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Official Announcement from the Liquor Cabinet

We are only but a week into this shameless Sponge ego trip and the Liquor Cabinet has already passed a significant milestone. Through barely any effort at all, we have achieved 500K NS. Some may see this as an insignificant step, but I would state that those who look down on such achievements can suck it.

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Come by and celebrate in #tlc or at our forums at http://theliquorcabinet.assimilator.org/forum/

We will supply the booze, you bring the appetizers and women.

Stripper pole will be provided, assuming Hannah is done greasing it for her 10:00 show.

/s/

Electron Sponge, Director

HannaH, Deputy Director

RandomInterrupt, Theodore Roosevelt

Fupresti, Minister of Internal Affairs

KungFuGeek, Minister of Finance

ChunkyMonkey, Minister of Foreign Affairs

KingPenchuk, Minister of War

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I will forever love you for the government position. You know which one I'm talking about.

Edit: Well that's an eerie coincidence of timing above me :P

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Excellent milestones, tLC. You've got some qualified people filling your ministry roles, though I was half expecting your departments to be named after varieties of liquor.

We figures we would get a little settled until we went off the deep end. I suggested naming the battalions after Bartles and Jaymes flavors and I almost got kicked out of the alliance.

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We considered it but nah :P.

What can I say, I'm a sucker for a good gimmick. :(

We figures we would get a little settled until we went off the deep end. I suggested naming the battalions after Bartles and Jaymes flavors and I almost got kicked out of the alliance.

Nice but not up to par with the Assington Ale battalion.

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