ShadowDragon Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 (edited) [quote] [center][img]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3997/flage.jpg[/img][img]http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2921/309pxnintuarflag.png[/img][/center] [center][b]"Brunch at Cactuar's" Accords[/b][/center] One fine day after an all nighter, the governments of RIA and BACoN were seeking to cure their hangovers with the best known remedy, a greasy plate of bacon. While they were chowing down on Emperor Oinks private reserve, they got to talking and the following agreement was written down on a slightly used napkin. [b]Article I: "Give grease a chance"[/b] Internationally renowned bacon lover John Lennon, said it best with his hit lyric. "All we are saying…, is give grease a chance!" In that spirit RIA and BACoN agree to a peaceful coexistence as friends and allies. [b]Article II: "Loose lips sink ships, but are great for enjoying bacon."[/b] If either signatory catches wind of intelligence that affects the other signatory, they should share it over a plate of bacon and cool glass of cactus juice. [b]Article III: "Break open the Piggy Bank."[/b] Both signatories are encouraged to aid each other in times of need if possible. Piggy banks are made to be broken! [b]D: Florida: "If you can't stand the heat; Stay out of the kitchen!"[/b] While bacon is delicious and cacti a prize to behold, it should be noted by any would be aggressors that an attack on one is an attack on the other. In that case either alliance is required to come to the defense of the other. [b]Article V: "Becoming Vegetarian".[/b] Should either side get a hippy girl friend that won't let them eat meat they are required to give 42.5 hours notice to the other party. /s/ for the Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations, ~Kpcurley - Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine for the Random Insanity Alliance, ~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos ~Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the Superfriends ~Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats ~Ogaden, Slave to pork, Head of Recruitment ~C-zom, H.o.M.O. (Head of Military Operations) who told us to forge his signature because he was lazy at the time ~cctmsp13, Viceroy and Head of Pork Barrel spending ~Jenne, Master of Puppetz, Slave to the Man ~crazyisraelie, Head of Foreign Affairs and HATER of ALL things PORK[/quote] Edited October 4, 2012 by ShadowDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaztik Muffin Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 This tasty treaty looks good enough to eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven for Peace Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Rawks! Congratulations to RIA and BACoN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outsiders Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Congrats to RIA(our allies) and BACoN. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bringer Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Well done to both parties o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Strike Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 We signed another treaty? o/ BACoN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queue1 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 I'm hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 (edited) Congrats to my allies in RIA. Edited July 21, 2010 by rabonnobar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Many congrats to BACoN for allying with RIA. Honestly, they're probably TOOL's favourite alliance with which we've yet to sign a treaty. And I personally think they're p. awesome. They mop up on the battlefield and doesn't afraid of anyone. o/ RIA o/ BACoN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itida Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 My congratulations to BACoN and RIA. o/ BACoN o/ RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Louis the II Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Nice to see our friends getting together! o/ BACoN o/ RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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