Starcraftmazter Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Hello dear Kings & Queens, Dictators, Presidents, Party Secretaries, Prime Ministers, Anarchists, Revolutionaries and Sponge. We've been meaning to announce several things for a while, but we have been lazy...very lazy. But now, amidst the drama and tension, we shall proclaim our awesomeness to the world. Anthem Back around a year ago, the alliance of FIST brought forth the idea of having an alliance anthem. We at Dark Fist have kept this niche tradition, and have voted for the following song to be our anthem, as voted by our membership: Motto And of course we have to have a motto. For a while, ours used to be the catch-phrase from the aforementioned piece of fine musical art - however, one day our Flying Penor Man (otherwise known as Daikos) came up with something even better. Naturally, it was instantly voted on and won. "Dark Fist: Waving our d**ks around at high speeds to maximize damage." Growth We have been growing very nicely, with some recruits, infra jumps, tech hoarding and what have you. We even reached a new milestone of 1.4mill total NS. Then three people got deleted in the last 3 days, for reasons ranging from being inactive to logging in from work (let that be a lesson to the rest of you ), so we're down around 50k again. Luckily none of them had nukes - so nothing of value was lost. This brings me to my next point... Nukes So a little while ago, we thought we'd get some nukes - and so in a short time, we more than doubled our nuke count. We also thought we'd race Aircastle to see who could get the most nukes...bad idea. They are devious bums who utilise clearly cheating tactics (Hi John Ron ) So anyway, we now have 362 nukes, which is approximately 7 per member. That's pretty good - not great like Aircastle, but still pretty good. There's still some time before the next war for us to get more anyway :jihad: And now, we would like to announce our new and highly overdue nuclear policy: We recognise that the use of nuclear weapons, even if controversial, is often necessary. We will in most cases, without hesitation, use nuclear weapons in all defensive wars, especially if we happen to be outnumbered. For all intents and purposes, wars where we honour the defensive clause of a treaty are considered defensive. During aggressive wars, we will consider using nuclear weapons on a war by war basis, and we most certainly reserve our right to do so. Our current Government The Flying Penis: Daikos Head of Creating Diplomatic Incidents: Starcraftmazter General Obi Won Kenobi: Snakebite The alliance emo: Stalwart Chief of Outsourcing and Delegating Jobs: Foxodi High Priest of Sean Connery: Mneh The 'NO U' Guy/The man of the exams: Martinius Minister of Never Recruiting: Faramir tl;dr - query someone with owner or sops in #darkfist Embassy Cleanup We have many embassies, several of them are pretty inactive. But from my perspective, it's more work to delete them than to keep them, so yeh. I never understood embassy cleanups...oh well. Rest assured, that we won't get rid of your embassy because you're uber inactive there (Hey, everyone knows IRC is superior to forums anyway). Tech Dealing The next alliance to ask us for tech sellers will get it's butt kicked out of our forums. That is all. Also, it seems to me that several alliances (especially black) have stolen my wiki design. It's great, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) inb4everyone, and normal nuke policy. Edited April 19, 2009 by Mogar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarikmo Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 nice news Darn it mogar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 damn it mogar :\ also i dont get it, whats with the announcement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxodi Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 inaftermogar Misleading title. o/ etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Clan Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Is this a DoW? I don't think so. Congrats though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 PS. inb4 nobody cares as it's not a dow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 o/ DF You will go far under SCM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Truck Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 What the hell man. This is the exact same speech I had written for MK. Even down to the numbers! You'll be hearing from us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar833 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 So you might be tough but might not and always reserve the right to be tough if you so choose? Uh ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 congrats to our best freinds in DF. I love you SCM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenann Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 o/ SCM and Foxodi... you crazy freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oberfuhrer Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Flying Penis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randleman Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Look at all the reader's it brings though. If anyone wants attention, now is your time to grab it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1L1O Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I must agree with this policy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrie Melodies Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 We recognise that the use of nuclear weapons, even if controversial, is often necessary. We will in most cases, without hesitation, use nuclear weapons in all defensive wars, especially if we happen to be outnumbered. For all intents and purposes, wars where we honour the defensive clause of a treaty are considered defensive. During aggressive wars, we will consider using nuclear weapons on a war by war basis, and we most certainly reserve our right to do so. If for no other reason than this I love you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Look at all the reader's it brings though.If anyone wants attention, now is your time to grab it. I'm the one who gives topics readers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 What the hell man. This is the exact same speech I had written for MK. Even down to the numbers! You'll be hearing from us. It's original, I swear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffron X Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 For the love of god, Mogar, you need a life beyond this. And... um... interesting... uh, "motto", you got there, DF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icheliebebrad Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Congrats, guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I approve Mogar you suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Those are quite the milestones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Congrats, and these are some nice new changes and adjustments you guys made.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Salovsky Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Still love that flag... Great achievements, congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Those are quite the milestones? Quiet you Dry, our alliance is clearly superior, as we have more nukes per member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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