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On and on, reckless abandon

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supercoolyellow

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AKA Zero $%&@s

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IRL I have a motto I live by when I'm planning on having a very good time. The motto is zero $%&@s, and it plays out that I do what I want, act a fool, and don't give a single $%&@ what people think about me.

Zero $%&@s makes the night good. It means I'm suddenly finding myself partying withe the group of girls in the bar who I'm not supposed to have a shot with simply because IDGAF. And if I have no game, that's cool because I have a ton of fun. It means I'm loudly pretending to be a Ron Paul supporter at a party just because I want to LMAO. I do what I want, I am crazy and I have a memorable time.

A few weeks ago I asked, what if I played CN that way? That's been a lingering question for me, and so, I have decided to embrace that style of play. I am going to post what I want, when I want, and not give a $%&@ what people may think. I'm going to attack who I want when I want and will blow !@#$ up. So get ready for a more obnoxious, more entertaining, and higher casualty count SCY.

And right now I want to attack GOONS. Kaskus has made them pretty irrelevant, and tbh since they're a bunch of dbags, I want to keep them that way. I would also like to thank GOONS for putting every nation they have bigger than me in peace mode, and every nation smaller than me in war mode.

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SCY, I'm joining you in this. I like to say, similarly, "I got a (bag, frocket, etc, depending what I have on me at the time) full of my $%&@s. You're... just not getting any of my $%&@s. I refuse to give them." I played CN that way before, and it's always been the best time I've had here, so I'm down to do it again.

Also, when you're in the bar, if you're confident, you're in any girl's "league." Notice nice guys say "girls always end up with !@#$%bags!"? It's because !@#$%bags are cocky sons of !@#$%*es, but you don't have to be a d-bag to be confident; you just have to realize if you get rejected, you didn't lose a goddamn thing except 4-5 minutes of your time. I always thought that was some cliché, and girls were as shallow as we are, but once I stopped giving a $%&@ about rejection and immediately gunning for the hotties at the bar, I was amazed about how much confidence actually mattered. That and clothes choice ;)

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I hope you wanted to experience being truly irrelevant. I'd be surprised if you didn't end up deleting after this.

Yeah, I guess I am pretty irrelevant :) Also I'd be surprised if I didn't end this with constant obnoxious bragging about my casualty counts.

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I hope you wanted to experience being truly irrelevant. I'd be surprised if you didn't end up deleting after this.
Yeah, I guess I am pretty irrelevant :) Also I'd be surprised if I didn't end this with constant obnoxious bragging about my casualty counts.

That's what I'd do. :)

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Sardovia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Desired Religion: Christianity

Desired Government: Monarchy

Threat Level: Severe

Tax Rate: 30%

Number of Spies: 465

Last Nuke Purchase: 6/30/2012 12:12:09 AM

Last Wonder Purchase: 10/23/2011

Total Money: $31,195,814

Technology: 789.84 Levels

Last Bill Payment: 6/30/2012 12:08:37 AM

Trade Partners: Noobtopia, QQQQQland, opressive country, WORST COUNTRY EVER, Rusistania

Secret Aid Sent To: None

Total Aircraft: 5

Aircraft Fighter Strength: 45

Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0

Navy Purchases Today: 0

Navy Vessels:

Corvettes: 0

Landing Ships: 0

Battleships: 0

Cruisers: 0

Frigates: 0

Destroyers: 0

Submarines: 0

Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

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Pfft, I've been doing the zero $%&@s thing since I started playing. I don't know how you can play a game and still give a $%&@ about how it turns out. It doesn't mean you have to be an idiot though.

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Pfft, I've been doing the zero $%&@s thing since I started playing. I don't know how you can play a game and still give a $%&@ about how it turns out. It doesn't mean you have to be an idiot though.

Total bad ass^

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Man, is that how the kids are dressing these days? I am out of touch.

Shine on, you crazy diamond. The only problem with this philosophy in CN (or RL, for that matter) is that you have to give a !@#$ at some point in order to build up/maintain the resources to keep the party going. It's a balancing act. But I will totally agree that most of us are waaaay too far on the side of saving up for a rainy day at the expense of missing out on day-to-day enjoyment.

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