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It is now time to smash our van against the vehicles of others. Already we are putting spikes all over the sides and tires of the glorious SwC van. The "Free Candy" sign has been replaced with a "Free Death" sign. We have even changed out the fuzzy dice that dangle so peacefully with spooky Halloween decorations to show how serious we are. It is now time to join that great crusade against Monsters Inc. Here are a few memes for your enjoyment.

 

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And now, for possibly the first time in CN history, the CB will be revealed in a meme.

 

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This is our first war so be patient dear targets as we are still learning. From the van with love.

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SwC Vice President

GradyTheGreat

 

Featuring Quotes by LordDarrin

 "One day special all windowless vans are free with the reception of a nuke."

"No refunds on candy"

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This is a barbaric move by the creeps. M Inc fully recognizes this act of aggression. 

 

And you will die.

 

 

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7 hours ago, Lord Hitchcock said:

 

This is a barbaric move by the creeps. M Inc fully recognizes this act of aggression. 

 

And you will die.

 

 

Smart move by smart people....An alliance that joins a "war" to support an ally. 

 

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8 hours ago, Lord Hitchcock said:

 

This is a barbaric move by the creeps. M Inc fully recognizes this act of aggression. 

 

And you will die.

 

 

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We simply seen your act of aggression and raised you one. As we would tell our moms when we were 5...

 

he started it.

we are just simply ending it ;) 

 

and as always enjoy the nukes I know I sure will!

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We are doing something right, considering our main focus is IRON, yet collecting tears from WFF (who is down over 50%) and Alpha Wolves have been quite delicious. 

 

Here is an inside view of our daily struggles.

Our Friends in World Freedom Federation:

 

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Lord Hitchcock

(5/28/2016 11:33:29 PM) 
Now they want to play nice, thoughts?

To: Lord Hitchcock From: razgriz24 Date: 5/28/2016 9:58:48 PM

Subject: Hey
Message: You guys should send more wars our way but we should hold off on the nukes. I remember a day when nukes were used only sparingly. I currently have Pirate Cody on nuclear stand down just because ericsw123 hasnt nuked. If a non-nuclear war is in your interests, let me know.

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kingneptune

(5/28/2016 11:56:23 PM) 
Nuke them all and send gov prop spy ops. Its the only way.

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ericsw123

(5/29/2016 2:36:41 AM) 
i havent nuked because i Just declared, i need to wait 3 more hours! i will be nuking him as he went from 12k NS to 20k buying infra and tech... now.. it's my duty to $%&*ing nuke his new &%$@

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ericsw123

(5/29/2016 5:04:17 AM) 
To: PirateCody From: ericsw123 Date: 5/29/2016 5:02:33 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack
Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by ericsw123. You lost 11856 soldiers, 1144 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 174.339 miles of land, 58.113 technology, 174.339 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

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Lord Hitchcock

(5/29/2016 9:22:08 AM) 
LOL

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Jonesing

(5/29/2016 11:45:49 AM) 
good man!!

 

 

Our Friends in Alpha Wolves:

 

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WagonWheel

(5/31/2016 9:21:02 PM) 
To: WagonWheel From: HitlerWasOkay Date: 5/31/2016 9:17:01 PM

Subject: Peace Offer
Message: A peace offer has been submitted by HitlerWasOkay for the following reason: dude chill out man 

As soon as both nations accept peace the war will end. If either nation attacks one another this peace offer will be automatically canceled.

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WagonWheel

(5/31/2016 9:21:20 PM) 
I told him,
im helping him Build Character

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WagonWheel

(5/31/2016 9:23:13 PM) 
and i just him with 2 GA's lol
how i have missed this.

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James P Sullivan

(5/31/2016 9:52:06 PM) 
Showed my girlfriend Oh Dude Chill, I'm dying.

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WagonWheel

(5/31/2016 10:15:31 PM) 
To: WagonWheel From: HitlerWasOkay Date: 5/31/2016 9:32:36 PM

Subject: RE: Peace Offer
Message: Alright dude, just take it easy. Tone it down a notch.

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WagonWheel

(5/31/2016 10:16:20 PM) 
it just makes me wanna hit him more,

i'll nuke him again after update.

im sure he will cry.

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kingneptune

(5/31/2016 10:58:51 PM) 
Use his tears as a salad dressing.

 

 

And who could forget our friends in IRON

 

 

4/25/2016 7:12:27 PM IRON is offering me bribes! 31

To: Hombre Sabio From: son of anarchy999999 Date: 4/25/2016 5:48:35 PM

Subject: Peace
Message: If you stop hostilities against me I will give you 100 tech every month



To: Hombre Sabio From: son of anarchy999999 Date: 4/25/2016 5:44:51 PM

Subject: Foreign Aid Offer
Message: A foreign aid offer has been submitted by son of anarchy999999 for the reason of 'Offer of surrender '. Please review your Foreign Aid screen to accept or deny this foreign aid offer.

 

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Lord Hitchcock

(4/25/2016 7:20:59 PM) 
LOL- seems like a good deal!

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Lord Hitchcock

(4/25/2016 7:23:30 PM) 
I'd say nuke him still.... As that's what iron did when SPTR nations surrendered

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Hombre Sabio

(4/25/2016 7:26:28 PM) 
According to GA's his war chest was depleted anyway so I took his tech, freed up a slot and updeclared on another IRONing board!

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Lord Hitchcock

(4/25/2016 7:45:13 PM) 
Fair enough. Great work Hombre! Cheers

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kingneptune

(4/25/2016 8:39:11 PM) 
Good show, agree. IRON has done some pretty low stuff so take his tech and batter him as a thank you. :)

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SaltyRichard

(4/25/2016 9:07:10 PM) 
To: SaltyRichard From: Whitebeard Date: 4/25/2016 10:43:32 AM

Subject: War
Message: How dare you mess with IRON...

Well, there you go. You're done for pal. So done for that I can't even bring myself to attack you again.

So I'm saying this now. If you're brave attack me. This time it will be more people than me and Fermion.


TO: Whitebeard | FROM: SaltyRichard
TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 4/25/2016 8:59:07 PM 
You have been attacked by SaltyRichard. 

You lost 2,763 soldiers and 60 tanks. You killed 1,143 soldiers and 56 tanks. Their forces razed 9.161 miles of your land, stole 5.040 technology, and destroyed 20.162 infrastructure. Their forces looted $192,689.38 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.


TO: Whitebeard | FROM: SaltyRichard
TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 4/25/2016 8:58:52 PM 
You have been attacked by SaltyRichard. 

You lost 762 soldiers and 341 tanks. You killed 1,991 soldiers and 270 tanks. Their forces razed 9.541 miles of your land, stole 5.038 technology, and destroyed 20.152 infrastructure. Their forces looted $680,080.16 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.


To: Whitebeard From: SaltyRichard Date: 4/25/2016 9:04:26 PM

Subject: RE: War
Message: Oh, you said something about not attacking you. My bad.

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Hombre Sabio

(4/25/2016 9:09:15 PM) 
LOL Nice job Salty!

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Lord Hitchcock

(4/25/2016 9:41:14 PM) 
It's probably some little fat kid

 

 

And of course there are other dramatic instances in the war: III percent death threats, Margrave's fate, Layton's recognizing us a legitimate and Maloney's political career down the drain.

 

So anyway, since I have never dealt with SwC, here is a small introductory video of the legendary Micro, Monsters Inc

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4 minutes ago, LordDarrin said:

Well we here at SwC like to use a chemical used to knock one out then drag them into our van. One by one. I can tell you now you can ZI me I welcome it. You are sadly mistakened if you think I'm going to peace out. 

 

 

We are immune to your chemicals due to having livers of steel because of our requirement of daily beer consumption.

 

oh know, the new war guy talking about not peacing out to the alliance that has been at war for over a year. (We pity you lack of casualties)

 

you'll be another notch on our bedpost with in a month, LordDarrin

 

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3 minutes ago, LordDarrin said:

I joined this war for the casualties that's where you made a mistake! A year? That's cute. See you in a year then :)

 

blazer hit you without repercussions, that right there shows me your a puss

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2 minutes ago, Alexio15 said:

Isn't swc the splinter of Guinness? 

 

If they are, it's their long lost cousins. I think red army and I w were the only two still alive and red army only because he sold out our target list to hug his pixels 

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2 minutes ago, LordDarrin said:

You honestly think that I would come to war without SwC? You were mistake! Ok so you historically slammed into NPO? Cowards possibly but better yet! Unintelligent. Got it!

 

Some substance to these outrages claims would be dandy

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