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Hyperion321

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Another parody song for lulz. Please keep it clean and no trolling. Rebuttals from the other side are most welcome.

Space Pacificans by The Lonely Spartan (set to the tune of

)

Reach for the stars!

You stand in a distant color

skyline of red nations

Dilber and Francoism

You were winning!

Welcome to your retribution

Great war 5 or 6

We can't decide on a number

CN wiki lies to us every time

Believe in yourself!

Vlad will say you won next year anyway

Every single Pacifican nation

needs a thorough IP check

Vox always gets in anyway

mission accomplished!

Pacificans live in Francograd

they all have junior sweets

but FAN steals all their cash

so they keep their $@! out of the tech forums

You were the best in the world!

Brace yourself for cold hard reality

You're in mother f---in' Great war seven!

Let it be known by every nation

your taxes will suck for months

people started first strike nuking

now environments are insufficient

They can't really enforce their doctrines

as they are getting smashed

just one of the many problems

with pissing off half of the known world

Attention all Pacificans. There were some minor treaty web adjustments.

Continuum! Just totally cancelled!

Echelon! Just totally cancelled!

TPF! just totally un-cancelled!

And all other allies are neutral!

Welcome to Great war thirteen

Admin's servers just crapped out

And someone who will not be named

Just totally rolled the hard six

As you defend your nations

I hope you learn your lesson

And as you stare death in the face I know your sins will take you to hell.

You did it 'cause you could

you're done

But there ain't no villain that could take your spot oh no

Link to the other parody song I posted, "I'm on NPO"

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