Holy Book of Rebel Virginia

RV for Viceroy of Oculus

We should give you credit for facing the audience this time.

hahaha, it's post's such as these that have kept me in this god forsaken hell pit this long.

TY for the morning cackle RV

You seem to have dropped off the radar.

RV. Pop up more often

RV for viceroy of the planet!

We still <3 you, RV. Oh buddy ole pal. No worries!

You still owe me lunch after a drum-and-fife viewing.

all hail our true leader RV

I'll never forget. I find it easier to remember you than 9/11.

I hope alcohol was involved in the creation of this.

I hope alcohol was involved in the creation of this.

Rebel Virginia is fueled by alcohol.

Yes, yes, yes, he wuz TPF

I'm not interested in this

Molly's goat misses Pope Bubba.

I too miss our pope from Americas.

The blue text cuts through, making your words of wisdom stand out like a rose among thorns.

I'm not interested in this

It's cool. I'm not that interested in it either.

I am relevant and very important too.

"Relevant" is a relational term. To what or to whom are you relevant? Inquiring minds are determined to find out.

No, wait. They are mildly interested, only - but that's something.

To what or to whom are you relevant?

Jesus of course.

To what or to whom are you relevant?

Relevance.

Relevance.

Recursion.

Inception.

Deception.

Reception.

Drink? Don't mind if I do.

Recursion.

Inception.

Deception.

Reception.

Drink? Don't mind if I do.

And what dare I ask, does a penguin drink? Wine? Like a woman or a European?

I don't suppose you do dare ask.

But I'll take a decent single malt, straight.