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YOU ASKED FOR IT....

We have been telling the GOONS to take off their skirt and quit cheerleading.

We told the GOONS that they know where we live.

We even made fun of Sardonic's inability to take on a rogue, let alone an AA.

Well, GOONS just didn't want to come play on our field. We heard they may have taken off their skirts, but they accidentally wandered onto the field of our friends over in Anarchy Inc. We've come to help them find their direction.

When GOONs declared on our friends, we think they called us out, but we aren't sure, as they have often called us "mouth breathing window lickers."
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To those who wait for us in the shadows, and only now find the courage to strike us: Have at us. You will get nothing from us but nukes. I and the rest of GOONS will enjoy crushing your revenge fantasies.


Just over a year ago, NPL was walking along and the fat girl started a fight with us. We took quite the beating.


Now, it's our turn.


Contrary to the unmistakable paranoia of the collective guilty conscience GOONS obviously has, as voiced by their mouthpiece, Sardonic, this isn't about vengeance. That is for another time. No, this is about Equilibrium.

In defense of the Equilibrium coalition, the NPL declares war on the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism. May Admin have mercy on you, because we shall not.

GOONS, we're calling you out. No more bleating goat talk. No more dodging the bait. Here it is. You and us. In the streets. Gunz blazin.
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P.S. Sardonic, we'll hold your skirt for you while we play with water pistols; we wouldn't want it to get ruined.
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Signed
KemMo - Prime Minister, HMFIC
Gofast2006 - Deputy Prime Minister, Celebrates National Gofast Day
Morjon - Consul, Resident Artist
King Wally - Warhead of Foreign Affairs, Notoriously Bad Speller
Smurthwaite - Warhead of Communications, Author of NPL DoWs
Houston - Warhead of Recruiting, Better Than Katashimon13 ;)
Dark Zone Elite - Warhead of Education, Cartels Tremble at DZE's Name
Corrosive Affliction - Chief Compliance Officer, AKA CA the Resident Russian
 

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