Salmia Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) [center][img] http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5296/logo3z.jpg[/img][img] http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6797/660pxflagofspartasvg.png[/img][img]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2029/loud.png[/img][img]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2118/maflag.jpg[/img][img]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4731/nemesiss.jpg[/img][img]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1000/riashadowwar42.png[/img][img]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7233/tool.jpg[/img][img]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6126/veflag.png[/img][/center] [font="Palatino Linotype"][center][color="#0000FF"][size="6"][b]An announcement from TOOL's Hand of Foreign Affairs... (MoFA to you foreigners!) [/b][/size][/color][/center] [/font] Once upon a time, there was a nuclear penguin called Mia who belonged to the alliance The Order of Light that lived in a very LOUD place. She had very few Nemesis but her favorite thing to do was to bake muffins for people. She was a very nice person and she decided to try and bake some chocolate chip muffins for her Nemesis. [center] [img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/54528460_863ba81f03.jpg[/img] [/center] Her Nemesis accepted it except for a certain group who were called the Spartans. They didn't like chocolate chip. They threatened war if they did not get a special kind of muffin that was very difficult to find called the pecanbutternutbutterfly muffin. It looked rather like RIA's war flag. But it was decided that they should give one muffin to Trinite who was known as Boxer Boy. It was a talking muffin though. [center][img]http://www.freewebs.com/taenn/muffin3.GIF[/img][/center] By the time the muffin was delivered, the war had already started though. It was called the Great War of Confused Muffins. The LoSS of peace was devastating to Mia as the FA guru of TOOL, she was not a very warlike person but then VE came along with their surrender tour jamming up the place. They were a rather cool band with all their nukes. It made her want nuclear muffins and became a muffin warrior! But then Mia's MA decided to ruin all the fun and tell her that she had to peace out with all the people she had made mad over her muffins. She ended up giving LoSS gluten free muffins for their loss of her love. [center][img]http://www.1-800-bakery.com/images/bluebery-muffin-kt-sm.jpg[/img][/center] However, that was not enough at the end of the day. They had peace but Mia was bored. So she grabbed a nearby mushroom and began to eat it, oddly enough she started glowing and turned into a top hat. Whatever became of TOOL without Mia and how Mia became a top hat is still a mystery to TOOL this day. [center][img] http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/45499-top_hat_wears_best.jpg[/img] Then it rained muffins in a LOUD way on alliance of LOUD! [img] http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/76548951.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=EDF6F2F4F969CEBDB12E2F46CAEDDF2097CE43351315978B3A01CB3BE7F9EF98E30A760B0D811297[/img][/center] [quote][left][b]The Order of Light[/b] hereby surrenders and admits defeat to the combined forces of [b]Sparta, Nemesis, Random Insanity Alliance, Monos Archein, League of Small Superpowers, League of United Defense[/b] and the [b]Viridian Entente[/b]. 1. TOOL agrees to peace out all existing wars and agrees not to re-enter the current conflict. This includes financial aid to alliances currently at war. 2. Reparations: TOOL hereby agrees to the below reparations and agreements with the following alliances. All reparations and agreements are to be fulfilled within 120 days from the start date of each receiving alliance leaving the current conflict. 2a. Sparta - A total of 800 million is to be paid to Sparta. TOOL also agrees to give Sparta one of their muffins, per 2d. 2b. RIA - TOOL will write a 200 word story about a cactuar that must be titled 'Waffle King'. 2c. MA - A total of 22.5k technology and cash of 50/50 with a technology price of 100 tech = 3 mil. 2d. LoSS - TOOL agrees to bake some Blueberry muffins for LoSS. 2e. Nemesis - A total of 300 million is to be paid to Nemesis, in a mixture of both technology and cash of 50/50 with a technology price of 100 tech = 3 mil. Mia has to bake Chocolate Chip Muffins for Nemesis. 2f. LOUD - The Order Of Light agrees to write a pun or story involving all the signatory alliances as well as Mushrooms and a Top Hat. With extra muffins.[/left][/quote] [center][b] Signed for The Order of Light,[/b] Lord Captain Commander- grahamkeatley Hand of Foreign Affairs- Mia Hand of Executive Affairs - Dodoei123 Hand of Finance - PlanckBorn Hand of Internal Affairs- Creekynoise Hand of Commerce- Dealmaster13 Hand of War- Willem Inquisitors- Jarkko and Captain Mudfoot Council of Light [b] Signed for League of United Defense,[/b] Ascendants: The Chosen One, HeRo1, Balthier Advisors: Demag, DrDon Minister of Internal Affairs: CyberTiff Minister of Foriegn Affairs: chels Minister of War: The Fallen One Minister of Economy: Town Drunk [b] Signed for Nemesis,[/b] Triumvirate: Yawoo, Daggarz, T-O-P Minister of Defense: Poyples Minister of Foreign Affairs: Betto Minister of Economic Affairs: Bob Ilyani Minister of Internal Affairs: Kataklizm the Great [b] Signed for Random Insanity Alliance,[/b] ~ Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends ~ Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos ~ Thunder Strike, Triumvir of stuff, hater of cats and bored of turtle targets ~ Ogaden, savior of potatoes, rinser of Cactimus Prime's hubcaps ~ C-zom, Head of Military Operations ~ cctmsp13, Viceroy of the RIA, Head of Veteran's Administration ~ Gangs20003 (Pickles), HoR of the RIA, Doer of Stuff, Moth Repairer, Bat Cave Scavenger, Defeater of Enemies with the Pure Power of Awesome ~ Shadow Slayer, introverted IA [b] Signed for Sparta,[/b] Tulak Hord, King of Sparta Wilhelm the Demented, King of Sparta Trinite, Archephor of Sparta Hyperion, Ephor of Lykoi Olaf Styke, Ephor of Philoxenia Darklink, Ephor of Mastropeia El Coggins, Ephor of Mesoa [b] Signed for Leagure of Small Superpowers,[/b] Phoebus, LoSS Triumvir Legion-x, LoSS Triumvir Co_God_Ben, LoSS Triumvir [b]Signed for Monos Archein,[/b] CptGodzilla, Certified purveyor of high life Severius, Official alliance terot reader TheIcemark, Just call him TIM MvBomber, he didn't do anything but he did it loud [b] Signed for the Viridian Entente, [/b] [IMG]http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r160/qinqe/VE/AS6veGreatSeal.gif[/IMG] [i]Solaris[/i], Lord [i]Impero[/i], Duke [i]Ryuusei[/i], Secretary of Defence [i]Typoninja[/i], Secretary of State [i]Goldielax[/i], Secretary of the Interior [i]Kayvaan Shrike[/i], Secretary of Economics [/center] [i] P.S: You all got your muffins in the LOUD story and the the RIA story is here http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=81909![/i] TCO's cookies that I promised him. [img]http://1000awesomethings.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/cookies.jpg[/img] Edited March 1, 2010 by Salmia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamemaster1 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) I suppose we deserved this. A shoutout to LoSS and RIA, you guys fought well and it was an honor. I particularly enjoyed fighting Tamarinde and King69. And Poyples, you knew you were getting destroyed the moment you chose to stagger 3 of us TOOLs, yet you did it anyway. For the alliance. Props. And get down to ZI already, I was so close! Looking back, this post was incredibly harsh. I think the fight was fun and I enjoyed it. Sparta, I'm sure you had nations above the par that I fought. Good luck with everything, may we meet again soon. Edited February 28, 2010 by Gamemaster1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Conrad Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Good luck TOOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 so they gotta pay over a billion? .... that's actually pretty damn harsh given the circumstance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legion-x Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! I GOT MY BLUEBERRY MUFFINS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elderon Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 /o TOOL. Thank you all our allies. And my fellow TOOLies....it's been a true honor serving along side you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Congrats on peace, TOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Thank you to RIA, LoSS, VE and LOUD for not pursuing monetary reparations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dakotans Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 For IRON, we would do it all again. Personal shoutouts to Loud, Ria, LoSS and VE. You have been kind through this whole process and I thank you much for it. It won't be forgotten. o/ TOOL o/ IRON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unsure Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Terms are too light. 'Grats on peace nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Conrad Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 [quote name='Gamemaster1' date='27 February 2010 - 11:23 PM' timestamp='1267331200' post='2207480'] I suppose we deserved this. We did destroy a lot of Spartan nations, and we attacked them. However, Monos Archien and Nemesis, you guys really have no excuse. Outnumbered and I still destroyed you personally, as did many of my comrades. Shows who fought well in this war, having to take so much reps to rebuild all that damage we did because you couldn't fight back. And I thought we were outnumbered, strange. Sparta, if you had actually built those war chests many of you could have fought much better. I bill-locked 2 of you and got a 3rd to surrender. No improvement from last war at all. Learn your lesson, for crying out loud. All those high level nations and they all have no war chests. Even your bank only had 300 million to start the war. The 3 others I fought began the war with sub-60 million war chests. Pathetic. Crack the whip, get them to be able to fight for you for longer then 2 or 3 days. Anything less then that is just pitiful. After all this ragging, a few shoutouts. A shoutout to LoSS and RIA, you guys fought well and it was an honor. I particularly enjoyed fighting Tamarinde and King69. And Poyples, you knew you were getting destroyed the moment you chose to stagger 3 of us TOOLs, yet you did it anyway. For the alliance. Props. And get down to ZI already, I was so close! [/quote] Are you even serious? I can also say without a doubt every TOOL nation I fought was a half dead slug but I suppose I don't need to constantly remind myself that I'm competent like you apparently need to. You should probably check yourself before making useless shows of bravado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) Good to see some grey peace in there. Good show as usual, Ria, LOUD, and Loss. And VE Edited February 28, 2010 by Ejayrazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Those terms are stupid. But congratulations on peace, TOOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) Absolutely disgusting terms. Best of luck TOOL and big kudos to those who are not asking for monetary/tech reps. also, lolSparta. CnG's IRON equivalent. Edited February 28, 2010 by Bernkastel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) [quote name='astronaut jones' date='27 February 2010 - 08:23 PM' timestamp='1267331224' post='2207483'] so they gotta pay over a billion? .... that's actually pretty damn harsh given the circumstance. [/quote] Hell must have frozen over, because I agree agree with Astronaut Jones? Strange. Anyway best of luck TOOL and Mia Congrats on Peace Edited February 28, 2010 by Caliph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity111 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Reps are cool and all, but what exactly did TOOL do to warrant 1.775 billion worth of reps? >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Name Is Romance Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 [quote name='Zoomzoomzoom' date='27 February 2010 - 11:26 PM' timestamp='1267331405' post='2207488'] Thank you to RIA, LoSS, VE and LOUD for not pursuing monetary reparations. [/quote] I'd like to echo this as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 [quote name='Matthew Conrad' date='27 February 2010 - 10:27 PM' timestamp='1267331452' post='2207492'] Are you even serious? I can also say without a doubt every TOOL nation I fought was a half dead slug but I suppose I don't need to constantly remind myself that I'm competent like you apparently need to. You should probably check yourself before making useless shows of bravado. [/quote] Overall Sparta's performance was dismal. You had superior numbers in the upper ranks and failed to utilize them. It was slightly better than Karma though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentkiller Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Nice going MA and Nemisis, if you cant take the heat maybe you shouldnt take part in war? Just an idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulak Hord Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Time for a nice old fashioned Spartay to celebrate another victory. Doxa Sparta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Liebenow Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Ouch. Check out those reps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 These are pretty rough to be honest. Good luck with rebuilding, all of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 [quote name='Matthew Conrad' date='27 February 2010 - 11:27 PM' timestamp='1267331452' post='2207492'] Are you even serious? I can also say without a doubt every TOOL nation I fought was a half dead slug but I suppose I don't need to constantly remind myself that I'm competent like you apparently need to. You should probably check yourself before making useless shows of bravado. [/quote] They were so bad you needed reparations. I get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzelger Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 I'm glad to see you at peace even if I don't care for the terms. Good luck and let us know if you need help. Kudos to those alliances who did not ask for reparations and congratulations to you also on peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Zoomzoomzoom' date='28 February 2010 - 04:30 AM' timestamp='1267331618' post='2207499'] Overall Sparta's performance was dismal. You had superior numbers in the upper ranks and failed to utilize them. It was slightly better than Karma though. [/quote] Sparta's had a half-$@!ed military since the UjW, you'd think they'd have learned how to fight by now. Edited February 28, 2010 by astronaut jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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