A Soviet Attack Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE ANNOUNCEMENT! Once upon a time, a multitude of events took place... It was quite funny, let me tell you! After these events, OV and SLCB decided to sign a treaty. The Peace and Friendship Pact Preamble In the interest of spreading peace and friendship between the honorable alliances of Ordo Verde and Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes, both alliances have agreed to the following terms: Section I Both alliances and their respective memberships shall remain sovereign of one another. Section II Being honorable and caring friends, neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against any member of the other signatory. If a member nation of either signatory alliance is found to have done this, they will be required to offer peace and reparations equivalent to the total damages inflicted. Defending nations are required to limit retaliation to the number and type of attacks received. Should the offending nation refuse to offer peace and fulfill the terms of reparations determined by this pact, then the alliance the offending member belongs to will allow the offending member to be sanctioned for an amount of time agreed upon by both alliances. Section II, Item A. Neither alliance will engage in or endorse espionage against the other. If a member nation of either signatory alliance is found to have done this, they will be asked to pay an amount of reparations agreed on by both alliances, to the other alliance. Should the offending nation refuse to fulfill the terms of reparations determined by this pact, then the alliance the offending member belongs to will allow the offending member to be sanctioned for an amount of time agreed upon by both alliances. Section II, Item B. All diplomatic options must be tried and exhausted before any member of one alliance can be attacked by the other alliance. Both signatory alliances agree to always resort to negotiations and asking for reparations first before any sanctions or attacks are ever done against the other signatory alliance. Section III The memberships of both signatory alliances shall do their utmost to remain harmonious and friendly to each other. If there is ever a disagreement between the two alliances, it will be discussed in private between the two alliances. Section IV In the unfortunate case that one of the signatories is attacked by an outside force the other signatory can, but is not required to use this Pact as grounds for taking action against the aggressor whether it be diplomatically or militarily. If the signatory does not partake in the war against the aggressor, in the interest of friendship they should provide whatever recovery aid they can after the conclusion of the conflict. Section V To promote friendship and economic expansion within each alliance, the signatories shall provide opportunities for tech deals and other growth programs. Section VI Either signatory may terminate this pact at any time; however, the withdrawing alliance must notify the other signatory through diplomatic channels 72 hours prior to doing this. Signed for Ordo Verde Mr Duffy ~ Minister of Internal Affairs Rayvon ~ Minister of Foreign Operations Dani C ~ Minister of Defense Signed for Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes Frozen-rpg ~ Director of Intelligence A Soviet Attack! ~ Director of Defense jingoist ~ Director of Foreign Affairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 (edited) o/ OV o/ SLCB glad to see us get this together!!! edit for win F&L addition: And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back. Edited March 11, 2009 by Jingoist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozenrpg Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 What is this I don't even... o/ OV o/ SLCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 But I'll wear that hat with pride!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeTheFirst Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 o/ SLCB o/ OV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammykhalifa Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 SLCB has some great announcements. I'm glad to see them continuing to dominate the entire Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuHamster Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuiteTheUserName Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Congrats on the treaty, friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molleh Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 o/ OV o/ SLCB I like having friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 o/ OV o/ SLCB Glad to see this finally happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Congrats to our good friends in SLCB! o/ SLCB o/ OV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taget Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Congrats. Great presentation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dani C Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm glad to see this treaty finally in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Schrodinger Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Whoa, I tried registering an account, and low and behold, I already have one. Who would have guessed? The Internal Council (the one responsible for making sure the rum is never gone) approves this announcement. That is all. You can all move along now. Time for me to disappear for months again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaricTheGreat Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 That hat might make some of us look fat. I love this. SLCB ftw! And OV too, except Ray and Dani C. I need to coup them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Alexander IV Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 o/ SLCB o/ OV o/ Random People o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
multi Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 That hat might make some of us look fat. You haven't seen the pants yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denial Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Two of our allies becoming friends. It's what I like to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorbolt Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 My My... what handsome boxes you have now OV. How devilishly handsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Salovsky Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 while i still think SLCB is dumb, congrats... don't hold it against me /me winks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorbolt Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 while i still think SLCB is dumb, congrats... don't hold it against me /me winks I'm shocked! In what way do you find the SLCB 'dumb'? Is it their witty and creative name? Their stunningly good looking leadership? Or perhaps you have no basis for being judgemental. At any rate, you should learn to look up to the beautiful people. o/ SLCB seaworthiness is sexiness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaricTheGreat Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 You haven't seen the pants yet! I choose to be pantsless. But I bet they're fun! Are they like the stripey pants that all the wrestlers and stuff wore back in the day? Those were great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Impero Romano Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Congrats to our allies in OV on receiving hats and pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted March 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 while i still think SLCB is dumb, congrats... don't hold it against me /me winks We're not so bad... Once you get to know us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammykhalifa Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 We're not so bad... Once you get to know us. LIES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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