Smurthwaite's Blog

I'm not going to recruit you.

join us in IRON we have many things to offer

Why are you advertising yourself, smurthwaite? What are pros and cons of yourself?

I'd say join R&R, god knows we're all going to end up there anyway. May as well get it over with now.

True man. To be honest, there are a couple of AAs where I think I would really be a bad fit, but for the most part, as long as I can be myself, swear at everybody else, and rail against stupidity, I'd probably be happy. I really am enjoying the wooing attempts though. Pretty fun.

That's pretty much why I formed Lavender Town; it allows me to do whatever I want and not be constrained by traditional rules.

i am not a rogue, i am an alliance

You know what you must do. You received an encoded transmission with your orders, Operative, and you are expected to carry them out.

told you he'd join mi8, erbody who makes a post like this does

join none

True man. To be honest, there are a couple of AAs where I think I would really be a bad fit, but for the most part, as long as I can be myself, swear at everybody else, and rail against stupidity, I'd probably be happy. I really am enjoying the wooing attempts though. Pretty fun.

If that's what you want to do, your best bet is to find a good protector and become a one-man AA.

This is a c/p of earlier, as I wanted to update and keep it fresh.

Here is what I have thus far, in no particular order.

IRON - Warrior hinted at a job.

SRA - Dr3amW3aver chatted me up on IRC for a good long while and Xanth sent me multiple messages

MI6 - Probably the most epic recruitment message I am aware of; then Mogar, a know rogue, promised to fight beside me in the next war if I join

RIA - typically fun random and insane message in game + plus they offered waffles

NPL - Wally told me that if I don't join, I have no balls

Holy Roman Empire - Sir Kindle sent the world's most generic recruitment message and told me to change my color to pink

MCXA - SuperCoolYellow used impressive understatement, jrkee also hinted at a job

R&R - WarriorSoul has a claim on my soul and Ava beguiled me with a coup attempt

NpO - Irish says it will feel like home.

CRAP - "Think of all the puns you could use"

Atlas - Johnap says they are good guys

Guinness - BEER

So many quality and a few not so quality choices. Any 3rd part input would be considered.

Come and join the Soverign Coaltion of Allied Republics (SCAR). We can offer you tech deals and trade circles as well as a active forum system. We are a growing alliance who needs people with experence in game. This is your chance to join a growing alliance and secure your position when we grow to our objectives. Come and check us out at http://scar.forumotion.org/forum or #SCAR

Join the New Pacific Order, my friend.

We have one of the best communities in this game, and I feel like you would make a good addition.

you could join Gopher in gopher roll. make it a 2 man AA

and Join MCXA it's where all the cool kids go. jrkee does more than hint at a job i'll give ya one

If that's what you want to do, your best bet is to find a good protector and become a one-man AA.

He's already got one.

At this time SRA is pledging full protectorate status to smurthwaite pending his decision. Until such time that smurt changes from none to any alliance affiliation, SRA will be keeping his safety as our top priority.

This act will remain in place until such time that smurthwaite personally requests it's end and will not be dropped in the event of SRA being removed from his alliance choice consideration.

Smooth, Xanth. Moving up in the rankings with that move.

Smurth, if you'd like to give FEAR a try our door is open. It takes a particular type of stupid to enjoy FEAR, but I think you'd be compatible. My only worry is our history and worldviews may be too far apart. CSN/NPL have almost always been on the opposite side of our wars.

But who knows? Change could do ya good.

I can't promise insta-gov but, I'm you could advance very, very quickly, I'm sure.

Well was my advise to Smurth to gather his fellow Nones together to form an army and then DOE "NONE" followed by a DOW against the neutrals. Then kick back and enjoy the fireworks!

Ok, guys, I think honestly, I have narrowed it down to 5 AAs.

MI6 - because of this: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/121112-user-smurthwaite/

SRA - because of this

RIA - because of waffles

R&R - who owns my soul (allegedly)

Guinness - who I know nothing about, but seem like they could be a good micro to work in

All good choices expect the mirco. Now um join MI6.

All good choices expect the mirco. Now um join MI6.

NPL was a micro when I joined it.

Also, this is interesting...

Subject: WTF

Message: Come over here: worldtaskforce.com/index.php?

Who knows, maybe we declare a Holy Neutral War after joining us.

That was when a mirco could actually thrive.

That was when a mirco could actually thrive.

We seem to be doing quite well for ourselves.

Shuddup you don't count.

If I had one tech for every time I've been told that I'd be as big as Cuba