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Last week saw two hilarious and poorly written Declarations of War, one of which was ironically named "Just an ordinary DoW." The self-titled "Equilibrium" briefly posted a blanket statement launching 27 alliances into war with ODN, The International, TOP and ourselves.
 
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Perhaps it was just yet another mental error in a long series of diplomatic blunders by a particular leader.  Perhaps the blanket declaration was a simple misunderstanding between Equilibrium leadership about their laughable "come at me bro" policy of a declaration on one being a declaration on all. Their attempts to cover up the blunder only enforce how confused and uncertain they are about this conflict. This is not exactly how we envisioned Fungicide [s]2011[/s] [s]2012[/s] 2013 going down and we began taking steps to address this rather humorous incongruity.
 
The Kingdom does not care about the why, only about what we must do.
 
We recognized that the declaration, at its core, was a dysfunctional coalition's accidental and very public admission of this war's true purpose: The destruction of our allies, our friends, our sphere, and the Mushroom Kingdom itself. 
 
Four and a half years ago, we jumped off a cliff to stay true to our friends, a decision that directly changed the course of history for our alliance and the entire planet. Today, faced with the remnants of the Continuum trying to crawl back into power, we gladly jump off that cliff as blindly and willingly for our allies as we did once upon a time.
 
Infra is cheap, Tech is expensive, Loyalty is forever. 
 
After previously redacting their declarations, the alliances of RnR, TPF, NADC, and TIO launched in-game wars last night without posting a Declaration of War on the forums. Those that wish to oppose us can't make up their mind, so we'll make it up for them.
 
[b]We hereby acknowledge the Declaration of War upon the Mushroom Kingdom by the combined forces of RnR, TPF, NADC, and TIO.[/b]
 
Pursuant to the "The OsRavan Can Finally Leave His House Accords", Mushroom Kingdom hereby declares war on RIA.
 
 
You come at the king, you best not miss.
 
/s/
[b]King:[/b] Archon
[b]Crown Prince:[/b] Infinite Citadel
[b]Prince:[/b] Azaghul
 
[b]Enclave:[/b] rsoxbronco1, Teh 1337 Guy, quiz
[b]Lord High Vanguard:[/b] ArneS
[b]Lord High Treasurer:[/b] King Brandon
[b]Lord High Director:[/b] Gairyuki
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Archon? Really?? I dont think so. Of course it is possible he has gone completely senile and has no clue what he is rambling on about... but. Much more likely y'all just made this crap up and put it in his mouth. For shame. Show your elders a little respect.

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Archon? Really?? I dont think so. Of course it is possible he has gone completely senile and has no clue what he is rambling on about... but. Much more likely y'all just made this crap up and put it in his mouth. For shame. Show your elders a little respect.

 


Rumors of Archon's complete absence from this planet are highly exaggerated.

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Archon? Really?? I dont think so. Of course it is possible he has gone completely senile and has no clue what he is rambling on about... but. Much more likely y'all just made this crap up and put it in his mouth. For shame. Show your elders a little respect.

He might not be around much, but we still have the courtesy to keep his signature on our Announcements. You know, since he's our King.

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General D.C. Beauregard's order to establish martial law throughout the Coalition known as "Equilibrium"
 
Circumstances, in my judgment, of sufficient urgency, render it necessary that the commanding general of this Delegation should assume the administrative powers of the Coalition. Its disorganized condition, the helplessness of the civil authority, the total insecurity of life, and the devastation of property by bands of murderers and marauders, who infest nearly every alliance of the coalition, and avail themselves of the public misfortunes and the vicinity of a hostile force to gratify private and neighborhood vengeance, and who find an enemy wherever they find plunder, finally demand the severest measures to repress the daily increasing crimes and outrages which are driving off the inhabitants and ruining the coalition. 
 
In this condition, the public safety and the success of our arms require unity of purpose, without let or hindrance, to the prompt administration of affairs. 
 
In order, therefore, to suppress disorder, to maintain as far as now practicable the public peace, and to give security and protection to the persons and property of loyal citizens, I do hereby extend and declare established Martial Law throughout the Coalition known as "Equilibrium".
 
All nations who shall be taken with arms in their hands within these lines shall be attacked by the Delegation, and if found guilty will be ZI'd. 
 
The property of all nations, in the Coalition "Equilibrium", who shall take up arms against the Delegation, or who shall be directly proven to have taken an active part with their enemies in the field, is declared to be confiscated to the Delegation's use, and their tech, if any they have, are hereby declared Free game. 
 
All nations who shall be proven to have destroyed, after the publication of this order, infrastructure, land, or technology of the Delegation, shall suffer the extreme penalty of the law. 
 
All persons engaged in Treasonable correspondence, in giving or procuring aid to the Enemies of the Delegation, in fomenting tumults, in disturbing the public tranquility by creating and circulating false reports or incendiary documents, are in their own interests warned that they are exposing themselves to sudden and severe punishment. 
 
All persons who have been led away from their allegiance, are required to return to peacemode forthwith; any such absence, without sufficient cause, will be held to be presumptive evidence against them. 
 
The object of this declaration is to place in the hands of the Delegation the power to give instantaneous effect to existing laws, and to supply such deficiencies as the conditions of War demand. But this is not intended to suspend the ordinary Tribunals of the Country, where the Law will be administered by Delegation officers in the usual manner, and with their customary authority, while the same can be exercised. 
 
The commanding general will labor vigilantly for the public Welfare, and in his efforts for their safety hopes to obtain not only the acquiescence, but the active support of the Loyal People of the Coalition. 
 
-To arms, brethren! o/ SD!
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[center][/center] [i]An excerpt from the War Journal of General Robert E. Leet, commander of the Southern Delegation forces:[/i] For years, the Copious and Generous plantation has been harvesting and supplying our proud Delegation with large rations of supplies and technology to keep us ever strong as the most glorious Union under one God. We have been very benevolent masters to our slaves, providing them with a ceiling under which to live and a plate of food to consume in return for their labor. It is on these very basic principals for which we have thrived as one great nation, far stronger than any other empire this world has seen. However, a foul thought seems to have been spread throughout the land, one which encourages economic equality over military might. It became so infested within the clearly ill minds of those Northern folk that they should take up arms and "free" the plantations, such as the Copious and Generous plantation, from our Southern hospitality. This will not stand. Today we assembled our troops, knowing full well these heathens had no right to claim from us such a basic principle, and have clearly and unequivocally no soul to be attacking and pillaging the Copious and Generous plantation. We stand by them not just because they are bound to us by written agreement, but because we view them as members of our extended family. For those of us who have been raised on Southern lands with Southern values, we take grave offense to those who besmear and attack those of our family unit. And it is for these reasons that we shall RISE! For when we are protecting values that are so near and dear to our hearts, and we have the undying love of our one God watching over us, nothing can overcome our resolve! AND SO WE ARE RISEN!

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"You come at the king, you best not miss."

 

 
I'm not one to post on the OWF, in fact I'm not one to support anything MK does.
 
However,
 
A quote form "The Wire" is a rare opportunity for me, especially this particular quote.
 
Well played..."King stays the King."
 
However RIA and RnR kick some teeth in.
 
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