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It is a fundamental principle here on Planet Bob that, when one signs a treaty with a friend, that treaty must be honoured, especially in times of great peril. Indeed, it is when most unjust that such a principle must be upheld. In accordance with the ‘"CRAPwow! You'll be saying wow every time" Treaty’ with RIA, in response to Argent’s attack, we, the members of the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, do solemnly and decisively declare war on Argent.

War having been declared, we shall now rally to our flag, gather our troops, and, to the humming of our War Bongos, ride to war mightily [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T91fyoM4i8]singing[/URL]:

[i]"Oh, Harvey, Harvey
Harvey the Wonder Hamster
He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal
He just runs around on his hamster wheel
Harvey, Harvey
Harvey the Wonder Hamster
Hey, Harvey!"[/i]

And, thirty years from now, when we're sitting around our fireside with our grandchildren on our knees and they ask us, ‘What did you do in the great Second Unjust War,’ we won't have to say, ‘Well... I shoveled !@#$ in Khazaria.’

To war! To war!


Signed,

Chuck Normis ~ CRAP Triumvir/Founder/Hamster Trainer Extraordinaire
Raistandantilus ~ CRAP Triumvir, Pope, Magister Verborum
constapatedape ~ CRAP Triumvir/The walking contradiction of CN
Mydas ~ Minister of War

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