The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are a few I made up:

1)Lagoop-A lagoon that is drying up.

2)manipulatte- a coffee date with a Don Juan

3)jowle- the sound you make when 1 million joules move through your body

4)kissmet- a kiss that was meant to be.

5) mallnourish-teenage anorexia

6)jacuzzic- adjective descriptive of the faint glow of red after exiting the jacuzzi.

7)negliglee-male reaction to a negligee

8)iconoblast-a party for iconoclasts

Adding a new one:

9) Simloin- a Vegans future steak choice.