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This week I have returned to my post as Supreme Chancellor of the Siberian Tiger Alliance. Due to me having naff all idea about most of what has been going on during my absence this State of the Alliance address not follow the tried and tested format of previous editions.

I have long held the belief that it is my presence alone that keeps semblance of order in the Cyberverse and the whole world going to crap the moment I walked out the door has proved my belief to be correct to a 90% level of confidence. The data I have collated can be accessed by freedom of information request so other analysts can attempt to repeat or disprove my conclusions.

Over the past month it appears the Siberian Tiger Alliance has been dragged from one side of a war to the other, or is it two separate wars? As I said, I have no idea really and reading the other alliance announcements made watching ice dancing on the television seem appealing in comparison to finding out what exactly happened and why. I would like to thank Uhtred, the Consilium Tigris and the Siberian Guard for upholding the values of the Siberian Tiger Alliance in my absence. The alliance is lucky to have so many capable and intelligent members who can step in when their leader decided to go walkabout.

I don't see any point in discussing alliance statistics as they are dropping like everyone else's in this war but it is pleasing to see so many of our members stick with the alliance despite the muddied waters this war has created for us. Recent events have caused some frustration within our membership and as leader of the alliance I certainly share in some of that frustration.

In more positive news, the Siberian Trophy season kicked off yesterday. Due to a downsizing of teams in each division MagicalTrevor remained in the second division this season despite winning it last season. While I attempted to empahise with him in light of this injustice the urge to point and laugh won out in the end so, lolMT.

In the Trophy division FC Tigris Altaica sits in top spot after a 5-0 win over Togashire while Bamburgh FC moved into second place with a 4-0 defeat of FC Polar Samurai. Reigning title holder, Batch, had the game off due to uneven numbers in the division.

In the Cup Division Kelton got off to a great start defeating last seasons runner-up, FC Lviv, 3-1 away to sit at the top of the table. The first round also saw the first ever Flevoland derby between FC Pinky and Striking Tigers FC with FC Pinky taking the three points with a 2-1 home win. Pinky manager, Lizzardtheone, wasted no time in letting his local rival know of the result but commented that he had to make the most of the win now as the result could well be reversed later in the season.

The Trophy division Goonited raced to the top of the table with a 4-0 away win over new team, Aarland United. The only other team to claim all three points was Rakari United in their first ever game in the league.

With no cup this season will be much shorter hopefully the interest maintained throughout by all managers.

Hopefully over the next week we'll be closer to seeing the back of this inane war as this will allow me to get back to collecting stats and things that mean a lot to me.

Za Sibir'!

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[quote]I have long held the belief that it is my presence alone that keeps semblance of order in the Cyberverse and the whole world going to crap the moment I walked out the door has proved my belief to be correct to a 90% level of confidence[/quote]
Oh Tyga <3

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Needs more Skippy.

[quote name='Tygaland' date='21 February 2010 - 02:52 AM' timestamp='1266735156' post='2194726']
I have long held the belief that it is my presence alone that keeps semblance of order in the Cyberverse and the whole world going to crap the moment I walked out the door has proved my belief to be correct to a 90% level of confidence.
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My nation is now in ruins. You, sir, will be hearing from my lawyers.

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[quote name='Kzoppistan' date='21 February 2010 - 10:19 AM' timestamp='1266747570' post='2194889']
My nation is now in ruins. You, sir, will be hearing from my lawyers.
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I may hear from them but I assure you a shall not be listening. -_-

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[quote name='Tygaland' date='21 February 2010 - 06:25 AM' timestamp='1266747951' post='2194893']
I may hear from them but I assure you a shall not be listening. -_-
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Well I had to send them somewhere! Do you know how tough it is trying to run a smoldering crater of a nation with a whole horde of lawyers flusterclusting up the works because there's very few people left alive to sue?!

Your absence broke the world Tyga, you can repay me by having them shot.

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[quote name='Kzoppistan' date='21 February 2010 - 10:42 AM' timestamp='1266748953' post='2194897']
Well I had to send them somewhere! Do you know how tough it is trying to run a smoldering crater of a nation with a whole horde of lawyers flusterclusting up the works because there's very few people left alive to sue?!

Your absence broke the world Tyga, you can repay me by having them shot.
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I think that can be arranged.

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[quote name='Tygaland' date='21 February 2010 - 06:52 AM' timestamp='1266749571' post='2194901']
I think that can be arranged.
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Sweet.

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[font="Garamond"][i]"And never let it be said that He Who Comes From The Land Of Tigers is not without mercy. For the Crown Prince Mishka having once destroyed the world (again) also set right the ills become of it by having certain people shot, and also jump-starting the world's economy with massive twinkie production. So say in this year of the Creamy Filling, all was right again."
~ From the [font="Book Antiqua"]Scripture on Siberian History[/font].[/i][/font][/quote]

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[quote name='Tygaland' date='21 February 2010 - 07:52 AM' timestamp='1266735156' post='2194726']
The first round also saw the first ever Flevoland derby between FC Pinky and Striking Tigers FC with FC Pinky taking the three points with a 2-1 home win. Pinky manager, Lizzardtheone, wasted no time in letting his local rival know of the result but commented that he had to make the most of the win now as the result could well be reversed later in the season.
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I approve of this message!

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[quote name='Tygaland' date='21 February 2010 - 06:52 AM' timestamp='1266735156' post='2194726']

The Trophy division Goonited raced to the top of the table with a 4-0 away win over new team, Aarland United. The only other team to claim all three points was Rakari United in their first ever game in the league.

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:smug:

The above makes this the best State of the Alliance yet in my humble opinion.

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[quote name='Tygaland' date='21 February 2010 - 08:52 AM' timestamp='1266735156' post='2194726']
I have long held the belief that it is my presence alone that keeps semblance of order in the Cyberverse and the whole world going to crap the moment I walked out the door has proved my belief to be correct to a 90% level of confidence.
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You should leave CN more often, tbqh.

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[quote]I have long held the belief that it is my presence alone that keeps semblance of order in the Cyberverse and the whole world going to crap the moment I walked out the door has proved my belief to be correct to a 90% level of confidence. The data I have collated can be accessed by freedom of information request so other analysts can attempt to repeat or disprove my conclusions.[/quote]
You, sir, appear to be correct. Someone should ground you for life... or something...

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[quote name='Kindom of Goon' date='21 February 2010 - 09:10 AM' timestamp='1266761434' post='2194980']
:smug:

The above makes this the best State of the Alliance yet in my humble opinion.
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Keep in mind who defeated you 5-2 in a friendly just a short while ago :smug:

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