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Zog is like a fruit


Comrade Tiki

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Whenever I see words from the source of "kingzog", there's something appetizing about making a response. His thoughts are a fruit ripe on the vine, yearning for juicy reviews to be made in the form of a bite. There is nothing about this fruit that is hard to digest.

Like a red sun-baked strawberry, anything "kingzog" provides worthy of resisting the tooth is so small that it would be swallowed. Anything resembling a challenging idea is stuck in a seed of inferior scale. The rest is fleshy and sweet to the maw.

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I want to reply to these vulnerable ramblings... Strawberries exist that they may be eaten whole... But I've eaten enough strawberries for now.

To avoid stuffing myself too fully with summer's sugar, I must let it be. I'd have diabetes if I made a habit of commenting on posts by "kingzog"... the same waste of thought as if I were to tweet to Bill O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly and "kingzog" argue in the same fashion, which is a sad truth. Yet before I go, I need to make this perfectly clear: I intend him no disrespect or slander by comparing him with "kingzog".

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Needs a GOONS dramatic reading, get on top of it, Dr. Beefstupid!

Needs to be a bit more relevant to my geographical location, too. Apart from basic name recognition, I've never seen Bill O'Reilly apart from an old video where he's swearing a lot -- admittedly, that could be me under the right circumstances -- and an appearance on The Daily Show. With Jon Stewart he seemed quite affable, and while it was clear they disagreed there didn't seem to be any real animosity.

I didn't read, I tried to find secret messages.

Found it.

Whenever I see words from the source of "kingzog", there's something appetizing about making a response. His thoughts are a fruit ripe on the vine, yearning for juicy reviews to be made in the form of a bite. There is nothing about this fruit that is hard to digest.

Like a red sun-baked strawberry, anything "kingzog" provides worthy of resisting the tooth is so small that it would be swallowed. Anything resembling a challenging idea is stuck in a seed of inferior scale. The rest is fleshy and sweet to the maw.

An odd thing to admit to, to be sure, but it takes a certain kind of bravery to 'come out' as a Nephropidophiliac.

It's the 21st Century, though, and all should be free to be whoever we want to be. Shine on!

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An odd thing to admit to, to be sure, but it takes a certain kind of bravery to 'come out' as a Nephropidophiliac.

It's the 21st Century, though, and all should be free to be whoever we want to be. Shine on!

To be fair, Crustaceans are pretty hot.

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