To: GOONS
The Imperial Flag: Standard of the Emperor
Your footsoldiers grow weary of war, to quote one of them:
To: Loki Laufeyson From: [REDACTED] Date: 2/17/2014 8:24:35 PM
Subject: RE: Peace Offer
Message: hell, thats pretty much all of these....i mean, hell i havent gotten alot form joining in myself, ive considered leaving and making my own alliance
This was after I told him my story, and he sympathized with me and began complaining of similar treatment.
You have no means of opposing me. You cannot stop the revolution, nor can you stop the army of Haile Selassie. Even with your numerical superiority, you have failed in silencing me after four days of war. Rather unusual. Have you lost your thunder? Are the pubbie-wreckin' days of the past over? Sard, Marx, which ever one of you sees this: We can end this. Once and for all, because I will not stop until every footsoldier in my range is destroyed or I myself is destroyed. The solution is simple: Apologize for past slights and pay me 12 mil and 200 tech in reps.
I have made this statement public for posterity, because history is truly being made. History will judge you for your actions. The ball is in your court, and I pray that you do the right thing.
Loki Laufeyson,
Supreme Regent of the Killuminati Empire (Signed for HIM Haile Selassie I)
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