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First off, hello and welcome to my blog. This is my first time, so please be gentle. And now, onto my story.
You see, I just came home from a short vacation and checked my nation's inbox to find three PM's waiting for me: A trade offer, an aid offer from a tech deal and one titled "Condolences from Exodus". This one rather confused and worried me as I wasn't aware anything terrible had happened to me lately. The text was as follows:
Our condolences on the disbandment of your alliance. I have personally lost my alliance once and I know that you might have a hard time with it.
You're probably wondering where to go now that TOOL no longer exists.
I'd like to take some time to formally invite you to the ranks of Exodus. We're one of those smaller (1 million NS) alliances with great potential and a great community.
We can offer you our friendship and protection until you have figured out where to go next. On top of that we have plenty of opportunities for you to actually move up in the ranks.
I'll leave it at this now. Please send me a message if you are interested or would like to have some more information.
wat. I mean, seriously. Not only are you attempting to recruit from GOD, and not only are you trying to pick off the corpse of TOOL like some carrion bird.... But I have never even been in TOOL. I have been in GOD since GOD was formed, and was in DLP before that. I mean, really, just how many times can you fail in a single PM?