Mandellav Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 [spoiler]For Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPt08UYmyMo[/spoiler] I don't want to set the world on fire... [spoiler]From August 15th, 2008: [center][img]http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/4029/bunnyvd9.jpg[/img] [/center] The writhing masses scrape and claw, climbing over one another, doused in the blood of their former friends and allies all hoping for the momentary favor of their master. They allow themselves to be blindly led, force themselves to believe that they will be different, that they are the truly loved, the favorite sons and daughters. Bob is a barren wasteland of misery and cowardice. The well of honor has all but run dry. Momentary wisps of honor remain but quickly vanish, sad reminders of a past forgotten. They are the ghosts of the few souls who dared stand and believe in something bigger than themselves, who dared believe in something beyond their infrastructure. One of the last bastions of decency and individual, the Mushroom Kingdom, is under siege. It is with great pride I activate our oldest treaty tonight, our MDAP with Mushroom Kingdom. Forsaking all else, we defend them tonight, to whatever end. We strike at the very heart of the beast, =LOST= declares war on the New Pacific Order. We fight and we die because we cannot bear to watch our friends and brothers in Mushroom Kingdom stand alone, and to remind the few honest people left in this world that all hope is not yet =LOST=. To NPO: We salute you, prepare to fight[/spoiler] I just want to start a flame in your heart... [spoiler]From April 21st, 2009 [center][img]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/489/athenswarflag.jpg[/img] [b]Athens Declaration of War[/b] For reasons that should already be apparent, I'm a bit pressed for time, so I'll be brief. On Monday, April 20th, the New Pacific Order decided to end peace talks with a surprise attack on Ordo Verde. New Pacific Order, your crimes come to an end today. We have become an instrument in the hands of Karma. [b]You have sown the wind. You shall reap the whirlwind.[/b] Athens hereby declares war on the New Pacific Order, on behalf of Karma and due to our MADP with Vanguard.[/center][/spoiler] In my heart I have but one desire... [spoiler]From April 21st, 2009 [center][img]http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k222/draiwadle24/flag-1-1-1.gif[/img][/center] The Greenland Republic believes in giving chances. Karma demonstrated that opportunity tonight when they gave the New Pacific Order a chance to make up for their actions. When it became apparent that no progress could be made on the NPO-OV front a decision had to be made. The Greenland Republic follows its allies through thick and thin. We expect the same in return. Tonight we will enter a conflict that will see further breaks in friendship. However we will stand true. The Greenland Republic hereby activates Bluenited For Orange and will attack the New Pacific Order along with our allies in Vanguard.[/spoiler] That one is you, no other will do... [center][img]http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x358/OveRKryPtiC/MoW1-1.png[/img][/center] [center]In time, enemies may change. But FARK: War. War never changes. The Last Remnants, in defense of the New Pacific Order, hereby declare war on Farkistan. Signed, Mandellav, Triumvir Rush Sykes, Triumvir Voodoo, Triumvir StealthyPenguin93, Minister of War Don Pedro, Minister of Internal Affairs Avery, Minister of Economics Stefano Palmieri, Senate Leader The Corrupt Teacher, Senator Floul1, Senator Kestral, Senator Devilyn Caster, Senator[/center] [Spoiler] Also, as an added bonus: A Special Beverage Review for FARK: [center][img]http://art1.server01.sheezyart.com/image/212/2126778.jpg[/img][/center] [center][b]Nuka Cola Quantum[/b][/center] Popping the top off of this fluorescent libation brings one back to a simpler time in life when throwing glow sticks into a camp fire was the best thing to do out in the woods on a chilly Tuesday night during the waning days of Autumn. The first sip is reminiscent of the burgeoning explosion of flavor associated with that of the original flavor of Nuka Cola, but the seasoned connoisseur relishes in the delightful playfulness of a hint of pomegranate and the joyous glow of strontium-90. However, this mixologist of mayhem recommends atomic electrolysis to gather those radioactive isotopes so that when your nukes fall on FARK, the pretty blue light shines like the smile on a fat kid when he opens the door to a fully-stocked refrigerator.[/spoiler] [spoiler]FARK, your erection has lasted way longer than 4 hours. Think of us as the Doctor with the long needle. [center][img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9741/suppressingfarkerection.png[/img][/center][/spoiler] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artigo Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 (edited) o/ TLR The Neckbeard Massacre begins Edited December 5, 2011 by Artigo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Time to whip out the Experimental MIRV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tushar Dhoot Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Good try Fark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voytek Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 yes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hi there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k222/draiwadle24/MushqaedaFlag.png[/img][/center] Bism'Allarchon al Rahman al Rahim - Devout Mushlims, infidels, and People of the Book - This evening at sundown, I was sitting high upon the battlements of Princess Peach's Castle telling the word of our Lord, Allarchon, to the people of this fair land. As I gazed out, I noticed an endless sea of devout Mushlims heeding His call, kneeling in prayer to Him. It was not always this way. We were not always so strong. Our faith was forged in blood and fire and it is in those very elements that we shall find our salvation. I can feel it in my very soul that we will soon be called to serve Him. Not all of us will survive but if that is what is required by Allarchon, His will be done. The faithful, myself and these Mushlims before me, will soon be called to renew our vows to God and cleanse this world of His enemies. War is coming, Bob, prepare for us. Those who do not convert will be slaughtered in a fashion befitting that of an infidel, like a beast. Allarchonu Akbar! Edited December 5, 2011 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Lightyear Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 get some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venizelos Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 this war is weird, but oh well... [img]http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/838/1323121249875.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letub Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 o/ TLR Good luck out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melancholy Culkin Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 (edited) Make sure to spare the bacon TLR! Edit: That Athens Karma DoW takes me back. Edited December 5, 2011 by Melancholy Culkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President S O Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Take them to the wall, TLR! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
askani the rotund Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Get Some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laslo Kenez Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hell to the yes. Let's get it on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hey this seems to be less than a week to defend a treaty partner. What's up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Go get em my friends!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I see it has been brought. Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 [center][img]http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k222/draiwadle24/Mushqaeda2.jpg[/img][/center] It will not be long before a nuclear torrent of jihad rains down upon your nations. You need not prepare for Mushqaeda, for attempting to complete an impossible task will get you nowhere. ALLARCHONU ACKBAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessebelle Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 To war! o/ TLR NPO Smontag, I'm coming for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Ride em' hard and put em' up wet, my friends. Show them how CnG does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crymson Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hail TLR! Happy hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 (edited) This was exactly as cool as I thought it would be when you told me about it, godspeed Mand, godspeed TLR. Edited December 5, 2011 by Sardonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leet Guy Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Go get 'em CnG. What a splendid change from politics as usual this is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Sexy Flag TLR! Go get 'em boys! o/TLR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stelios Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 give em hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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