhalla! This will not be the last you hear of this! So disappointing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wabooz Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 [quote name='RePePe' timestamp='1293854689' post='2559817'] Though the treaty name leaves a bad taste in my mouth, I am proud to have my signature on this treaty. Onwards and upwards we go together, Exodus. [/quote] haha you love the name :crocs: See you on the field someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 I do hope you understand you were going no where without Brett Favre. He is still the best quarterback of all time.... Congratulations on the upgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 [quote name='Supa_Troop3r' timestamp='1293869196' post='2559949'] This is so disappointing Valhalla! This will not be the last you hear of this! So disappointing [/quote] Seeing how you have failed in all ways possible, we aren't really worried [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/awesome.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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