Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" Snapers laughed in his throat
And he made a quickly Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Snapey trick!
"With this coat and this hat I look just like Saint Nick!"
"All I need is a reindeer..."
Snape looked around.
But, since reindeer are scare, there was none to be found.
Did that stop ol' sevey...?"
No! Snape simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his pet, Atlas. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big antler on top of his head.
He loaded some bags
And some crunchy mod grass
On a ramshackle sleigh
And he hitched up atlas
Then Snapey said, "Waddiwasi!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the Mods
Lay a-snooze* in their town.
All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the mods were all dreaming of forums without care
When he came to the first little house on the square
"This is stop number one," the old Snapey claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney. Which was not quite his shape
But if Santa could do it, then so could sir snape.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little mod ban sticks all hung in a row.
"These ban sticks," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Ban Hammers! Ninja Suits! A Sig Zapping gun!
Suggestion box cleaner! And Handcuffs for fun!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then Snape, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley!
Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the mod's feast!
He took the Mod-Tacos! He took the cookies!
HE cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash,
Why that snape even took their last can of Mod-hash!
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned ol' snappers, "I will stuff up the tree!"
And Snape grabbed the tree, and he started to shove,
When he heard a small sound, that he found very odd
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Mod!
Little EvenStar Mod, who was not more than a tod!
*Author's note: it's super super rare that mods sleep. Actually, it never happens. Unless admin was feeling nice because it was christmas, but this is doubtful. Admin is really as heartless as snape.