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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, FROM THE DESK OF THE CEO

Forced Buyout

OWRP, PLANET BOB – Jan 28, 2010

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Short and simple; Attacking our allies is not something that we just let go. I don’t know who in their right mind would attack our friends in SF anyway. But, I digress. Carpe Diem, the Corporate Golf Carts of War are rolling their way throughout your nations. The batons of the Corporate Security Force are long and they’re hard. Our “Security” badges are sleek and shiny. Our donuts are fresh, and they’re glazed. It’s time for some fun.

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ONWARD CORPORATE SOLDIERS, ONWARD TO WAR!

Signed,

i “the Generalissimo” Clean, Chief Executive Officer

Kevin McDonald, Chairman

C-Level Officers:

Bungalo Bill, Chief Security Officer

LegendoftheSkies, Chief Communications Officer

ASROCK, Chief Administrative Officer

Obiwan, Chief Finance Officer and Resident Jedi

Board of Directors:

CyberRuler, Colonel

Jon Archer, Director of Developmental Research

Jake997, Director of Human Resources

Hereno, Director of Knowledge

5 Star Playa, Director of Technology

Akeetti, Director of Supply

P.S.: I almost forgot, we hit a milestone today. We are now at 4.20 score. Good work to all involved.

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The definition of irony: When an alliance gets raided, the raider gets declared on as a result, and the new protectorate of the raided alliance ends up declaring on the same side as the raider

(ps this might not actually be the definition of irony)

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It would be pretty hilarious if the allies of NpO destroyed Corporation, thus leaving FoA open for tech raiding again.

I mean, strictly in terms of irony value.

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