HHAYD Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) OOC: Any OOC comments are allowed, forum rules still apply. ------------------------- IC: TUO was falling apart after a month of existence. It was having financial troubles and the repeated failures in many of their terrorist missions drained moral of the members, convincing many of them that they are not winning, even though they have large amount of loyal members in the government, military, and law authorities. The most powerful gang in the TUO was the Hello Kitty gang (main source of income: counterfeiting and selling Hello Kitty products and smuggling drugs by using toys), and they were not joking when they announced they were going to leave TUO, including many other gangs. If that wasn't bad enough, the gangs that left TUO demanded that TUO was to pay back the money they donated. TUO obviously refused, and that sparked a new disaster for Great Lakes State, a massive gang war, 27 TUO gangs faces off against 29 former TUO gangs. ----------------------------- In Great Lakes State Legislative Building: "The good news everyone, our money reserves are in the positive. The bad news, we are losing money everyday. I propose a budget plan that..." Suddenly, a GLS senator stood up and opened fired at two other senators using a pistol. The first senator was killed, but the second one dodged the bullet and pulled out a micro UZI and fired back at the enemy senator. Some of guards started firing at the two senators, but soon fired at each other while the other guards who were not involved in the TUO gang war were confused on what to do other than calling the police, which never arrived. ------------------------------- In New City, Federal Police Agency building (FFA): Office workers, police officers, security guards, and SWAT officers were fighting against each other while the neutral people hid to avoid being caught in the crossfire. The military soon arrived, but some of them started shooting at each others and the people who were fighting inside the building, while the neutral military soldiers attempt to stop the fighting. ---------- In the lower part of Michigan, were the concentration of gang members were the highest in the government, gun fights erupted as the neutral law authorities struggled to stop it, without much success. Citizens can even see helicopters, jet fighters, tanks, and patrol ships fighting against each others. --------------------------- President Jake decided to give a speech to calm down the citizens. During the speech: Today, this nation faces a new challenge, dealing with the gangs. However, we should never allow them to dominate and rule this nation with fear, iron, and guns. Instead, we shall challenge them and bring justice to show them not to try to destabilize Great Lakes State and cause bloodshed. We shall never give up, retreat, or back down until our job is done. 30 years ago, we faced against the deadly flu epidemic, the destroyed economy, the GLS Civil War, and we still haven't collapsed. If the- Suddenly, a loud gunshot of a sniper rifle echoed as a .50 caliber bullet tears off President Jake's left leg, sending him tumbling onto the stage from the shock. People screamed as the police officers rushes toward the location where the gunshot was heard and toward the president to assist him while an ambulance is speeding toward the area. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OOC: The last instability RPing for this summer and early fall, so I am going to try to make this one good. Edited July 1, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) A few minutes ago, in abandoned apartment building: "Steady, steady, steady..." whispered a Lighting Thieves field operative as the sniper focuses the scope on the target, the leader of the Hello Kitty gang. "Fire when he gets out of the car." "Alright..." replied the sniper as he begin to zoom in to take a more accurate shot. BANG! "Argh, you idiot! You installed the silencer incorrectly! Who did you hit?!" whispered the operative. "The president, his left leg..." replied the sniper. "You are such an idiot, go go go, the police is going to be here any second!" The picked up their equipments and made a dash for it. While running down the stairs, they both tripped and tumbled through a weathered wooden door into another room. "Who is there?" asked a person armed with a sniper rifle and a pistol. "Um, two people who are in a rush?" replied the field operative "Right, whats that on your back? Looks like a sniper rifle." snorted another person who was armed with an assault rifle. "Its a giant black, mutated lolly pop." replied the sniper. "You two are part of the Lighting Thieves gang, the TUO, aren't you?" asked the person armed with the assault rifle. "And you two are part of the Hello Kitty gang, isn't it?" asked the field operative. "DIE!" screamed the Hello Kitty gangster as he pulls the trigger on the assault rifle, and both of the Lighting Thieves gangsters dive for cover. While the field operative loads his assault rifle, the sniper bolts for the exit, and meets face to face with an old lady. As the Hello Kitty and Lighting Thieves gangsters shoot at each other, the Lighting Thieves sniper flies across the room, screaming from the pain. "How dare you smash my car while parking on the no parking zone!" she screamed. The Hello Kitty gangsters focused their guns on her while the second Lighting Thieves gangster bolts for balcony who was thinking, "Not her again!". "Alright, I got to do the leap of faith." mumbled the field operative as the old lady charges toward the Hello Kitty gangsters while they are reloading and bangs their head together repeatedly. The field operative jumped off the balcony while screaming, "JESUS! SAVE ME!" and lands on the road. "Thank you!" thought the field operative, and moments later, he was flatten by a speeding ambulance and flatten again repeatedly by several police cars and an armored SWAT van... Edited June 11, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) GLS National News Report: It appears that the infamous TUO (The United Organization) is starting to fall apart after one month of existence. Intel from the government believes that about half of TUO's gangs have left, and then demanded their donation money back. TUO refused, and the conflict heated up into a full-scale war, resulting in a major blow to a recovering nation. TUO originally had large amount of loyal members in the government, military, and law enforcement. However, after TUO split in half, some of the former-TUO members in the government, under orders by their gangs, attacked the TUO members. One case was in the Legislative building, when a senator opened fire at two other senators. One of them was killed, but the other one pulled out his gun and fired back. The guards also started shooting at each other, and the police never arrived since they were tied up with their own problems. A total of 40 people were killed and 89 injured. Another case was the Federal Police Agency (FPA), where office workers, police officers, security guards, and SWAT officers fired at each other, with some of the neutral ones taking cover to avoid being caught in the crossfire. The military arrived, but it only amplified the fighting when some of the soldiers took sides. The fighting is still continuing, with the amount of people killed nearing 100. President Jake was also fatally wounded after his left leg got blasted off from a sniper fire during his speech. The police went to investigate the suspected location of the sniper, an abandoned apartment. The police found a traumatized sniper, two unconscious people who were armed with an assault rifle and a sniper rifle, and a person (who was confirmed of being flattened repeatedly to death) lying on the road. Worse, some of the rival gang members in the military used jet fighters, tanks, military helicopters, and patrol boats in fighting against their enemies. The entire nation is placed at DEFCON 1, and all of the emergency laws, including the 6:00 PM curfew and the three people per meeting laws are enacted. All public buildings are closed except for hospitals and law enforcement agencies. Edited June 11, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) In Kirby Hospital, 11:00 PM: Two people sneaked into the hospital and rode the elevator up to floor 30, dressed up as doctors, with one goal, kill the president and get the heck out of here. After the elevator stopped, they entered the dark hallway, knowing there are soldiers in one of the rooms, guarding the president. They looked around for Room 901 after bribing a yesterday doctor to tell which room the president was in, and found it. "Bingo, whats the plan?" silently asked the first agent. "We can either bust in with our guns blazing, or we can fill the room with toxic gas. Your choice." whispered the second agent. Suddenly, the door opened, and both of them dove behind a vending machine as a soldier left the room. The soldier walked up the the machine and pondered what drink to buy. Remembering that it is dangerous to tip a vending machine over, the second agent pushed the vending machine over, toppling it onto the helpless soldier. Crunch "W-T-F is that noise?" another soldier asked as he stuck his head out to see what is going on. He received a bullet in his head a split second later as his answer. "That works." whispered the first agent as both of them entered the dark hospital room with their night vision on. The moment they entered the room, the door suddenly slammed closed and the president was right behind them. WHAM! "Ouch..." mumbled the first agent when was kicked and sent flying into the window. The second agent didn't fare much better, he was punched in the private part and collapsed onto the flooring, moaning in pain. The first agent got up and tried to fight, but was punched so hard into the reinforced "unbreakable" window that it shattered. "Think you can kill me? Guess again." hissed President Jake as he hobbled and stomped on the second agent's private part while holding onto the desk for support, causing him to howl in pain. The first agent tried to charge with a knife in his hand, and was tripped and sent sprawling onto the bed. "Good night ya (insert cuss word), enjoy your fall." hissed President Jake as he unlocks the bed's wheel lock, and pushed it hard toward the window while the first agent attempted to get off the bed, which failed. The impact was so hard that the bed tipped forward and sent the first agent flying through the shattered window and plummeted 30 floors before splattering onto the sidewalk and spraying bits of blood in front of a police officer who was eating donuts. "My donuts, now they are stained with blood." cried the police officer, who was somehow unaware of the dead body in front of him as he drove off to get more donuts. "Oh, and remember to wear cups in your next mission, if there are any future missions for you..." advised President Jake. Edited June 11, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 "Take out that truck driver and get out of the warehouse." crackled the radio. "Target located" Bomb' O gang sniper focus his scope on the truck driver, who was driving a truck loaded with cocaine working for the Hello Kitty gang. Suddenly, a police helicopter with two machine gunners flew through the firing line as the sniper pulls the trigger. He ended up sniping one of the machine gunner's rear end, and the pilot noticed him. "You are about to experience pain on a whole new level!" shouted the pilot who was using a megaphone. "What the heck just happened?" crackled the radio. "Some stupid cop chopper flew across the firing line the moment I fired, and I ended up sniping one of thee machine gunners' rear end." replied the sniper. "(insert cuss word) you! You should have shot the pilot and that would have bought you more time!" screamed the radio. The sniper entered the street as several police cars were speeding toward him. They obviously knew he was the one because he was carrying a sniper rifle. Desperate, the sniper smashed a parking car's window, unlocked it, and got in. He drove away, hoping to lose the police (which wasn't going to happen anytime soon because there were already two helicopters trailing him). As he approached the train tracks, the car suddenly locked up as a train was speeding toward him. It appeared that the car owner noticed the car was missing and called the security company to lockup the car so they can locate it and to make sure the carjacker doesn't get away with it. "(insert cuss word) you remote lockup system..." cursed the sniper as he jumps out of the broken car window, a few seconds before the train smashes into it. The car exploded from the impact, spraying derbies everywhere. "Put your hands up so you won't die!" ordered the police officer. Knowing he was defeated, he put his hands up, and was hit in the head (and instantly killed) by a flaming chunk of metal from the explosion. "Instead of saying that, why not just say, "Put your hands up so you won't get shot in the private part?"" advised another police officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Hello Kitty Mission: Landing chopper. -------------------------- 3:09 PM: Unit commander: "Alright men, we are going to land on roof and storm in. The meeting room is right beneath the landing spot, so it should be easy to capture lots of their leaders. Helicopter 24th and 30th are going to land after we secure the area." Pilot: Landing in 10 seconds, prepare for drop off. Helicopter lands Unit commander: "Go go go!" 15 soldiers pour out of the helicopter, including the commander while the two other helicopters also begin to land. Unit commander: "On the count of three, one, two, three, storm!" 15 soldiers and the commander smash down the doors and storm in while another 20 soldiers are landing. -------------------------------------- In the building, an abandoned hospital: TUO guard 1: "You hear that noise?" TUO guard 2: "I don't care, probably one of the representatives that are late." Door busts down and Hello Kitty gang soldiers storm in with their guns blazing TUO guard 2: "Doesn't look like they are escorting the late representatives." TUO guard 1: "Obviously not." Both guards and the other TUO guards open fire --------------------------------------------- Unit commander: "Retreat! We are outnumbered!" Soldier 1: "I warned you that 45 soldiers are not going to complete a mission when there are about 1,000 enemy armed guards on duty!" Unit commander: "Shut up." Soldier 2: "Helicopters! They brought in the attack helicopters!" TUO helicopters activates their mini guns and missile launchers, reducing most of the remaining Hello Kitty soldiers to bits of gore or ashes while the survivors hop onto their last helicopter that hasn't been destroyed. The helicopter takes off, leaving the unit commander behind. -------------------------------------------- In one of the TUO helicopters: "IMA CHOP YOU OFF THE BUILDING!" yelled the pilot as he tilts his attack helicopter forward and attempts to chop the ditched enemy unit commander who was hiding behind a stack of concrete bricks. "You idiot! DON'T!" screamed Henry the co-pilot. Helicopter blades shatter from hitting the stack of concrete bricks too much and the helicopter begin to take a long dive downward. "NOO! YOU STUPID HELICOPTER BLADES FAILED ME!" cried the pilot. "You really think some flimsy aluminum blades can cut through stacks of concrete bricks without shattering? Anyways, I am outta here." sighed Henry as he bails out and grabbing a backpack. "Why won't this parachute pack work?" he wondered as he tries to pull the string. "What the heck is in here anyways?" Henry opens the pack and dozens of condoms spill out "OMFG! WTF?! I grabbed a backpack full of condoms?!" Henry splatters on the ground while condoms shower him, and then the falling helicopter smashes on top of him. Helicopter pilot climbs out a few minutes later. "I am still alive! I am invincible! Yeeeaaahhhh!" Smashed helicopter explodes, sending the pilot flying in a tree head first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 GLS National News Report: Another assassination attempt on President Jake took place last night in Kirby Hospital, shortly before midnight. The two soldiers that were guarding him were killed, but the two assassins were attacked by President Jake. One of the assassins was found lying on the street, killed from falling 30 floors. The other one had to go to the emergency room for a surgery on his private part after being beaten up by President Jake. The fighting in the FPA building finally ended, with 389 people dead, including civilians. Another major fighting took place on Mackinac Bridge which connected the lower and upper half of Great Lakes State. 5,109 people were killed and another 6,782 injured, including civilians. TUO also attempted to take over the downtown area of New City, which was instantly defeated by the government forces and their rivals. One of our interviewers interviewed the leaders of the TUO and their rivals (all of them were wearing masks). It seemed that all of TUO's rivals wanted to force TUO to pay them the donated money back, and the TUO wanted to take down the government while also taking down their rivals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 OOC: Oh, this is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) TUO Mission: Operation Disappear: "We kidnap President Jake's son and will hold a ransom for it. Understand?" "Yes sir." "Now go before a guard notices something odd!" ------------------------- In the forest: Operative one: "Where is that kid?" Operative two: "All I know is he likes to hike in the forest." Operative one: "I think I see him." Operative two: "Good, get the dart gun ready." Robert, President Jake's son, continues to walk on the trail, not noticing something odd is going on. Operative two: "FIRE!" Operative one fires the dart gun, while pointing it in reverse and puts himself to sleep. Operative two facepalm Robert: "Lol, you guys fail. Try to kidnap me after you learn how to shoot a dart gun correctly. Bye." OOC: Keep out an eye for the next update on the Operation Disappear. Edited June 12, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) The next day, in a park: Operative one: "Are you sure this plan is going to work?" Operative two: "Duh, and you don't get to decide since you ruined our plans yesterday by shooting yourself with the dart gun." Operative one: "I don't think it is going to work..." Both operatives continue to sit in their van that was marked, "FREE CANDY!" and soon, a little kid shows up. Operative one: "Not him." Little kid: "I want candy!" Operative two: "GTFO! No candy for you!" Little kid: "But it says free candy!" Operative one: "We only give candies to people who we want to give to." Little kid: "Scammers!" The kid karate kicks the van, bashing out the side door and setting off the alarm. Operative two: "THAT DOES IT! COME BACK HERE FOR YOUR SPANKING!" The kid punches operative two in the face, sending him skidding on the concrete 5 meters. Operative one: "Hands up or else!" Operative one leans out of the opened side window, pulls out his pistol and aims it at the kid. Little kid: "Your shoelace is untied." Operative one: "What?" Operative one looks down to see if his shoelace is untied, and gets yanked out of the van and stomped on. The kid then walks away. Operative two: I hate kids... ------------------- Two hours later: Operative one: "My stomach hurts..." Operative two: "Shut up, my head feels like if someone falcon punched me in the face." Operative one: "Look! Our target is here, Robert." Robert: "Hey, nice van, did a kid bash out the door for your guys? I heard someone was bragging about how he owned two adults." Operative two: "You don't get to shoot him with the dart gun today." Operative one: "Aww, why not?" Operative two: "Remember yesterday?" Operative two leans out of the van and starts shooting at Robert. However, Robert dodges all of the darts... Robert: "Nice aim, try improving your accuracy at the kiddie shooting range 5 blocks down." Operative one: "Lets do this!" Both operatives jump out of the van and chases after Robert. Robert: "Catch me if you can!" Operative two: "Oh we will!" ------------------- A few minutes later: Robert was still running, but the two operatives weren't doing so well. They were out of breath and had trouble keeping up. To make the mater worse, operative one hates the outdoors and operative two hasn't ran since two months ago. "Screw this!" screamed operative two as he reloads his dart gun and fires again. This time, it actually hits Robert, in the rear end. "Oh you little (insert cuss word) cheaters!" screamed Robert as he collapsed onto the ground. "Alright, now we have to carry him how far?" asked operative one. "About a mile, geez, he is heavy for a 14 year old kid." replied operative two. "That is because he is basically pure muscle, look at him." groaned operative one. "Great, carrying something that weights 150 pounds over 1 mile on a very hilly terrain is going to be fun..." ----------------------- The next day: "He is waking up." said operative one. "Good, I am going to go to town and write a ransom letter to the government. You keep him entertained, remember the orders?" replied operative two. "Yeah yeah, no harming the hostage unless if the hostage tries to escape." snorted operative one. Operative two then left the building, leaving operative one and Robert in the building. "I am bored, want to play?" asked Robert. "What is the game? Breakfast is almost ready." replied operative one. "Its called, Stick a hot potato down someone's shirt" chuckled Robert as he grabs a scalding hot potato with his bare hands, shoved it down operative one's shirt, and mashed it onto the operative one's skin with a firm kick. "ARGH! YOU LITTLE EVIL DEVIL! YOU ARE SO GOING TO PAY FOR THIS! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed operative one as he jumps into a large pot of dirty dish water to stop the burning. "You know, I sort of want to stay here." said Robert. Edited June 12, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) "Just WTF happened?" demanded operative two as he presses a bandage onto operative one's burnt back. "He picked up a scalding hot potato, stuck it down my shirt, and mashed it by kicking at it." groaned operative one. "I didn't do anything, we were just playing around." said Robert. "HOW DO YOU CALL MASHING HOT POTATOES ONTO PEOPLE'S BACK IS A GAME?" roared operative one. "I am a sadist, got an issue?" replied Robert. "I could have sworn we kidnapped the wrong kid." mumbled operative one. "It is him, I have seen him lots of time before, but never seen him being a sadist." replied operative two. "I'm bored." mumbled Robert. "Shut up." replied operative one. "Make me!" shouted Robert. "So, any response from your ransom?" asked operative one. "I sent a ransom to the president demanding $10 million in exchange for his son. President Jake responded back and his message told me to pay him the $10 million ransom in exchange of giving his son back, I find it odd though." replied operative two. "I never heard of someone who sent a ransom to the kidnappers before. He has to be (insert cuss word) insane." said operative one. "Can I play with THIS?" asked Robert while picking up a knife. "Or his son is ultra annoying and scary..." replied operative two. Edited June 12, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) GLS National News Report: GLS military have launched an attack on TUO and Hello Kitty's HQ after the SIA (Secret Intelligence Agency) discovered the locations. Both TUO and Hello Kitty gangs had tried bringing in reinforcements, but those reinforcements were defeated quickly. Moe news will arrive. -------------------------------------- In TUO's HQ: "Um, there is a fire in the kitchen, and you know how dangerous that could be sir." reported a security guard. "Just put out the freaking fire." replied the annoyed captain. A few minutes later: "Are you sure it would work?" asked Bob the TUO sniper. "Duh, it is a win win. We toss two fire extinguishers in and they would put out the fire while we can continue shooting. Lets go." replied the security guard as he throws two chemical fire extinguishers into the fire and they both ran off. "How did you put out the fire that quick?" asked the captain. "Oh we tossed two fire extinguishers in the fire. They should put out the fire fine." replied the security guard. "YOU IDIOTS! THAT WOULD BE SUICIDAL!" roared the captain. "How?" asked the security guard. The security guard got his answer when the fire extinguishers exploded, sending debris and unlucky people flying everywhere... ------------------------------------------------------------- In an abandoned building, Operation Disappear: "Any response from the HQ?" asked the operative one. "No, because it is under attack right now." replied operative two. "Great, now I am going to have to wear a body armor and a helment while sleeping. If I die, its all your fault. Understood?" said operative one. "Nah, just tie him up and we will be fine." replied operative two. "When is dinner?" asked Robert. "Your dinner is a pile of ropes if you don't behave." replied operative one. Edited June 12, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 (edited) At night: "Ha, now you can't hurt us." snickered operative one as he finishes tying Robert to a chair. "Don't let the bedbugs slice you." replied Robert as operative one left the room and slammed the door shut. "Tied up all good?" asked operative two. "Indeed, I don't expect him to able to break the ropes." replied operative one. ------------------------------- A few hours later: Well, Robert noticed that the chair wasn't bounded down the moment operative one left the room a few hours ago, and he took advantage of that by standing up and cutting the ropes by rubbing it against a sharp part of the concrete wall. After slicing the ropes through, he opened door and wondered who to pester tonight. The person who tied him up... ----------------------------- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "WTF was that?" groaned operative two as he woke up from the scream. At first he thought some woman was shrieking at something, but then he realized it was his partner. He got up and ran to his partner's room and opened door. To his surprise, Robert had tied up operative one and was preparing to cut his hair with an axe. "HOLY CRAP! DROP THAT AXE NOW!" screamed operative two. "Poor choice of words." replied Robert as he drops the axe, slicing a chunk of operative one's hair off. "JUST GET RID OF HIM NOW!!" screamed operative one. "Give me a minute." replied operative two as he drags Robert back in his "bedroom", and tied Robert to a metal pipe. He then went back into his buddy's room and said, "Just a few more days, okay?" while trying to untie the ropes. "A FEW MORE DAYS?! THAT KID NEARLY KILLED ME!" roared operative one. "Don't worry, you won't get hurt tomorrow. I will tell him behave." said operative two. "You don't understand do you?" replied operative one. "I do, like I said, you won't get hurt tomorrow." said operative two. Edited June 13, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 (edited) Next day, June 12th: Operative one entered Robert's "bedroom" to deliver his breakfast while operative two left to check the mail to see if the president have decided to pay the ransom. "Your breakfast is ready." said operative one. Robert kicked at the breakfast tray, and sent the hot meal into the operative one's face. "YOU BLASTED IDIOT!" screeched operative one as he dashed out of the room to get the scalding hot food off. "Owned, once again." chuckled Robert. Operative one came back after several minutes later, armed with a whip. "You are going to pay..." mumbled operative one as he whips Robert. "Nice try." replied Robert as he catches the whip with his hands and tugs it, sending operative one tumbling onto a pile of barbed wires. Moaning in pain, operative one left the room. After an hour of waiting he came back, with a shotgun. "Alright, I am going to kill you right now so I don't go insane." said operative one. "Your shoe is untied." said Robert. "What?" asked operative one as he looks down. He was kicked in the head, and then in the private part and was sent tumbling onto the floor while operative two entered the room. "What the heck is going on?" asked operative two. "He was going to blast me with a shotgun, self defense." replied Robert. "We need to talk..." said operative one while exiting the room. Operative two followed while closing the door. "WE NEED TO GET RID OF THAT KID NOW! If we keep him here any longer, I will have to go to an mental hospital!!! In fact, you said he would not hurt me, and he did! Look what he done to my face and my chest!" yelled operative one while pulling up his shirt, showing cut marks, bruises, and bandages all over on it. "We struck a deal with the president. We will pay him $5 million in return sending his son back." replied operative two. "Are you serious?" asked operative one. "Yep, I am." replied operative two. ------------------------------------------------------------ Notes sent during the hostage: June 10th: From two desperate men, to President Jake: We have kidnapped your child, Robert, and in order to see him alive again, we are demanding a $10 million ransom. Leave the cash or your response in the park, behind the giant three trees in that wooden box. Do not try to pull any tricks on us. -- From President Jake, to two desperate men, June 11th: I am sorry, but your demands are too high. Instead, I propose that you pay me $5 million in ransom in order to return my son back. I think you will understand why. -- June 12th: From two desperate men, to President Jake: Alright, we will return him. Where should we meet? -- June 12th: From President Jake, to two desperate men: Leave all of the cash in a giant box and mail it to the address listed below. Meet me in the President House at midnight, I will instruct the guards to let your through, but they will still check if you brought any weapons. Do not alert my guards inside the house, since they all dislike him. They have been driven half-insane by my child and one of them was sent to a mental hospital for extreme paranoia, post traumatic stress disorder, and insanity treatments. ---------------------------------------- OOC: Any OOC comments is welcomed (except spams, flaming, and any other comments that break the rules). Please give me advices on how to improve my RPing. Edited June 14, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 TUO mission: Driller night! "We are going to rob Bank of America tonight. We are going to sneak into an insurance office that is right next to the bank, and drill into their underground safe from the basement. After disabling the alarms from the inside, we take all of money, and leave the bank through the insurance office. There is nothing that is separating the insurance office and the bank, other than concrete and dirt." -------------------------- Hello Kitty gang: "Alright men, the stupid TUO returned the kid to the president for $5 million. We are going to kidnap Robert, the president's son and hold him a ransom for $20 million." "Why did the TUO do that?" "I don't know." ------------ OOC: I think all of you know what is going to happen to the Hello Kitty gang kidnappers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 (edited) The bank robbery, 11:00 PM: 21 unknown figures in black camouflages sneaked through the dark alleys. When they reached their destination, they picked locked the backdoor of an insurance office, and silently sneaked in. After reaching the basement, they all laid out their tools and tape measured the wall. After that, they started drilling. Several minutes later: "Keep on drilling! We are almost there!" shouted the captain while the 20 members were busy drilling through the wall. They had brought in blow torches, 30 pound sledgehammers, 60 cm long drillers (silenced with towels), shovels, duffel bags, and of course, shotguns and assault rifles. Everything was going perfectly well, they had mathematically calculated the area on where to drill and then smash it down since it would take too long to drill through entire wall. "We are done sir!" reported one of the drillers. "Good, now lets knock down the wall." replied the captain. Five of the drillers picked up the sledgehammers, and with an nod from the captain, they swung the hammers into the wall perfectly. The concrete and plaster shattered and pieces of it fell out. While all of them were smiling, a loud gurgle was heard, and a burst of sewage water blasted through the hole they created. "Oh (insert cuss word)..." was the only thing they all said before being engulfed into the deluge of smelly and nasty sewage they created. ----- It turned out that they hit the main sewage line. Even though they did all of their homework on researching the bank and creating the plans for two months straight, they neglected to contact the sanitation department to check out where were the sewage pipes were located. Edited June 15, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 OOC: Hm, I wonder if I can participate in this RP, in some way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 OOC: I'm sure you're welcome to. HHAYD, I'm still waiting for that news report on the tied-up police officers... And the Robert storyline sounds like O. Henry's The Ransom of Red Chief... one of his better ones, if you ask me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 OOC: I'm sure you're welcome to. HHAYD, I'm still waiting for that news report on the tied-up police officers... And the Robert storyline sounds like O. Henry's The Ransom of Red Chief... one of his better ones, if you ask me... OOC: Never heard of that, let me look that up in one of my old literature books. Anyways, what you asked for: -------------- GLS National News Report: Five police officers were found tied up in front of Detroit's Central police station, the very same area were the TUO members were reported harassing and sniping the military and the police. There was a noted attached on the police captain, saying that two or more of them were part of the TUO. Police denied any involvement with the TUO after a brief investigating from the FPA reported that the majority of the police force and the local military were part of the TUO. The five tied up police officers were interrogated, and one of them said most of the police force was part of the TUO, but the FPA choose not to release the person's ID. Massive outrage was sparked in the city as thousands of residents begun protesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) TUO Mission: Driller Night! It appeared that the mission would be more correctly called, "Drowning Night!", since the basement was rapidly filling up with sewage. Unknown to the operatives, the insurance office's crappy and cheap silent alarm was set off by the rapidly rising sewage. One of the operatives managed to swim out of the deluge and exit the building... ---------- Squad police car 153#: Radio: "An alarm has gone off in the Blue Insurance office on Farn Avenue, 3451." Police officer one: Confirmed Police officer two: That office again? Last time someone tried to break in and ended up electrocuting herself. Police officer one: Well, not that much of a problem, we are just two blocks away from that office... Police car's backseat door opens and a sewage covered person hops in Unknown person: HIT IT! GO! Mission aborted! Both police officers stare at each other and drives a few blocks while trying to avoid vomiting from the smell and laughing, and then abruptly stop and handcuff their unexpected passenger while one of the officers was wearing gloves and had a nose plug Police officer one: Sir, it appears that someone broke into the office and is sitting in our police car right now, handcuffed. But he is soaked with nasty sewage." Radio: "Get your rear end here now! Some bunch of boozes broke the main sewage line and now they are drowning!" Police officer two: Wasn't there a sewage pipe between the insurance office and the bank? Unknown person: What?! Police officer one: There is one. Looks like someone got splattered... ------------ It later turned out that the person who hopped into the police car lost his glasses, and had a very poor eyesight. As a result, he mistaken the police car as one of their getaway cars... Edited June 16, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 OOC: Never heard of that, let me look that up in one of my old literature books.Anyways, what you asked for: -------------- GLS National News Report: Five police officers were found tied up in front of Detroit's Central police station, the very same area were the TUO members were reported harassing and sniping the military and the police. There was a noted attached on the police captain, saying that two or more of them were part of the TUO. Police denied any involvement with the TUO after a brief investigating from the FPA reported that the majority of the police force and the local military were part of the TUO. The five tied up police officers were interrogated, and one of them said most of the police force was part of the TUO, but the FPA choose not to release the person's ID. Massive outrage was sparked in the city as thousands of residents begun protesting. OOC: Nice...I like it! And I think you'd like the story, too. TUO Mission: Driller Night!It appeared that the mission would be more correctly called, "Drowning Night!", since the basement was rapidly filling up with sewage. Unknown to the operatives, the insurance office's crappy and cheap silent alarm was set off by the rapidly rising sewage. One of the operatives managed to swim out of the deluge and exit the building... ---------- Squad police car 153#: Radio: "An alarm has gone off in the Blue Insurance office on Farn Avenue, 3451." Police officer one: Confirmed Police officer two: That office again? Last time someone tried to break in and ended up electrocuting herself. Police officer one: Well, not that much of a problem, we are just two blocks away from that office... Police car's backseat door opens and a sewage covered person hops in Unknown person: HIT IT! GO! Mission aborted! Both police officers stare at each other and drives a few blocks while trying to avoid vomiting from the smell and laughing, and then abruptly stop and handcuff their unexpected passenger while one of the officers was wearing gloves and had a nose plug Police officer one: Sir, it appears that someone broke into the office and is sitting in our police car right now, handcuffed. But he is soaked with nasty sewage." Radio: "Get your rear end here now! Some bunch of boozes broke the main sewage line and now they are drowning!" Police officer two: Wasn't there a sewage pipe between the insurance office and the bank? Unknown person: What?! Police officer one: There is one. Looks like someone got splattered... ------------ It later turned out that the person who hopped into the police car lost his glasses, and had a very poor eyesight. As a result, he mistaken the police car as one of their getaway cars... OOC: Oopsie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) TUO HQ: The GLS law authorities and the military finally fought their way in after two days of fighting. Some of the surviving TUO members fought on, but many others attempted to escape. What the law authorities and the military did not expect was a swarm of 50 cars bursting out of the building, including 3 tanks. The TUO tanks were blown up quickly and the cars were fired at, but the surviving 19 cars that made it out of the shooting continue to try to fled. 30 local, state, and federal police cars chased after the gang cars. ------ The car last in the line Driver (Kevien): "Do we have any weapons?" Passenger (Bob: "Yep, no need to worry." Police helicopter bull horn: "PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL FLATTEN YOUR TIRES!" Bob opens the window and dumps out the thumbtacks, resulting in several police cars' tires being blown, and sent 10 police cars skidding everywhere, causing the other police cars to crash into their buddies. Kevien: Ugh, more police cars. Bob: No problem. Bob digs around in the car, and finds a still smelly bag of dog poo Bob: Oh they are going to love this... Police car's bull horn: "Pull over or it will get messy for you!" Bob opens the bag of dog poo and throws at a police car, causing the driver to unable to see and panic and smash into several other police cars. Kevien: Heh, I doubt they are going to shoot at us. $100 says they aren't going to. Bob: 100 ham sandwiches say they are going to. Police officers open fire at them Bob: You lost. Kevien: Did not. You see, this car is still driving fine. Rear car tires get blown off by the police officer's machine gun fires and the car skids around out of control. Bob: Now is it? ------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Kitty gang mission: Disease hostage Goal: Capture the Center of Disease Control and Prevention (CDCP) and the Military Disease Engineering and Storage facility. Then threaten to release all of the hazardous diseases, such as the Great Lakes Killer Flu (a disease that lead to the destruction of the nation), Diberian Zombie Virus, and Rage Parasite (small outbreak occurred in the nation, but was stopped before it got worse). Then demand $100 million ransom to avoid having to release all of the diseases. Progress: Just started... Edited June 17, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) In the CDCP: The gang members broke in successfully through the sewage system. The entire building was under their control, but things got wary when the law authorities arrived almost instantly. Half of the gang was killed before being forced to retreat into an non-airborne disease testing room and lock themselves in. In it was hundreds of animals that were either healthy, or dying. Of course, all of the animal glass boxes were marked with warning labels. "Something tells me we are going to get killed..." said one of the members. "We won't die, we aren't that stupid in busting those lab testing boxes." replied the annoyed group commander. ------------------------------------ "Look at this cute doggy! I wanna pet her!" exclaimed one of the Hello Kitty gang members as he opens one of the glass boxes after wandering away from the group. However, he clearly ignored the warning label that said, "Dogs infected with Rage Parasites. Do not open unless if you have all of the safety equipments on and are locked in the enclosed lab testing room. The infected dogs are extremely violent and will kill! Infection is spread by biting!" and with a bio hazard symbol right next to the open/close button. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! --------------------------------------------- "WTF just happened?" asked the group commander. "(insert cuss word)! Someoe let out the dogs! Kill them!" screamed a Hello Kitty soldier when he noticed a swarm of dogs charging toward them. The gun fires shredded most of the infected dogs, but some of them jumped onto the Hello Kitty soldiers and started biting ferociously. Another one came charging at them, but this one was way too fast for them to shoot. It jumped onto the group commander and ripped out almost all of the throat parts except for the spine with one bite, killing him. Another of the soldiers threw a grenade, he was bit and his private part was torn off by an infected dog while throwing the grenade, so the grenade ended up landing in the middle of the group. BOOM! A few minutes later, the door that lead into the room was forcefully opened and several GLS soldiers in hazlmat suits entered, only finding that all of the Hello Kitty gang members dead, including the infected dogs. While the soldiers were busy picking up the dead bodies and scanning the room to look for any animals that were let out or any gang members that were hiding, a tiny puppy in the beginning stages of the Rage Parasite infection sneaked past the soldiers and miraculously exited the building... Edited June 17, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 OOC: Oh no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 (edited) OOC: Oh no... OOC: You should have saved that for later. ----------- IC: Highway 64 Kevien's car continue to skid around and then crashes into the highway barricade Kevien: Alright, we need a new car. Kevien and Bob bails out of their car and hops over the barricade onto the other side. Kevien smashes another person's car window open. Kevien: IMA STEAL YOUR NICE CAR! Bob drags the driver out of the car and unlocks it. Both of them hops in. Bob: GO! GO! GO! Kevien starts driving the car, and got onto the other side of the highway by using the car owner as a ramp, flatting the person. Bob: Oh, fireworks. Fun, fun... ----------------------- Police helicopter pilot: I think we are going to get shot down soon. Co-pilot: Nah, we aren't going to get shot down anytime soon, they haven't noticed us... Fireworks explode right in front of the helicopter and causes the helicopter to be thrown off balance. Pilot: (insert cuss word)! My eyes! I can't see! Co-pilot: Mayday! Mayday! We are going down, and we can't (insert cuss word) see thanks to the fireworks! Pilot: Bailing out! Pilot and co-pilot jumps out of the falling helicopter ------------------------------------------------------- Bob: BOOM! HEADSHOT! Kevien: Did you just shoot down a helicopter? Bob: Yeah. Why are you asking? Kevien: There is a burning helicopter flying toward us, without a pilot. Police helicopter tumbles onto the highway right in front of them Bob and Kevien: OH (insert cuss word)! Car crashes head on into the helicopter. Edited June 18, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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