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Recruit Me

smurthwaite

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I am looking for the most interesting, provocative, or creative message.

I spent 3 years in CSN as the minister of $%&@, a diplomat, and all around pain in the ass.

I 993 days in NPL as the Warhead of Foreign Affairs, the Warhead of Communications, the Deputy Prime Minister, and Trium. Still an all around pain in the ass.

I have left NPL for reasons given to NPL membership.

So. Go ahead. Recruit me.

http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=170471



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You've had "recruit me" on your IRC tag, your OWF account and your OWF AA for days now.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if no one has actually tried to recruit you by now, the issue might be the product, not the buyer.

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Thus far, I have been received the following in terms of provocative. I think we can up the anti a bit:

$%&* it.

Join mi6, don't be a teapot :)

I am also fond of this one, even though I stole it from AT years ago and passed it on to NPL

Join NPL

Nevermind. You won't. No balls.

npl-alliance.net

I have also received messages demanding I go to IRC and as well as the typically lame "Change your Nation Affiliation to 'insert lame AA here.'"

Keep them coming. I'm actually a narcissist at heart.

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You've had "recruit me" on your IRC tag, your OWF account and your OWF AA for days now.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if no one has actually tried to recruit you by now, the issue might be the product, not the buyer.

I typically don't respond to you, but since I moved to None about 2 hours ago, I'm not really worried about it. As for IRC, my tag is simply non-existent, rather than, as you claim, recruit me.

Now that I am not in government, I feel safe to tell you, sir, to go $%&@ yourself.

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I typically don't respond to you, but since I moved to None about 2 hours ago, I'm not really worried about it. As for IRC, my tag is simply non-existent, rather than, as you claim, recruit me.

Now that I am not in government, I feel safe to tell you, sir, to go $%&@ yourself.

damn son! #nofilter

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In all honesty, I won't be making any decisions tonight, but based on the past few hours, the front runners are in this order:

MI6 - by far the most creative

SRA - by far put in more time than anybody else

R&R - apparently own my soul

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I typically don't respond to you, but since I moved to None about 2 hours ago, I'm not really worried about it. As for IRC, my tag is simply non-existent, rather than, as you claim, recruit me.

Now that I am not in government, I feel safe to tell you, sir, to go $%&@ yourself.

Awwwww, now you've made me blush. :wub:

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As a former customer i highly recommend this product/service.

I too have trialled the Smurth-your-way-to-success 6 step program and was very happy with my rock hard abs, slender thighs and toned man boobs. I'd recommend this one to anyone!

Good luck out there bud!

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Join whoever you want to, at the end of the day, you'll want to be somewhere you feel comfortable.

True man. To be honest, there are a couple of AAs where I think I would really be a bad fit, but for the most part, as long as I can be myself, swear at everybody else, and rail against stupidity, I'd probably be happy. I really am enjoying the wooing attempts though. Pretty fun.

Here is what I have thus far, in no particular order.

IRON - Warrior hinted at a job.

SRA - Dr3amW3aver chatted me up on IRC for a good long while and Xanth sent me multiple messages

MI6 - Probably the most epic recruitment message I am aware of; then Mogar, a know rogue, promised to fight beside me in the next war if I join

RIA - typically fun random and insane message in game

NPL - Wally told me that if I don't join, I have no balls

Holy Roman Empire - Sir Kindle sent the world's most generic recruitment message and told me to change my color to pink

MCXA - SuperCoolYellow used impressive understatement, jrkee also hinted at a job

R&R - WarriorSoul has a claim on my soul and Ava beguiled me with a coup attempt

So many quality and a few not so quality choices. Any 3rd part input would be considered.

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I would say non grata but I don't think you would bother and the admissions to the alliance thread on the forums would be a free for all.

Still, could be fun.

I doubt they would give you a job either, you could just be lazy and call people names like the rest of us.

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