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NATO Election Results


King Tom

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At the conclusion of rigorous rounds of debate and voting by our members, I present to you the North Atlantic Treaty Organization's new government:

High Council

High Councilor Augmentum: Pollexter

High Councilor Externus: Iskander

High Councilor Potentia: AtheistRepublican

Ministries

Minister of Commerce: Decius Brutus

Minister of Defense: HAKIM

Minister of Enlistment: BozoDav

Minister of Foreign Affairs: bedeur

Minister of Internal Affairs: dev0win

Justice Department

Chief Justice: Aress

Congratulations to all of our new government!

We also voted on a new war flag, which brings us to a darker turn of events...

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Citizens of Digiterra, we come to you today with some rather sad news. Recently an undisclosed source brought these logs to our attention. The below logs are dated around mid August of 2007:

<Van_Hoo_III> You there?

<Ninja_R> hey, got a SITREP?

<Van_Hoo_III> We are going to DoE in September, NATO was kind enough to oblige us with a protectorate.

<Ninja_R> heh. What a worthless bunch.

<Van_Hoo_III> Yeah, still they are connected and can be valuable.

<Ninja_R> Make sure you are subtle, use discretion. We don't need anyone knowing about this.

<Ninja_R> You there?

<Van_Hoo_III> Yeah sorry, fanclub was calling.

<Ninja_R> Ok, how many members you think you are DoE'ing with

<Van_Hoo_III> around 20, but NATO will be easy to pull from. They have piss poor leadership and are not nearly as sexy as I am.

<Ninja_R> You are a very handsome man.

<Ninja_R> Anyway, once you pull from NATO, merge back into us. This will give us an even more powerful based to take down the opposition with a triple break off flank attack.

<Van_Hoo_III> What's that? Sorry, I was looking in the mirror again.

<Ninja_R> Goddammit.

As you can plainly see, \m/ was hatching schemes along with Van Hoo III to launch a new alliance with the sole goal of recruiting from NATO. I assure you, we are not amused.

As NATO President from 2007, it falls upon my shoulders to make the following announcement: the North Atlantic Treaty Organization hereby declares itself in a state of war with \m/ for launching an alliance with the intention of destroying us on or around September of 2007. Slights against our sovereignty and way of life will not be ignored.

Since \m/ is currently at war with our allies, The Phoenix Federation, which upsets us even more than any failed recruiting attempts in the distant past, we are also enacting the mutual defense clause we hold with TPF in our war declaration with \m/. Since \m/ currently does not have enough targets for us to hit out of peace mode, we are also enacting our MDoAP with TPF and declaring war on GOD.

tl:dr: We are defending our allies in TPF. We love you \m/ and GOD.

Hugs and Kisses,

NATO President from 2007: King Tom

High Councilor Augmentum: Pollexter

High Councilor Externus: Iskander

High Councilor Potentia: AtheistRepublican

Minister of Defense: HAKIM

It case it is not blatantly obvious to anyone, fake logs are fake.

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