bigwoody Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 TORN Declaration of War I am not a man of many words. OV messed with us, we got mad, then we made attempts for peace. Sethb admits his involvement, and Impero even offers him up for expulsion and ZI, then retracted the offer. Even an offer to settle for one round of war with Sethb was rejected. You wanted war, and TORN stands together. /s/ bigwoody, Emperor of TORN, Chef de Cuisine of Cold Revenge, Climber of Rocks, Lover of Pixels, Pitchman of Useful As Seen on TV Products, and !@#$@#$ Delicious His Royal Thickness, Regent, Thickführer, A Chisel His Sky Torn, Master of Azns, Lord of Toph, Prophet of DeLay, Defender of Coups, Shadow Lord of Hosts, Tuxedo Mask. Also, His Mighty and Excellent Highness the Emperor Choop of Cornelius, Bringer of Justice, Pain, and Truth, the Sword of Hammertime, Captain Widowmaker, the Orange Scourge, and the Juggernaut Kung Fu Geek, Regent Quinoa Rex, Minister of Foreign Affairs, The Quinführer, Corrector of Spelling Errors and the Hottest Canadian You Know Her Royal Majesty, the Holy Empress of the New Desolate Order and Silvaienia, HannaH Michelle Avacyn. Defender of the Huggle, Apprentice of the Wiggle, the Hand That Feeds Piplup, Hanger of the Sueden Drapes, Keeper of the Keys to the Imperial Liquor Cabinet, and Glitter Fairy Extraordinaire. Also, NOT Hannah Montana SinisterCanuck, the Sinister Minister of War, the Canadian Enforcer and the real reason why Duke Nukem Forever isn't out yet. Also, PILLS HERE! Imperator, Councilor and Proud Member mike717, Councillor, First Pledge, and Unafraid to ride to war without a 5-1 advantage. Sithis, aka Phil Ken Sebben. HA HA! TORN Councilor Lord Boris, Imperial Advisor, Keeper of Excess Time, Loyal Servant of the TORN Wimminz, Priest of Sarcasm, Holy Thorn in the Side of GOD, Rumored Evil Secret Overlord of FEAR, Also lolwut? Kaveman, Imperial Advisor, on a dolphin doin flips n !@#$! Natan, Imperial Advisor Darksaberexile, loyal TORN member, owner of a Gundam, and ready for war Matt2001, Owner of the Autobot Matrix of leadership, and pope of the first church of IYIyTh, He Who Makes Entirely Too Much Sense OPArsenal, Champion of Francoism, Owned by Quinoa Rex, Spiller of Secrets, Nerdcore Family, Fat Mess Sage Masters, Proud Member of TORN, Minister of , and loyal servant to The Quinführer Catface, a cat smashmaniac104, Resident \m/udkip lieker, Connoisseur of the Lulz nikko, no u! Herbs, Life-Member and Jagermeister of TORN NeCoHo, His Most Holy, Relevant, Imperial, and Majestic Patriarch of the Nation Margate, Pope of Broness, Bishop of Lulz, Chamber Keeper of all the Holy Malevolence which is Thick, and currently a Draco without an Athens Ringil- the winner of the war Realypk, Emperor of Bovine BMitt King, aka BiggusDickus, destroyer of cheesecake, whose ROFLcopter does indeed go "soisoisoi." You jealous? Surge, tha boss, and fine remover of infra The Great Sam, Official TORN Wardog Nightlight, Harbinger of Dark Times Docjay, the God of War StevieG, PFA player of the year Caesar di Cesare, One of many reasons people everywhere are switching to TORN for all their all hegemonic needs! ChrisLive, The Destroyer of all things Infra Bayanchur Khan, Guy who kills stuff tl;dr: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) Very thick. Goodbye OV. Edited April 21, 2009 by mythicknight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skokie Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) 2nd good luck Edited April 21, 2009 by skokie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithis Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Ordo Verde has brought this upon themselves. After knowingly engaging in espionage and deceiving our government, they then proved antagonistic and stubborn during reconciliation talks (which they then leaked). Be it the war screen, the fact that this has been talked about for a few days now, or OV's behavior - this war should come as no surprise. May admin have mercy on Ordo Verde, for we shall have none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audran Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) JB already posted the DoW for you. Did you forget that you needed one of those, are you really just that classless? Edited April 21, 2009 by Audran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choop Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 (by and for natan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperator G4G Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Love you all, TORNIes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyrie9002 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 This will end well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raunchero Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Hail TORN! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realypk Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o ya baby Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 TORN IS GONNA GET TORN UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Nice TORN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Well, enjoy the war, Cyberverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iotupa Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I already posted this for you. Sorry, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Better late than never/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterCanuck Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) So long, Ordo Verde. http://nonpermited image host.com/player.php?v=25p1s11&s=5 Edited April 21, 2009 by SinisterCanuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Good luck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I think JB posted this for you. Somebody needs a stern talking to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord GVChamp Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 O? This is interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieMercury Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 WOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT YE HAW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Wow, lot of titles up there. Well good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neoche666 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 o/ duckroll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Declaring war during a peace negotiation? Classy. See you on the battlefield bigwoody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandrivia_2 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) Good to know you feel you have the upper hand so you can act all arrogant, again. I truly hope TORN burns to nothingness. You all deserve it, many times over. Edited April 21, 2009 by Mamaev II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooksland Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 why are you trying to copy PC with your signature list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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