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I was a little terrified yesterday.

WarriorSoul

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Yesterday was my birthday, and as one might expect, I got a bit drunk.

But, in the middle of my drunken stupor, this girl that I know admitted publicly that she pooped a few minutes prior to that moment. I literally had no idea what to do with the information presented to me.

Do girls really poop? Discuss.



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Don't believe this lie called "pregnancy". Girls' bellies swelling is just from the accumulation of poop they intentionally never release.

I don't get why they do that. They never manage to hold it in more than 9 months, and those that get that far cause extreme pain to themselves when they release it.

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Don't believe this lie called "pregnancy". Girls' bellies swelling is just from the accumulation of poop they intentionally never release.

Yeah but then how do they turn it into a human?

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Clearly you all have not read the gospel of the prophet Outkast. Which doth readth:

Clearly, since the olden age, this brother be preaching about how (though maidens fair) women be not always fine n'$hit. Wake up before her one morning, like before she's got makeup on n'stuff, and you'll be like "damn, wench, whence cometh thy ass?"

Trust me, dem !@#$%*e's !@#$ stank

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