Krack Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) Hi, it's the Aloha alliance, again. You may remember us from last week when we made [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=79484&view=findpost&p=2142074"]TOP surrender[/url]. Or from the epic beating we are delivering to IRON. [center][img]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/richkrack/aloha/wateriron-1.gif[/img][/center] Anyways, we've had some free time lately and I got to thinking. So I was sitting there asking myself, "Self, what is best in life?" The answer? Obviously ... it is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. [center][img]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/richkrack/aloha/alohaconan.png[/img][/center] Now, I know what you're all saying to yourselves - "Aren't there enough enemies in the four alliances Aloha is currently unmercifully pounding the crap out of? Leave some for the rest of us." Taking a quick look around and assessing the situation, there probably are. But have you seen their women? [center][img]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/richkrack/aloha/tornpromweekend.png[/img][/center] Me neither. Enough said about that. But that still doesn't fix our problem. Luckily for us (and unfortunately for them), it has been brought to my attention that TSO and FEAR have made the major mistake of declaring war on the Mushroom Kingdom. It is my hope that they will solve Aloha's existing dilemma. [center][img]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/richkrack/aloha/alohatsowar.png[/img][/center] Now don't go getting excited. As much as I hate to require any effort on the part of my audience, I am going to insist you all take a look at this visual representation of the present situation and realize that at the deli counter we call "Planet Bob", the likelihood of TSO getting its potato salad anytime soon is slim to none. And FEAR is probably not going to get its sliced ham until March, at the earliest (don't worry, it's not leap year). [center][img]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/richkrack/aloha/alohadeli.png[/img][/center] [b]Aloha is now officially at war with TSO and FEAR.[/b] We continue to be officially at war with IRON, TORN, DAWN and TOP. We are unofficially at war with alliances that wear white after Labor Day (watch your back TPF). As always, if you have any questions or require clarification, you can contact Aloha on our IRC channel or by posting on our forums. And if it's an emergency, you can locate someone in TOP, maneuver behind him and look below his waist - the boot you will find wedged there is on my foot and attached to the rest of my body. Krack [i]President of Aloha[/i] Edited February 4, 2010 by Krack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Spectacular declaration. I hope you don't lose your fine footwear up in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Grats guys. Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCRABT Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 You declared on us I hadn't noticed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClockworkOrange Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Nice Declaration Good luck have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Why not just declare on the whole other side and get it over with already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becks For Dinner Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) The more I read your announcements Krack the more I like you. Edited February 4, 2010 by Becks For Dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus Jefferson Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Haha, we're in the back, laughing at misfortune of others. Go get 'em Krack, this is probably the best DoW of this conflict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 [quote name='Arcturus Jefferson' date='04 February 2010 - 10:02 AM' timestamp='1265299379' post='2158903'] Haha, we're in the back, laughing at misfortune of others. Go get 'em Krack, this is probably the best DoW of this conflict. [/quote] But [i]causing[/i] the misfortune of others is so much more fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Nice Work, o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Ha ha, another great DoW. Take these jokers down, FEAR. [Good job on the announcements, seriously though, you're... Krack'ing me up (groan) ]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmutte693 Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) Nice declaration. I lol'ed. Hey, I can wait for March to nuke the bejeezus out of you. Sounds like a plan. PS - bring more tech to the party. I am going to need some to steal. Edited February 4, 2010 by schmutte693 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 When did you guys declare on us? Good luck anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 [quote name='shahenshah' date='04 February 2010 - 02:26 PM' timestamp='1265315192' post='2159274'] When did you guys declare on us? Good luck anyway [/quote] Remember that sharp stinging sensation in the seat of your pants? It was right before that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Great DoW.. I think this may be my favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingHippo Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 o/ Aloha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I wantz mah ham! I'm filing a complaint! Where is your supervisor? Welcome to the FEAR/TSO front, Aloha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 cute dow, see ya in march Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 [quote name='schmutte693' date='04 February 2010 - 02:15 PM' timestamp='1265314531' post='2159254'] Nice declaration. I lol'ed. Hey, I can wait for March to nuke the bejeezus out of you. Sounds like a plan. PS - bring more tech to the party. I am going to need some to steal. [/quote] I'm not going to lie*, coming face to face with the FEAR war machine has me nervous ... [img]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/richkrack/aloha/fearblitzaloha.gif[/img] [size="1"]*And by "I'm not going to lie", I mean "I'm lying."[/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 [quote name='Krack' date='04 February 2010 - 06:31 PM' timestamp='1265329863' post='2159791'] I'm not going to lie*, coming face to face with the FEAR war machine has me nervous ... [img]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/richkrack/aloha/fearblitzaloha.gif[/img] [size="1"]*And by "I'm not going to lie", I mean "I'm lying."[/size] [/quote] Just you wait until I get out of anarchy and my 6 wars expire! No need to stagger me, I don't plan on going to peace mode. > Seriously though, nice propaganda. Still waiting for your blitz though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepiB Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Krack, do you need help finding this?: http://www.cybernations.net/declarewar_form.asp?Nation_ID=189979&bynation=163159 You might have to wait a couple days, this ride is so awesome there's a hell of a line, I hear people are camping out even! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 [quote name='SleepiB' date='04 February 2010 - 09:42 PM' timestamp='1265341340' post='2160186'] Krack, do you need help finding this?: http://www.cybernations.net/declarewar_form.asp?Nation_ID=189979&bynation=163159 You might have to wait a couple days, this ride is so awesome there's a hell of a line, I hear people are camping out even! [/quote] [color="#FF0000"]You cannot declare war on Cogitine because they already have their hands full with numerous (3) other wars. [/color] You appear to be busy. [img]http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/soupnazi.jpg[/img] [b][size="4"]NO KRACK FOR YOU![/size][/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmage of Death Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Can't say i have ever heard of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 [quote name='Archmage of Death' date='04 February 2010 - 10:26 PM' timestamp='1265343991' post='2160238'] Can't say i have ever heard of you. [/quote] No problem. Get in your Delorean, hit 88 miles per hour, and then take a look at the person you are surrendering to. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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