(sung to the tune of "Blame Canada")

Van Hoo III: Times have changed

Our kids are getting worse

They won't obey their parents

They just want to fart and curse!

Van Hoo III: Should we blame the NPO?

Bigwoody: Or blame society?

Despots: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Van Hoo III: No, blame R-I-A

Everyone: Blame R-I-A

Van Hoo III: With all their beady little eyes

And flapping heads so full of lies

Everyone: Blame R-I-A

Blame R-I-A

Van Hoo III: We need to form a full assault

Everyone: It's RIA's fault!

Van Hoo III: Don't blame me

For my son Stan

He saw the damn cartoon

And now he's off to join the Klan!

Bigwoody: And my boy Eric once

Had my picture on his shelf

But now when I see him he tells me to $%&@ myself!

Van Hoo III: Well, blame R-I-A

Everyone: Blame R-I-A

Van Hoo III: It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since RIA came along

Everyone: Blame R-I-A

Blame R-I-A

Mobius 1: They're not even a real alliance anyway

Doitzel: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,

Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue

Everyone: Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Van Hoo III: heck no!

Everyone: Blame R-I-A

Blame R-I-A

Van Hoo III: With all their random hullabaloo

Bigwoody: And that !@#$%* Delta1212 too

Everyone: Blame R-I-A

Shame on R-I-A

For...

The smut we must stop

The trash we must bash

The Laughter and fun

Must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!