Smurthwaite's Blog

We have sovereign rights over your soul, according to the blood pact signed with Kem before he retired. You're ours and there's nothing you can do about it. :|

ten bux says you join MI5

Join NPL

ten bux says you join MI5

also this

Join the Bear Cavalry my friend.

You've had "recruit me" on your IRC tag, your OWF account and your OWF AA for days now.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if no one has actually tried to recruit you by now, the issue might be the product, not the buyer.

Thus far, I have been received the following in terms of provocative. I think we can up the anti a bit:

$%&* it.

Join mi6, don't be a teapot

I am also fond of this one, even though I stole it from AT years ago and passed it on to NPL

Join NPL

Nevermind. You won't. No balls.

npl-alliance.net

I have also received messages demanding I go to IRC and as well as the typically lame "Change your Nation Affiliation to 'insert lame AA here.'"

Keep them coming. I'm actually a narcissist at heart.

You've had "recruit me" on your IRC tag, your OWF account and your OWF AA for days now.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if no one has actually tried to recruit you by now, the issue might be the product, not the buyer.

I typically don't respond to you, but since I moved to None about 2 hours ago, I'm not really worried about it. As for IRC, my tag is simply non-existent, rather than, as you claim, recruit me.

Now that I am not in government, I feel safe to tell you, sir, to go $%&@ yourself.

I typically don't respond to you, but since I moved to None about 2 hours ago, I'm not really worried about it. As for IRC, my tag is simply non-existent, rather than, as you claim, recruit me.

Now that I am not in government, I feel safe to tell you, sir, to go $%&@ yourself.

damn son! #nofilter

As a former customer i highly recommend this product/service.

In all honesty, I won't be making any decisions tonight, but based on the past few hours, the front runners are in this order:

MI6 - by far the most creative

SRA - by far put in more time than anybody else

R&R - apparently own my soul

Don't need any more low tech leechers.

I typically don't respond to you, but since I moved to None about 2 hours ago, I'm not really worried about it. As for IRC, my tag is simply non-existent, rather than, as you claim, recruit me.

Now that I am not in government, I feel safe to tell you, sir, to go $%&@ yourself.

Awwwww, now you've made me blush.

join mi6 or die

As a former customer i highly recommend this product/service.

I too have trialled the Smurth-your-way-to-success 6 step program and was very happy with my rock hard abs, slender thighs and toned man boobs. I'd recommend this one to anyone!

Good luck out there bud!

You can make a difference! You can achieve great highs! MI6.

Smurth, you need to help me coup R&R already. Garion failed and MildlyInsane got bored and retired. Get over here.

Don't need any more low tech leechers.

Don't worry. DT wasn't an option really, what given asinine trolls like you being there. Tell SOM hello, though.

Join whoever you want to, at the end of the day, you'll want to be somewhere you feel comfortable.

Join whoever you want to, at the end of the day, you'll want to be somewhere you feel comfortable.

True man. To be honest, there are a couple of AAs where I think I would really be a bad fit, but for the most part, as long as I can be myself, swear at everybody else, and rail against stupidity, I'd probably be happy. I really am enjoying the wooing attempts though. Pretty fun.

Here is what I have thus far, in no particular order.

IRON - Warrior hinted at a job.

SRA - Dr3amW3aver chatted me up on IRC for a good long while and Xanth sent me multiple messages

MI6 - Probably the most epic recruitment message I am aware of; then Mogar, a know rogue, promised to fight beside me in the next war if I join

RIA - typically fun random and insane message in game

NPL - Wally told me that if I don't join, I have no balls

Holy Roman Empire - Sir Kindle sent the world's most generic recruitment message and told me to change my color to pink

MCXA - SuperCoolYellow used impressive understatement, jrkee also hinted at a job

R&R - WarriorSoul has a claim on my soul and Ava beguiled me with a coup attempt

So many quality and a few not so quality choices. Any 3rd part input would be considered.

I would say non grata but I don't think you would bother and the admissions to the alliance thread on the forums would be a free for all.

Still, could be fun.

I doubt they would give you a job either, you could just be lazy and call people names like the rest of us.

Yeah. To be honest, I think NG is one of those AAs I would probably not be a good fit for.

You can have a government position as well. We are good at making up titles on the spot

i think you should join mi6, they are kinda the coolest cats around, i mean we got james bond.

Meh, we all know where this ends.