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Disciples in a Sandstorm


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A few days ago, a small sandstorm erupted on Planet Bob.

 

Although it was only one Sandstorm, the men with Umbrellas and samurais-turned-cowboys did not take the sand lightly.

 

Having spent several days in the desert of a sandstorm, the men with Umbrellas and cowboys were getting along fine. They had plenty of tech, that umbrella machine gun thingy Danny DeVito uses in Batman Returns (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brfj0KVlPG4), comic talent, a manatee, a penguin, and a crab. Yet they were missing something. Something they needed.

 

Sometimes, guns, cowboys, and animals aren't enough. Sometimes, you need indoctrination, proselytizing, and prophetic damnation to teach the sand people infidels. Sometimes you need the Disciples of Destruction

 

DoD hereby activates their optional aggression clause with Umbrella, and declares war on The Sandstorm Confederacy.

 

Signed for the Disciples of Destruction:

 

Prophet

Das Blitzkrieger

 

Minister of Defense

RaymondJaeger

 

Minister of Foreign Affairs

JaxTeller

 

Blessed

Lewenhaupt

Raymond Jaeger

hormones74

JaxTeller

Malinok

 

Retired War Monger

Bassman

 

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We cannot afford many fancy comics, nor does Das know how to draw. Instead, he commissions comics.

 

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