lamuella Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 (edited) Official announcement from the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism. By this announcement, we hereby sign a unilateral EODP (Extremely Optional Defense Pact) with the esteemed alliance of The Mafia The Aurea Abdomino Treaty Article 1 DEFENSE: GOONS hereby agrees to defend the Mafia against any threat they may face. As long as it's not too big, or too dangerous, or likely to cause us any problems at all. Basically, if it's a milk run, we'll bandwagon it, but if it requires any potential loss of infra, tech, pride, or minor comfort, we'll be behind you all the way. Many miles behind you, in a bunker, denying we ever knew you. Article 2 CANCELLATION: This treaty has a 72 hour cancellation clause. However, in keeping with the rest of the treaty, this clause is optional. If we cancel the treaty we will continue to consider the idea of defending you for 72 hours. Or maybe 24. Or 6. Unless we're busy. Or cowards. Signed for GOONS: Lazerc: Co-Pilot Lamuella: Member Emeritus Biazt, GOONS council As this is a unilateral treaty, no reciprocal signature is necessary Edited December 2, 2009 by Lamuella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarikmo Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I lol'd, you guys are really awesome. <3 Goons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nada2486 Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 hmmm the Mafia grows more powerful...nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenb Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 lol. awesome treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaticFringe Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 GOONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 This has good drama potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Taylor Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 You are miles ahead of the rest of the CN community, and I for one applaud it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 And by this treaty the Mafia doesn't have to do anything at all, not returning defence. Its like an optional protectorate without any strings attached :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i surge i Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 i love you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unsure Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 This is the best treaty, and I know it will be invoked many times over the course of the future. Many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyman Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 (edited) That there are GOONS you can count on! But seriously, I haven't had a good laugh from the OWF in forever. Edited December 2, 2009 by Heyman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Fantastic move, GOONS. I trust you will duly cancel on the Mafia once our plans to roll them have been cemented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I claim copyright infringement on behalf of the ODN- that's how all our MDPs look :colbert: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I think this treaty is too good for the Mafia. You are truly benevolent GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Congrats to the Mafia on gaining a fine optional treaty partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 As treaty partners, we kindly request that The Mafia unban Lazerc from #themafia Is this how you treat your friends? I mean, I know this is how you treat your friends, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I claim copyright infringement on behalf of the ODN- that's how all our MDPs look:colbert: Oh god, thank you for the first gift of this Xmas season, I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I claim copyright infringement on behalf of the ODN- that's how all our MDPs look:colbert: I think Christmas just came early xD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I think Christmas just came early xD. As did I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Nice one GOONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litha Riddle Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 This treaty is so awesome, it almost got me pregnant. Great work )): GOONS )): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 This treaty is awesome... I claim copyright infringement on behalf of the ODN- that's how all our MDPs look:colbert: This is quite possibly awesomer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I claim copyright infringement on behalf of the ODN- that's how all our MDPs look:colbert: Oh man that's gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 This is great. Awesome move from GOONS here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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