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Cats - Part 1


xoindotnler

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You want to know something? One of the darkest secrets on earth that no one talks about and I will probably be assassinated by? Would you want to dare the risk of getting tracked down like a animal for just reading this information? Well if not you can hit the back button but that would be useless at this point. Hey why not keep on reading then?

Felis catus

Also known as a domestic cat, you probably will think what do they have to do with such a story as this? We travel back to ancient Egypt even before the Pharaohs ruled the lands and pyramids where build. Alien drop ships where send to the earth we know and love, this all to prepare us for serving the Uzuadaeheemi Iroovuuyuada Ejeimiiroovu Uzaafaejeimi (Not to be confused with the Uzaafaejeimi Osoowuuzaafa Ekeiniosoowu Ubaageekeini nor with Uwuubaafeeje Ipiosouwuuba Ageekiipioso Uxuabaageeki). There planet across the almost the end of the universe shares well shared the same features as our earth, except they called it Inioro Uwuubaafe. Until the great uprising when half the planet got destroyed and they were forced to trek across the universe and find a new home planet just like Inioro Uwuubaafe. Unfortunately the planet they eventually found was where we are currently living on. Since we were pretty much still flinging !@#$ to each other and hadn't ever heard of wiping our own buts and the Uzuadaeheemi Iroovuuyuada Ejeimiiroovu Uzaafaejeimi needed slaves, take a guess who those slave are? Yes you get it WE ARE THOSE SLAVES! Of course you are going to say things like "But xoin we live in freedom and can do what the hell we want on earth, even heat it up enough to make it suitable for the Uzuadaeheemi Iroovuuyuada Ejeimiiroovu Uzaafaejeimi." Well yes that is where the cats come in, there are the secret troops of the Uzuadaeheemi Iroovuuyuada Ejeimiiroovu Uzaafaejeimi making sure we are ready for them and when the time comes everything would be ready. Keeping an eye on us a once in a while just assassinate one of us that want to rebel, such events get cover-up immediately to looks like a human would do it. Anyway they arrived in ancient Egypt where cats where brought to earth by drop ships, CATS DO NOT ORGINATE FROM EARTH! Throw your history book out of the window now if you do believe that! The first cats where the first to enslave a small group of people who would later on make pyramids and more impressive things. The cats knew it would be easily noted if they started ruling like gods so they invented pharaohs which weren’t more than empty human shells controlled by alien technology. Pretty much EVERYTHING was made from it that point forward by said technology, we haven’t invented a single thing since we invented fire by pure accident. As Egypt had proven to be a success story it wasn’t long till it was decided to move on to form other countries and colonize continent after continent and enslave us by nothing more of a hollow shell of what used to be a humans but what we now know as a leader. Oh yes this is where our story actually starts, there isn’t a single company or organization infiltrated by them KGB, CIA, FBI, NASA, Bilderberg Group, Illuminati, Freemasons, Skull and Bones you name it they own it. It really is as simple as that. They own this world they case it to heat to make it suitable for their masters and in the meantime we are there play things.

More in part 2 as I have to literally run for my life now.

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How did you find this out and what can I do to stop it? I hope it doesn't include using a history book, because I just threw that out my window.

Don't be afraid, I will explain how history really happened and how to stop them.

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How did you find this out and what can I do to stop it? I hope it doesn't include using a history book, because I just threw that out my window.
Don't be afraid, I will explain how history really happened and how to stop them.

Good just please hurry. I think my cat is starting to get suspicious.

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