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I'm Rich!!!


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Just received thsi e-mail

HUSSIN OTHMAN & CO.

NO. 48, JALAN PADI MAHSURI 1

BANDR BARU UDA

JOHOR BAHRU

MALAYSIA.

Dear ******* *******

I am Barrister Hussin Bin Othman, personal attorney to late Mr. Goraidh ****** , a foreign client of mine, who died as a result of heart-related condition on the 10th June, 2003. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Air Flight Crash in Iran while flying from Tehran to Khorramabad.

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the funds left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at USD8.4million United States Dollars is lodged. The bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on

a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible to indicate your interest.

Best Regards,

Barrister Hussin Bin Othman

My response to the obvious scam:

Dear Mr. Othman,

I would love to take all that money! I even have the perfect place for you to put. However, before I tell you where that is, you will need to bend over.

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What is his email-address?If you give it, I might just make a fake email, pretend to be you. And see what happens. :P

Done it before, you will probably get ignored. If you wait a few more days the emails address will not work. Russia spammers even insist that you contact them by phone.

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My favorite is the one pretending to be an FBI agent where the money has connections to Nigeria. I get that spam multiple times per week and it's always my last chance to claim it.

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I particularly like this phrase

All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

They want your honest cooperation while forging documents for you.

I would not go for this, let me introduce you to a man who knows a Nigerian prince, much more money there.

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tbh I came in here expecting to find out you gave him your credit card information
You were able to read the post with out opening it? :awesome:

In the world of blogs, you can see part of a post before you open it.

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