You know the problem with Global Despots these days is they have no style. They lack that certain element that makes them worthy of giving them any of my attention.

Case in point:

That Trotskie fellow of the ENNPEEOOO is probably one of the dullest global despots around. The best that fellow has is some lame brain thread about a rip off of Toy R' Us with a crappy looking flag. Share it around a bit and examine the leaders of most major alliances. They are just flat out boring.

Say what you want about Moldavi and Electron Sponge, but they weren't dull.

If global despotism is truly to be a force to be reckoned with they need to learn to entertain their masses. Look at old Hitler. That bloke could flat out entertain his masses with a chicken in every pot and a slew of smashed windows. Now I'm not saying Hilter was a good person, but he certainly had his despotic flair polished to a high sheen.

List of suggestions to Global Despots/Most boring people alive:

1) You aren't Mr. Rogers.. stop fronting.. Be a jerk more.

2) Stir up more trouble in your alliance blocks. It provides entertainment for the rest of the proles.

3) Hold an alliance gets smashed lottery once a month.

I'm banking on number three actually being one of the factors that makes this game interesting again. Imagine a lottery that randomly selects some alliance, no matter what the treaty obligations, for being hammered on for seven days straight.

The sheer screams of outrage would be delicious.