PopeRodger Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 (edited) Preamble The Guru Order and Farkistan found Raving MainyYak’s collection of old tunes and have been grooving to George Harrison and Ravi Shankar, taking a trip of psychedelic properties and discovering that we are all made of the same star dust and have a creamy nougat center. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erLZ-zW9Ti4 Article 1 Sovereignty Moksha is not easily attained. Each alliance recognizes that they must have their own marga to reach enlightenment, and that these margas can't be mixed. Margaritas, on the other hand, can be mixed, so we will have to work hard to not confuse the two. While both will work together to attain the same goals, and may help one another along the way, Farkistan and Guru Order recognize that they aren't the same person, because that'd be Sikh. Article 2 Nonaggression and Espionage Farkistan recognizes that Gurus can be good at this whole enlightenment thing and, while it may be tempting, promises not to copy off of their test paper. Bad karma is bad. Similarly, the Guru Order promises not to steal Farkistan's margaritas. Should either Farkistan or Guru Order bring harm to one another accidentally, they promise to immediately repay 150% of the damages caused, instead of waiting for the next round of Samsara. Patience may be a virtue, but it shouldn't take death to repay debts. Good karma is good. Article 3 Mutual defense While working towards Moksha is normally a peaceful exercise, sometimes the barbarians invade and can break your concentration. Farkistan and Guru Order pledge that if either alliance's villages are being pillaged that the other is bound by Dharma to assist militarily. Neither alliance is bound by Greg, they're just not into that sort of thing. Article 4 Optional offense While acting defensively in the face of barbarians is well and good, sometimes, in order to progress your artha, you must take the initiative. Should either Farkistan or Guru Order feel it necessary to take offensive action, they reserve the option, as members of the Kshatriya, to join one another as brothers in arms, just as Lord Buddha did in order to preserve the peace by vanquishing the evil hordes. Anyway, they're much more violent than him, so don't be surprised if you find them fighting side by side in an offensive manner, too. Article 5 Intelligence and Aid Politics can be confusing, particularly in a realm like Planet Bob. In order to achieve Moksha, sometimes deeper truths must be found so as not to be left in a state of confusion, and it would be inappropriate to withhold these truths from one another. Should Farkistan or Guru Order find one another under the spell of a Maya, they will release one another. In addition to this, if one alliance should find itself in a state of malnourishment due to excessive focus on seeking Moksha, the other alliance will be happy to satisfy their cravings and provide them Kama or Sutra. Just not necessarily both at the same time. Unless one or both are really drunk, and don't talk about it afterward. Article 6 Cancellation Sometimes true enlightenment can only be achieved through private meditation. If either signatory finds the the other's presence to be distracting them from their meditation, then it may be time to part ways and find another quiet place to ply the sitar and contemplate the nature of all creation. 72 hours should be sufficient time to pack the meager belongings and find the trail. Signed in the spirit of peace and harmony For Farkistan: Quadriplegic, Submitter Pope Rodger, Squirrel RavingMainyYak, Speaker of the Council Fluoroalien, Total Fark Council Fireguy15207, Total Fark Council Janquel, Total Fark Council Randomly Jim, Total Fark Council For the Guru Order Elders Council: Mentor Rodger Waldie Blade Rocko Smokey78 Edited July 6, 2009 by Pope Rodger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorkingClassRuler Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Guru Order Congrats to FARK and our former protectorate, much love to both of you and your... er... star dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg314 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Congratulations to both parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 (edited) Congrats guys aqua lovin Edited July 6, 2009 by Heracles the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Congrats guys. Keep on growing and I'm sure this MDoAP will be very useful one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 For the best possible reading experience, I recommend clicking the youtube linky and listen to some scintillating sitar while drinking in the wit and wisdom (or lack of same) this treaty represents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 This is good to see. o/ Farkistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Guru Order Glad we can finally sign this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldestous Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 *wouldestous salutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Waldie Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 yah baby , BEER for everybody !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Congrats to two great alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew The Great Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 guru order you found some cool people o/Fark o/ Guru Order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 nice o/ Guru o/ Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Congratulations, but I for one blame the existence of Article 6. Tsk tsk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Congrats to our friends at Fark on this nice new treaty. o/ Fark o/ Guru Order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokey78 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 (edited) Guru OrderGlad we can finally sign this. I can't agree more. Cheers everybody! Edited July 6, 2009 by smokey78 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentor Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Aqua love everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellAngel Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 You got yourself an awesome ally Guru Order! Congrats to both parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Manbearpig Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Awesome treaty Guru Order. Are you guys seriously unstoppable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diwaza Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Hurray, one of the best things (if not the best) that ever happened to us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadshot Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Congratulations to Fark and Guru Order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mohamads219 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 yah baby , BEER for everybody !!! ya beer B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 GO FARK. I don't want to bother reading through to see if that joke's already been made B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle0100 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 gratz to Fark for a great treaty with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinfat Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Any of you GURU folks find yourself in Farkistan without a place to crash, my couch is ridiculously comfy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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